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[You Know Nothing]

Beer before wine and you'll feel fine
Wine before beer makes you feel queer

Well, queerer in my case.

you poor things

I'm sorry your palate isn't refined enough for wine.

/s

 

[Vazra]

Romantic tbh

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Anyway

 

[marrec]

Anyway

HOWS IT GOING LADY?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

HOWS IT GOING LADY?

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[You Know Nothing]

Anyway

Save me from this song, sis.

Its hold is getting worse the drunker i get.

 

[FUME5]

Weed first, then beer.
or is it beer then weed.
I can't remember.

It's a chicken and egg philosophical dilemma.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Save me from this song, sis.

Its hold is getting worse the drunker i get.

A fucking mess

 

[marrec]

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

*the highest of high fives*

We're all getting drunk, btw

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

*the highest of high fives*

We're all getting drunk, btw

We didn't bang but we spooned and she held my hand right...in a very nice chest area....

 

[Jobbs]

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

what'd you do

what'd you do

We didn't bang but we spooned and she held my hand right...in a very nice chest area....

oh damn

nice

 

[marrec]

Save me from this song, sis.

Its hold is getting worse the drunker i get.

YKN from second one this is not only a bad beat but also FERGIE which means a bad lyricist.

She is legit using "on fleek" in july 2016

We didn't bang but we spooned and she held my hand right...in a very nice chest area....

Sounds better than my most recent escapades tbh

*jealous*

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Like she knew what she was doing

I'm basically dying over here

 

[You Know Nothing]

We didn't bang but we spooned and she held my hand right...in a very nice chest area....

Happy for you. I love everyone.

:: is heavily buzzed ::

YKN from second one this is not only a bad beat but also FERGIE which means a bad lyricist.

She is legit using "on fleek" in july 2016

But I find the damn beat so addictive. And the hook.

Help me.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

She's so hot I can't

 

[Lucian Cat]

you have to drink some to prove your mettle, missy

I dont wanna >:|

 

[marrec]

She's so hot I can't

No need to try, give in.

But I find the damn beat so addictive. And the hook.

Help me.

Hey, if you like the bump then bump it, but I can't handle it.

Ain't much like it being released this week tbh, so you're stuck unless you want old shit.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I feel like we're watching Em die of lava and we're all happy with it.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Hello darkness my old friend

 

[Deleted member 518153]

How did you meet her again, Em?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Online

My friend was straight up like "You get hotter girls than me " and I just cackled a bit

But she's just like an all around great person I like her so much and she's so sweet and kind and she makes fun of me for being a nerd in the cutest way I'm jumping off a bridge bye

 

[marrec]

Hello darkness my old friend

I've come to talk with you again.

######


I'm matching with shit on Tinder asking "why'd you swipe right on me?"

Give me a good reason.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

I decided I could cut my own hair. It ... did not go well. I sort of resemble 'son I am disappoint' meme man now.

 

[Vazra]

I decided I could cut my own hair. It ... did not go well. I sort of resemble 'son I am disappoint' meme man now.

Post pics now

 

[zeemumu]

Glad your date time went well, Em.

I've got a decent amount of things to keep me occupied tomorrow. It's gonna be great

 

[You Know Nothing]

But she's just like an all around great person I like her so much and she's so sweet and kind and she makes fun of me for being a nerd in the cutest way I'm jumping off a bridge bye

Me whenever I meet anyone too cute for this world.

 

[Jobbs]

I dont wanna >:|

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Me whenever I meet anyone too cute for this world.

We Netflix and chilled while lesbians banged on OITNB it was hilarious haha

 

[FUME5]

Dragonz copping a feel.

 

[marrec]

We Netflix and chilled while lesbians banged on OITNB it was hilarious haha

HOW CLICHE

 

[You Know Nothing]

We Netflix and chilled while lesbians banged on OITNB it was hilarious haha

dlfkjslkfjkjf

HOW CLICHE

My next Netflix and chill will consist of sporking and Queer As Folk.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Dragonz copping a feel.

Um she put my hand there I am not about to say no to a pretty girl in that regard

 

[marrec]

Um she put my hand there I am not about to say no to a pretty girl in that regard

I agree.

 

[FUME5]

Um she put my hand there I am not about to say no to a pretty girl in that regard

I would have touched the hell out of those tit-tays.

 

[Vazra]

My next Netflix and chill will consist of sporking and Queer As Folk.

I may not be a fan of the last 2 seasons but I'm game. What if my beard tickles your neck while sporking tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

Post pics now

No. Looks like crazy person because I went to deep with the trimmer on the back too.

Spending the next month indoors I guess.

 

[Josh with a J]

unce unce unce unce unce missed my shitty music in clubs. I'll never abandon you again baby

 

[You Know Nothing]

No. Looks like crazy person because I went to deep with the trimmer on the back too.

Spending the next month indoors I guess.

Wear a beanie for a month imo.

 

[Jobbs]

this is may drive some of you bastards nut but I basically passed on sex friday night, received many signals, but was too sleepy and actually watching the shoe and fell asleep

 

[marrec]

this is may drive some of you bastards nut but I basically passed on sex friday night, received many signals, but was too sleepy and actually watching the shoe and fell asleep

I canceled my date tonight because I'm a crazy person

Now I'm listening to sad music

 

[You Know Nothing]

this is may drive some of you bastards nut but I basically passed on sex friday night, received many signals, but was too sleepy and actually watching the shoe and fell asleep

Eh, sounds like me tbh.

 

[Jobbs]

I canceled my date tonight because I'm a crazy person

Eh, sounds like me tbh.

that's why she gets for dating an old mam

 

[Granadier]

It's a chicken and egg philosophical dilemma.

I just remember having a bad experience more than once when getting drunk and then high.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I would have touched the hell out of those tit-tays.

Boundaries are muy bueno tho

 

[marrec]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUBdRodd6y0

Salvation sat and crossed herself
And called the devil partner
Wisdom burned upon a shelf
Who'll kill the raging cancer
Seal the river at its mouth
Take the water prisoner
Fill the sky with screams and cries
Bathe in fiery answers

 

[You Know Nothing]

It's okay not to want sex, Jobbs.

Men are humans too.

Now I'm listening to sad music

I refuse to.

:: ignores Sufjan Stevens ::

 

[Granadier]

Today I got my hair cut by this buff black guy named Franco. It is fine as hell. He did damn good work.

 

[marrec]

DIFFRN'T ANYWAY

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I would have touched the hell out of those tit-tays.

Keep the stereotype strong, FUME.

 

[Granadier]

This fucking boatwright in Witcher. I'll slit his throat. Cheeky bastard at Gwent.