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[AlexFlame116]

Team Mayo is gonna win and y'all are gonna be forced to eat mayonnaise sandwiches for the rest of eternity.

Good. Ketchup will fall.

 

[Ban Puncher]

vs

 

[Tacorona72]

Thinking about it, I may not even be able to play during the splatfest. Between overnight work, an obligation after that (who knows when I'll get back from that), and then possibly having to work the next night it seems unlikely. I may be able to get in a game or 2 but that'll be about it.

 

[Doorman]

I like SplatGAF and all

but man sometimes this place is just weird as fuck.

 

[-shadow-]

Well this is interesting... The intro animation for the game I just did popped three times and we ended up playing Splatoon Zones in a 2-2 team. I just feel bad for the other guy, his teammate left halfway through the match.

I genuine feel bad for whoever we ended up playing against.

 

[RRockman]

Good. Ketchup will fall.

Alex, you're mayo? I thought we were friends!


I can't believe I'm gonna have to splat you all over the floor.

 

[XaosWolf]

There's NO WAY Team 'Matooooo is winning!

Ftfya

This was the first image I saw in Splatoon 2.

You know what else is gonna be first?

Team Mayo.

I like SplatGAF and all

but man sometimes this place is just weird as fuck.

thisisneogaf.rm

Embrace it or leave now lest you become corrupt.
The Splattening is upon us.

 

[Jencks]

I just ranked down solely because of unstable connections. Great.

 

[RecRoulette]

So how are most people playing here?

Squads

Or Solo

I'm going to do my part for the SoloMayo Brigade.

 

[BravesCountry]

People are so smug about liking something as disgusting as mayo as if it proves their exquisite taste, as if it were escargot or foie gras. But it's not, it's egg lard and every bite of that repugnant offwhite goop brings you a step closer to death.

When we all become Wall-E blobs zooming around in scooters there will only be one condiment to blame.

 

[Mediking]

vs

This is seriously nightmare inducing. Lmao

 

[Nekketsu Kõha]

Hope ketchup wins, checking out for good. Seriously though, mayo lol who eats that...

 

[Doorman]

thisisneogaf.rm

Embrace it or leave now lest you become corrupt.
The Splattening is upon us.

Oh no I'm plenty weird as fuck as well.
I just know well enough how to hold it back from here more often than not.

 

[AlexFlame116]

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Ban STAHP! For both team's sake!

I like SplatGAF and all

but man sometimes this place is just weird as fuck.

Aw come on Doorman it's Splatfest! We need to have some fun once in a while. After this fest we're back to Profreshionals.

Alex, you're mayo? I thought we were friends!

I can't believe I'm gonna have to splat you all over the floor.

I'm a Marina fan through and through but I must stick to my principles.

But don't worry since we're friends I'm not going to splat you!

Hope ketchup wins, checking out for good. Seriously though, mayo lol who eats that...

Cultured people.

 

[13ruce]

vs

I am crazy, weird and more irl but this is too much for me!

Hope ketchup wins, checking out for good. Seriously though, mayo lol who eats that...

Gods eat Mayo.

 

[Merchandise]

Trying to get some good abilities on clothes for tonight...

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

Ketchup is good on fries, that's about it. Mayo can be used, or made into, multiple delicious items. Aioli, for instance. A substance that is delicious on any kind of sandwich, hamburger, hot dog, or fries. #TeamMayo

 

[dkeane]

Question: when I'm walking on the opposing teams ink does it injure me or only slow me down?

 

[-shadow-]

Question: when I'm walking on the opposing teams ink does it injure me or only slow me down?

Both.

 

[pinkurocket]

Ketchup on fries is gross.

If mayo doesn't win in Europe, I will be upset.

 

[random25]

Question: when I'm walking on the opposing teams ink does it injure me or only slow me down?

It deals a slight damage, so both. But yeah the immobility at enemy's ink is basically enough to get killed.

 

[dkeane]

Both.

It deals a slight damage, so both. But yeah the immobility at enemy's ink is basically enough to get killed.

Cool, thanks. That would explain why I sometimes die after killing an opponent - their ink is underneath me.

 

[13ruce]

Oh Salmon Run is live! Nice! Go go go.

 

[-shadow-]

Oh Salmon Run is live! Nice! Go go go.

Noticed that the game does force the intro animation when this goes live. I was bashing that A button like crazy to skip it.

 

[primovinny]

Ketchup is good on fries, that's about it. Mayo can be used, or made into, multiple delicious items. Aioli, for instance. A substance that is delicious on any kind of sandwich, hamburger, hot dog, or fries. #TeamMayo

Then some europeans will have a hearth attack if they go eat pizza in Rio de Janeiro: they add ketchup to pizza. Lol, the nonsense cariocas and their barbaric habits.

 

[DrArchon]

Oh Salmon Run is live! Nice! Go go go.

Weapons?

 

[Mister Negative]

I like Salmon Run and all, but I can't play more than three games in a row without getting bored of it. Not sure how people grind it out like they do. Maybe it's a bit better with friends.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Sweet, the Salmon run weapons aren't absolute dog shit this time.

 

[Merchandise]

Marooner's Bay is just such a better map

 

[13ruce]

Noticed that the game does force the intro animation when this goes live. I was bashing that A button like crazy to skip it.

Hopefully they add a skip button soon.

Weapons?

Splattershot jr. A carbon roller, GAl 96 i think and another assault like weapon i don't know the name of it tho.

 

[DrArchon]

Splattershot jr. A roller, GAl 96 i think and another assault like weapon i don't know the name of it tho.

Sounds good to me. The fact it's on Marooner's Bay is enough to make this better than the last one honestly though.

 

[Regiruler]

Cool, thanks. That would explain why I sometimes die after killing an opponent - their ink is underneath me.

You never take lethal damage from enemy ink. If you die after killing them, it's probably lag.

IIRC enemy ink damages you for half your health. I think it has to be half your current health though.

 

[Merchandise]

Had a round where we got 37 eggs. Wasn't even a gimmick round either.

 

[13ruce]

Sounds good to me. The fact it's on Marooner's Bay is enough to make this better than the last one honestly though.

Yeah it's a pretty good loadout won all matches so far easily on profreshional and i prefer this map too.

Last gun is a splattershot pro btw.

 

[DrArchon]

Yeah it's a pretty good loadout won all matches so far easily on profreshional and i prefer this map too.

Last gun is a splattershot pro btw.

Thank Christ. Was worried about SteelHeads with the other 3 weapons you listed. Not with the Pro though lol.

 

[Ban Puncher]

Had a round where we got 37 eggs.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

This is definitely one of the better rollouts we've had for Salmon run.

5 matches with randoms, and 0 defeats.

 

[jnWake]

So how are most people playing here?

Squads


Or Solo


I'm going to do my part for the SoloMayo Brigade.

SoloMayo too.

 

[13ruce]

So how are most people playing here?

Squads


Or Solo


I'm going to do my part for the SoloMayo Brigade.

#SoloMayoSauce

 

[phanphare]

this job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking grillers

 

[rrs]

I think this is the most turf I've inked in a round, aerospray included.

 

[AlexFlame116]

So how are most people playing here?

Squads


Or Solo


I'm going to do my part for the SoloMayo Brigade.

#SoloMayo!

 

[Salmonax]

Just had a 2v3 match. This game's matchmaking is pathetic.

I think the matchmaking hates me. It happens constantly that I score 1200+ and still lose due to some guy scoring 200 or so, and I'll be paired with that same guy at least five games in a row. So no matter how well I do, I'm dragged down endlessly.

It's still fun, but it feels like the game is deliberately punishing me.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Just had a 2v3 match. This game's matchmaking is pathetic.

I had a 1vs1 in Turf War the day the game came out. lol.

 

[Dyle]

The Firefin Splatterscope is so, so good, nothing better than sniping from behind an ink wall. I think I've settled on my favorite three weapons, Firefin Splatterscope as a main, N-Zap 85 as a secondary, and Rapid Blaster for tower control.

Loaded up on ketchup at Five Guys, I think I'm ready to fight for Marina

Spoiler

Although I had ketchup and mayo on my burger, so I might also be a traitor

 

[zenspider]

Anyone else having tons of connection problems this morning? This is the first time I'm having issues like this since launch.

I was. It's been good since though.

 

[Col.Asher]

So how are most people playing here?

Squads


Or Solo


I'm going to do my part for the SoloMayo Brigade.

Solo here, I'm used to spreading mayo with my goo tuber solo anyway.

 

[AlexFlame116]

The Firefin Splatterscope is so, so good, nothing better than sniping from behind an ink wall. I think I've settled on my favorite three weapons, Firefin Splatterscope as a main, N-Zap 85 as a secondary, and Rapid Blaster for tower control.

Loaded up on ketchup at Five Guys, I think I'm ready to fight for Marina

Spoiler

Although I had ketchup and mayo on my burger, so I might also be a traitor

Well at least you had mayo on your burger. That's the best part.

Solo here, I'm used to spreading mayo with my goo tuber solo anyway.

 

[OryoN]

Splatfest is almost here! I need to farm some more ability chunks from my Splatfest Tee while the discount is still available.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

The Firefin Splatterscope is so, so good, nothing better than sniping from behind an ink wall. I think I've settled on my favorite three weapons, Firefin Splatterscope as a main, N-Zap 85 as a secondary, and Rapid Blaster for tower control.

Loaded up on ketchup at Five Guys, I think I'm ready to fight for Marina

Spoiler

Although I had ketchup and mayo on my burger, so I might also be a traitor

No Cajun? *shakes head*