If you’re straight, what’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done and if you’re gay, what’s the straightest?

My two boys and I have decided to start a onlyfans together whoring out feet pics to gay men. I think I just broke my previous gay record.
 
DonJuanSchlong said:
Bisexuals are the winners and the losers of this thread, all at the same time. This thread is actually racist against trans people.
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So bisexual and trans people are actually different races? Is that what we've established here? I feel like we're breaking new ground.
 
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Riven326 said:
So bisexual and trans people are actually different races? Is that what we've established here? I feel like we're breaking new ground.
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Is "breaking new ground" codeword for something sexual? Are you trying to fuck me man!? If so, let's take it to pm's, as this might be the straightest thing you'll ever do!
 
When i was like, 7, a friend and i dry humped in our underpants... I think it was more about processing the "oo oo aah aah" we had seen on tv and stuff by that age~ we were imitating something, because we basically just said "oo oo ah ah" and hugged... I remember his warm skin, hah... had a good few billion confirmations since that, whatever it was, it wasn't a determination of my future sexual habits.
 
When I was 12, me and a good friend of mine watched gay porn.
It was called Falcon force or some shit and it basically was a gay orgy. It had a couple of men all laying on their sides with their dicks in the dude in front of them.

We also had moment where we'd pee on each other while outside. Not me sitting on my knees, but we'd pee on the ground and then aim at each other.
 
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Pakoe said:
When I was 12, me and a good friend of mine watched gay porn.
It was called Falcon force or some shit and it basically was a gay orgy. It had a couple of men all laying on their sides with their dicks in the dude in front of them.

We also had moment where we'd pee on each other while outside. Not me sitting on my knees, but we'd pee on the ground and then aim at each other.
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if "crossing the streams" is considered gay, my entire life has been a lie
 
As a gay man I've had more sex with women than with men. I was in the closet for 33 years. So I had sex with women until then.

I think around 30 women and "only" 5 men...so far.

I guess I was a slutty straight, but I'm a decent homo now.
 
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Majmun said:
As a gay man I've had more sex with women than with men. I was in the closet for 33 years. So I had sex with women until then.

I think around 30 women and "only" 5 men...so far.

I guess I was a slutty straight, but I'm a decent homo now.
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35 partners?! Madness!
 
Majmun said:
As a gay man I've had more sex with women than with men. I was in the closet for 33 years. So I had sex with women until then.

I think around 30 women and "only" 5 men...so far.

I guess I was a slutty straight, but I'm a decent homo now.
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nvm
 
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I'm gay, I never looked for women for sex. In the past it just happened and I didn't always say no when a woman wanted to have sex. It's just sex and my body wanted it. But now I say no to women.

I'm sure all straight men would still get a hard on if a guy would blow them. The body doesn't really care what gender it pleases it. And that doesn't make them gay.
 
Majmun said:
I'm gay, I never looked for women for sex. In the past it just happened and I didn't always say no when a woman wanted to have sex. It's just sex and my body wanted it. But now I say no to women.

I'm sure all straight men would still get a hard on if a guy would blow them. The body doesn't really care what gender it pleases it. And that doesn't make them gay.
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I disagree. At least for me and at my age, BJs are more about the visual than the actual stimulation. I don't think I'd get any more aroused by a guy than a giraffe licking Nutella off my sack.
 
Majmun said:
As a gay man I've had more sex with women than with men. I was in the closet for 33 years. So I had sex with women until then.

I think around 30 women and "only" 5 men...so far.

I guess I was a slutty straight, but I'm a decent homo now.
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And i thought that fucking inside a small car was uncomfortable...
 
Majmun said:
I'm gay, I never looked for women for sex. In the past it just happened and I didn't always say no when a woman wanted to have sex. It's just sex and my body wanted it. But now I say no to women.

I'm sure all straight men would still get a hard on if a guy would blow them. The body doesn't really care what gender it pleases it. And that doesn't make them gay.
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Nah, unless you are in a prison for years, no straight man get an hard on from another man blowing him up, the dick doens't even get big because there is no sexual desire, good luck on trying to suck 2 cm dicks on growers...
 
GymWolf said:
Nah, unless you are in a prison for years, no straight man get an hard on from another man blowing him up, the dick doens't even get big because there is no sexual desire, good luck on trying to suck 2 cm dicks on growers...
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Like thumbing a marshmallow into a penny slot
 
Foamy said:
I used to sit cross legged on the floor to play video games. Don't know why but it was comfortable for me for some reason.
Didn't realize until I saw another dude sitting that way just how gay it looks.

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He looks like someone who queued for PS5 but had to make do with Xbox Series S.
 
farmerboy said:




This is unintentionally, fucking hilarious. I felt sorry for trans bro.
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If you watch the whole thing he is actually supportive of him by the mid way and tries to understand and well...pasta...is not much different in mindset as likes of Shapiro and other right wing tools:
 
Once in thailand i went to a ladyboy bar with my girl.
Was drunk as fuck. Somehow i didnt notice the guy next to me who was getting a blowjob under the table.
Then a head popped up ,he or she or it was cleaning his or hers or its mouth.
I finally realized whats going on once i looked down and saw the dudes dick hanging out.

In summary..a dude had his dick sucked by another dude right next to me.
And i looked.
 
I did share a bed with two gay men, band mates, while on tour, due to a lack of space. So I "slept with gay men" despite nothing sexual happening. I have nothing but love for gay people and consider many of them good friends.
 
I sometimes wear a light pink dress shirt with khakis and brown dress shoes... But it makes the lady's crazy, so is it really gay?
 
Me and my wife were watching Mission Impossible:Fallout and when Henry Cavill is dressed up in his suit before the bathroom fight scene I said to my wife "I'm not gay but Cavill is a really good looking dude".
 
DeaDPooL_jlp said:
Me and my wife were watching Mission Impossible:Fallout and when Henry Cavill is dressed up in his suit before the bathroom fight scene I said to my wife "I'm not gay but Cavill is a really good looking dude".
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The Witcher as well. He's a handsome dude, what can I say?

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He was great in Mission Impossible. Probably one of his better roles. That bathroom fight scene was top tier stuff.
 
Once I replied to a thread titled: If you're straight, what's the gayest thing you've ever done and if you're gay, what's the straightest?

That was pretty gay.
 
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