NFL 2011 Conference Championship |OT| Mission Impossible? It Takes a Cruz!

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Narag

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what is :jnc?

Once upon a time we had an animated smiley invoked with :lol (
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) and it was used by all much to the detriment of sensible discussion and so it was wrongfully taken from us. jakncoke was especially hit hard by this given over 15% of his posts at the time consisted of but a single :lol. He protested this and gave his life trying to restore it to its rightful place to no avail.

In remembrance we began using :jnc in lieu of :lol to remember our fallen comrade as we thought we'd never see him again. He returned to us last year in time to watch his mighty Seahawks (who were wronged in '05 and this we all agree upon) cast down the fraudulent Saints in the playoffs, embarassing them on national tv in the playoffs and helping to discredit their fluky SB win the year previous in the eyes of all good NFL fans.

And that is the story of :jnc
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Talon

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Shouldn't have given up on B-Lloyd. If he had an even half-way decent QB throwing to him he would've been one of the best WRs in the league over the past 4-5 years. Look at what he did with Kyle Orton. San Fran needs a quarterback but unfortunately for them Smith's fluke performance vs. the Saints means they're basically going to be forced to re-sign him. Crabtree ain't bad and Vernon Davis is one of the best TEs in the league. Add Gore into the mix with his pass-catching ability and you've got an above average core. Alex Smith is a Corey Maggette-esque black hole on the 49ers.
Yeah, it's not like everyone in the locker room hated him or that he had a reputation for having alligator arms.
 

MechDX

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Once upon a time we had an animated smiley invoked with :lol (
lol.gif
) and it was used by all much to the detriment of sensible discussion and so it was wrongfully taken from us. jakncoke was especially hit hard by this given over 15% of his posts at the time consisted of but a single :lol. He protested this and gave his life trying to restore it to its rightful place to no avail.

In remembrance we began using :jnc in lieu of :lol to remember our fallen comrade as we thought we'd never see him again. He returned to us last year in time to watch his mighty Seahawks (who were wronged in '05 and this we all agree upon) cast down the fraudulent Saints in the playoffs, embarassing them on national tv in the playoffs and helping to discredit their fluky SB win the year previous in the eyes of all good NFL fans.

And that is the story of :jnc
mnsXI.gif

You bastard
 
Once upon a time we had an animated smiley invoked with :lol (
lol.gif
) and it was used by all much to the detriment of sensible discussion and so it was wrongfully taken from us. jakncoke was especially hit hard by this given over 15% of his posts at the time consisted of but a single :lol. He protested this and gave his life trying to restore it to its rightful place to no avail.

In remembrance we began using :jnc in lieu of :lol to remember our fallen comrade as we thought we'd never see him again. He returned to us last year in time to watch his mighty Seahawks (who were wronged in '05 and this we all agree upon) cast down the fraudulent Saints in the playoffs, embarassing them on national tv in the playoffs and helping to discredit their fluky SB win the year previous in the eyes of all good NFL fans.

And that is the story of :jnc
mnsXI.gif

Damnit, way to ruin our fun.
 

see5harp

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The niners have been short wide outs the entire season, but especially after Braylon was cut. They'll have Josh Morgan next season but I'm guessing they are going to have to sign someone else to get Vernon Davis more opportunities. Maybe Crabtree was getting open and the coaches were just not calling plays for him...he did drop some balls last week. I still don't know how they didn't run a single quick slant (or at least I don't recall one). The passing plays just seemed really bad to me throughout the entire game. They hardly threw the ball underneath, and when they did, they were terrible throws from Alex Smith. It was just run, try a deep ball, throw it away, punt for like half of the entire game.
 

GraveRobberX

Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
You can really tell who are fake 49er fans lol

They are the ones upset at the most ridiculous parts of the game that didn't even affect the game or sending death threats cause the represent the SF49'ers hard

Goddam some of you are sore losers

GB lost you didn't see the whole fan base go ape shit about going to go kill Rodgers, or Denver lost to NE, you didn't see anyone go, well it's the refs, or Satan called in his quota against Jesus, it's just sports, you know enjoyment, fuck this is getting to serious

Lighten the mood

FUCK YES! Giants, Thank You, I get Chicken Strips from Papa Johns for 50% (Code: WIN50)
Tuesday + Wednesday, TIME TO FEAST!
 

Talon

Member
I would welcome Chip Kelly to the division with open arms, although I don't see why he'd leave Oregon at this point.

Let's see him try to run millionaires raw to shape up for his hurry up.
 

Vilam

Maxis Redwood
Are you really one of those people that believes Tom Brady's legacy and the Pats dynasty is one huge conspiracy by the NFL? Lol you really think the NFL purposely protects Brady more than any other player?

What is this stupidity? If there wasn't more to it Goodell wouldn't have destroyed all the evidence they collected with their Patriots investigation.
 

WanderingWind

Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
That guy helped the Giants as much as anyone tonight.

I know, I know. But still.

Punter. He's a professional punter. He punts for money. He probably has special punting shoes. He dreams about punting well. He probably punts the ball around the back yard with his son.
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Well, if we get him I'll just have to hope for the best.
Can't get much worse than Raheem, right?
Don't answer that...

So Chip Kelly is leaving because his star players on offense are leaving too I take it?

Only reason coaches leave a cushy college job for the NFL is because of ego, certainly isn't because of money or job security!
 
Yeah, it's not like everyone in the locker room hated him or that he had a reputation for having alligator arms.

Lloyd probably hated on his terrible QB and got crap for it in the locker room because he was the only one to speak up. I'd be mad too if I wasted half my career getting balls thrown to me by a dude like Smith, especially when you have the talent to really succeed as he showed with Orton and the Broncos.
 

MechDX

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The niners have been short wide outs the entire season, but especially after Braylon was cut. They'll have Josh Morgan next season but I'm guessing they are going to have to sign someone else to get Vernon Davis more opportunities. Maybe Crabtree was getting open and the coaches were just not calling plays for him...he did drop some balls last week. I still don't know how they didn't run a single quick slant (or at least I don't recall one). The passing plays just seemed really bad to me throughout the entire game. They hardly threw the ball underneath, and when they did, they were terrible throws from Alex Smith. It was just run, try a deep ball, throw it away, punt for like half of the entire game.

Jacoby Jones and Matt Leinart for Aldon Smith?
 

truly101

I got grudge sucked!
Once upon a time we had an animated smiley invoked with :lol (
lol.gif
) and it was used by all much to the detriment of sensible discussion and so it was wrongfully taken from us. jakncoke was especially hit hard by this given over 15% of his posts at the time consisted of but a single :lol. He protested this and gave his life trying to restore it to its rightful place to no avail.

In remembrance we began using :jnc in lieu of :lol to remember our fallen comrade as we thought we'd never see him again. He returned to us last year in time to watch his mighty Seahawks (who were wronged in '05 and this we all agree upon) cast down the fraudulent Saints in the playoffs, embarassing them on national tv in the playoffs and helping to discredit their fluky SB win the year previous in the eyes of all good NFL fans.

And that is the story of :jnc
mnsXI.gif

Just curious, Are the packers frauds too since they didn't back up their SB win with a return and got worked like a 2 doller hooker on their home field and booed off the field by their own fans. I mean, we at least won our home playoff game and had a shot to win last week too.
 

Godslay

Banned
You can really tell who are fake 49er fans lol

They are the ones upset at the most ridiculous parts of the game that didn't even affect the game or sending death threats cause the represent the SF49'ers hard

Goddam some of you are sore losers

GB lost you didn't see the whole fan base go ape shit about going to go kill Rodgers, or Denver lost to NE, you didn't see anyone go, well it's the refs, or Satan called in his quota against Jesus, it's just sports, you know enjoyment, fuck this is getting to serious

Lighten the mood

FUCK YES! Giants, Thank You, I get Chicken Strips from Papa Johns for 50% (Code: WIN50)
Tuesday + Wednesday, TIME TO FEAST!

Bullshit I got real salty and lashed out at Sanjuro. If anybody is going to talk about Tebow touching penises it's me goddamnit.
 
I can finally start talking about my Bucs again.
So, Chip Kelly eh?
Hmm, we'll see...


I'm not to excited about it. He has never even been an assistant at the pro level and I dont see the kind of disciplinarian that the Bucs need. Furthermore, his complete lack of experience at the pro level is going to just kill any chance of him building a competent staff. Unless he plans to assemble a staff entirely from the college coaching ranks.

Still better than Sherman or Childress though.
 

linkboy

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Shouldn't have given up on B-Lloyd. If he had an even half-way decent QB throwing to him he would've been one of the best WRs in the league over the past 4-5 years. Look at what he did with Kyle Orton. San Fran needs a quarterback but unfortunately for them Smith's fluke performance vs. the Saints means they're basically going to be forced to re-sign him. Crabtree ain't bad and Vernon Davis is one of the best TEs in the league. Add Gore into the mix with his pass-catching ability and you've got an above average core. Alex Smith is a Corey Maggette-esque black hole on the 49ers.

Yes, Crabtree is that bad. He's not, and never will be, a number one WR. He can't get any separation and he gets the dropsies (see last week).
 

Dragon

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“It’s be a tough one,” Harbaugh said. “It’ll take a while to get over it, but we’ll get over it. This team is not defeated. . . . A man can be destroyed but he can’t be defeated as long as his team knows that there’s hope.”

Whatever you say you donkey.
 
Just curious, Are the packers frauds too since they didn't back up their SB win with a return and got worked like a 2 doller hooker on their home field and booed off the field by their own fans. I mean, we at least won our home playoff game and had a shot to win last week too.

Rodgers certainly is

We believe in Flynn!!!!
 

Narag

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Just curious, Are the packers frauds too since they didn't back up their SB win with a return and got worked like a 2 doller hooker on their home field and booed off the field by their own fans. I mean, we at least won our home playoff game and had a shot to win last week too.

No, the Packers played fairly by leaving Flynn on the bench.
 

Talon

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And, again on Chip Kelly:

Dominik: "Our defense was historically terrible and couldn't stop a boulder from gaining 10 yards on a rush."
Glazers: "Let's hire a college coach known for a spread offense that runs a read option on 40% of plays."
Dominik: Prepares resume.

I will literally giggle like a little girl if he brings Nick Aliotti over to be his DC.
 
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?! anyone with a punt returner that doesn't suck dick!

tough game to lose but like i said coming into the game, if we don't get a couple turnovers we aren't winning. well, turns out we didn't need the couple turnovers, we just needed to not turn the ball over ourselves and that didn't happen. we have been on the other end of this type of game all season so i suppose it's fitting that we get beaten in that manner.

congrats giants-age, now i don't have to stress out about the superbowl!
 
I would just keep chugging beers if I had some right now, even shit I can't stand to drink, hell pass the SoCo, I hate that shit but I need to wash away the taste of Niners bullshit.

As a Lions fan, I understand the pain. But don't joke about that. Nobody deserves a SoCo night, no matter what happened. Just keep telling yourself you are better than that and drink anything else (unless its 5 o'clock branded).
 
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?! anyone with a punt returner that doesn't suck dick!

tough game to lose but like i said coming into the game, if we don't get a couple turnovers we aren't winning. well, turns out we didn't need the couple turnovers, we just needed to not turn the ball over ourselves and that didn't happen. we have been on the other end of this type of game all season so i suppose it's fitting that we get beaten in that manner.

congrats giants-age, now i don't have to stress out about the superbowl!

WTF you're a Niners fan?
 
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?! anyone with a punt returner that doesn't suck dick!

tough game to lose but like i said coming into the game, if we don't get a couple turnovers we aren't winning. well, turns out we didn't need the couple turnovers, we just needed to not turn the ball over ourselves and that didn't happen. we have been on the other end of this type of game all season so i suppose it's fitting that we get beaten in that manner.

congrats giants-age, now i don't have to stress out about the superbowl!

Another let down.
 

truly101

I got grudge sucked!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?! anyone with a punt returner that doesn't suck dick!

tough game to lose but like i said coming into the game, if we don't get a couple turnovers we aren't winning. well, turns out we didn't need the couple turnovers, we just needed to not turn the ball over ourselves and that didn't happen. we have been on the other end of this type of game all season so i suppose it's fitting that we get beaten in that manner.

AND ANYWAY WE BEAT THOSE PHONY SAINTS LAST WEEK, FUCK THEM, THEIR FANS AND THAT GODDAMN HURRICANE!!! FUCK THEM UP THEIR MARDI GRAS ASSES

congrats giants-age, now i don't have to stress out about the superbowl!


I knew it.
 
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