Kazakhstan is all "IF NOT GOLD, DO NOT BOTHER ATHLETES. SECOND AND THIRD ARE FOR SHIT EATERS."
Worst Korea will also kill their bronze medalist in a country wide ceremony, to show other Koreans the peril of placing anything but first.
I can't help but wonder if state TV over there basically implies that the entire Olympics consists of four events.
Gabby's rather good at banter, isn't she?