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[Satch]

Anyways, someone posted Kimbra on OT. Now I'm in love.

You should post in here more often!

Kimbra stans are always welcome. (ﾉ◕ヮ&#9685ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 

[Ties]

I sat looking for this thread.... wondering where the pop gaf thread left. Then thought it broke off and each girl was going to be getting their own thread when I saw Beyonce Gaf

Then I saw the post count. Congrats on the new overlord


Anyways, someone posted Kimbra on OT. Now I'm in love.

we really do need some katy perry stans in here

 

[B-Dex]

Well she already has the look down.

 

[Delio]

His profile looks like a lesbian I've seen somewhere.

How can you not like this adorable chipmunk.

Queen Bey and the 1D princes are taking over.

Xtina can be the

Spoiler

Court Jester

My princes <3

 

[moulels]

Not a Britney stan accusing someone else for miming. LMAO

PRECISELY, I don't like the way she mimes to a song pretending to sing it live because it gets me questioning whether she sings live at all. At least the Holy Spearit has the decency of not pretending to do that. Much unlike your fave.

 

[SaintZ]

Anyways, someone posted Kimbra on OT. Now I'm in love.

YAS. Stan Kweenbra!

 

[shintoki]

You should post in here more often!

Kimbra stans are always welcome. (&#65417;&#9685;&#12526;&#9685&#65417;*:&#65381;&#65439;&#10023;

Well you're the one who posted it(Much Love) and I'm already scaring old women who drive by me with it on.

(&#65417;&#9685;&#12526;&#9685&#65417;*:&#65381;&#65439;&#10023;

I did find out though she came to Chicago just a month ago. If only I knew sooner =[

 

[Satch]

can the Brit stans not drag Bey

i love Brit and i don't want to have to throw down the gauntlet

don't do this

we're better than this

;_;

 

[Supermanisdead]

Beyonce and Kimbra. What kind of stanning heaven. #beyhive #animeclub

 

[RubyFaith]

I like the new title.
:]

 

[Dead Prince]

Oh. i was wondering why i couldn't find POPgaf lol. okay. carry on.

 

[Majmun]

can the Brit stans not drag Bey

i love Brit and i don't want to have to throw down the gauntlet

don't do this

we're better than this

;_;

The instant K.O. can bee seen from miles away. The scalping would be severe and hard.

Let's not do this.

 

[moulels]

can the Brit stans not drag Bey

i love Brit and i don't want to have to throw down the gauntlet

don't do this

we're better than this

;_;

I won't submit to this Carter sponsored abomination

We should all rise up tbh

 

[moulels]

Wait. WAIT

Scream and Shout is premiering THIS monday and I'm the only Britney stan left?

Interscope Promotion &#8207;@INTERSCOPEPROMO
BRAND NEW @britneyspears @iamwill track "Scream and Shout" digital service this Monday 11/19 at 12 noon PT!!

juliepilat &#8207;@juliepilat

#NewMusic coming @1027KIISFM Monday at Noon. @iamwill & @BritneySpears together..... Scream & Shout! Can't wait.

 

[PowderedToast]

omg bey, yes

i miss her, like errday

new album plz!!

 

[Satch]

omg bey, yes

i miss her, like errday

new album plz!!

what kind of flawless random stanning

<3

Wait. WAIT

Scream and Shout is premiering THIS monday and I'm the only Britney stan left?

omg!

on one hand, new britney!

on the other hand... will i am

 

[Dead Prince]

what kind of flawless random stanning

<3



omg!

on one hand, new britney!

on the other hand... will i am

if anyone can make her sound less constipated it's willum

 

[moulels]

omg!

on one hand, new britney!

on the other hand... will i am

Siis I knooow

and the fact she is only featuring

Hopefully it slays.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

Has this turned into a Cween Carmel Creole love thread? I'm OWT.

 

[Satch]

Has this turned into a Cween Carmel Creole love thread? I'm OWT.

bye

and don't let the door hit yew on the way OWT

 

[RubyFaith]

Isn't that the Ciara stan?

 

[Ties]

Has this turned into a Cween Carmel Creole love thread? I'm OWT.

I applau-

Isn't that the Ciara stan?

Oh.

 

[Majmun]

I like Britney ever since Blackout came out. I only stan for Blackout and Femme Fatale though. The other albums are not really my kind of music.

And I personally think that Big Fat Bass is FF's best track.
You will all have to deal.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

Beyonce just wrote another one of her remedial 3rd grade-level essays and had her assistant post it on her blog. Go try to read THAT, not me. Keep it cute

 

[Satch]

Beyonce just wrote another one of her remedial 3rd grade-level essays and had her assistant post it on her blog. Go try to read THAT, not me. Keep it cute

You know what? You're right. I say I'm better than that, and I attacked you anyway. I shouldn't have been rude.

Let me find a song to properly express myself to you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DLA8Be7P9w

 

[botty]

I wonder if the Beyonce stans realize this thread title change has more to do with EatChildren than it has to do with Beyoka.

 

[RubyFaith]

Beyonce aside, that's still a Ciara fan.

 

[Satch]

I wonder if the Beyonce stans realize this thread title change has more to do with EatChildren than it has to do with Beyoka.

I wonder if the Misstina Piggyuilera stans know that we didn't ask for their input.

 

[botty]

This Bruno Mars song is slaying me. It must be that time of the year...

Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For to lo-oh-oh-oh-ong
For to lo-oh-oh-oh-ong

Can I just stay here
Spend the rest of my days here

I wonder if the Misstina Piggyuilera stans know that we didn't ask for their input.

Hopefully EatChildren changes it to something less embarrassing. Having a local act like Beyonce headline this thread is not becoming of pop gaf.

 

[Aguila]

Isn't it beautiful. No one currs about Garbaj's leak here, not even the surviving Garbaj stan.

 

[botty]

Isn't it beautiful. No one currs about Garbaj's leak here, not even the surviving Garbaj stan.

You trying to bring forth the wrath of DEATHmei?

Also... A Leona Lewis performance of Fireflies.

If anyone cares.

 

[Ties]

Isn't it beautiful. No one currs about Garbaj's leak here, not even the surviving Garbaj stan.

It's really not that bad compared to Roman Reloaded

 

[Satch]

Hopefully EatChildren changes it to something less embarrassing.

you're right

BeyoncéGAF |OT3| A HIVE OF BEYS - #NEAUX1CURR ABOUT AUSTRALIA (except st!nk)

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

Praise be to blessed Rihanna: Flop Stan Slayer.

Dear Rhisus Christ, from whom all blessings flow, I thank thee for smiting those FLOPS:

May their 7 day penance allow them time to reflect upon whom they STAN. May the names Gaga, Lana, 1D, Xtina and Kelly be forgotten and wiped from memory. May the remnants of their "careers" offer guidance to those who would stray from the chosen path.

Blessed be, Queen Rhianna, who removed such wretches from our midst.

May the graves of the fallen provide sturdy step stones, for our Empress approaches. For she has heard our cries for flawless vocals, and sent her humble servant to make way.

Behold, PopGaf, she has arisen.
Empress Queen High Honeysuckle Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter

She will STEAL your faves SONGS... those bitches ain't SANGIN no way.
She will STEAL your faves CHOREOGRAPHY... those bitches can't DANCE anyway.
She will STEAL your faves STAGE... those bitches are performing at HALF CAPACITY.
She will SNATCH your faves WIGS... those broke bitches are still rockin KENANKELON.

And she will do these things, not because she is VENGEFUL or full of WRATH. But to show you how its supposed to be done. The lessors will REND their flesh and GNASH their teeth when the TRUTH is revealed. "Your faves NEVER stood a chance."

“Instead of a Lady Gaga, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!”

"Look upon her works, ye "Mighty", and despair!"

Your faves tried, and tried hard. For that they deserve our pity. But Beyonce is our ONCE and FUTURE Queen. Your faves should do their best to not forget it.

AMEN!

 

[Satch]

I

AM

Spoiler

SCREAMING

 

[Aguila]

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

I

AM

Spoiler

SCREAMING

 

[botty]

It's really not that bad compared to Roman Reloaded

It'll get more use than Paradise, too.

you're right

LegendTinaGAF |OT3| Of Thriving and Snatching Wigs

Fixed that for ya.

Sponsored by Clorox

 

[Mumei]

These posts are going to look real silly when I get bored in a few days and change it to "NippyGAF |OT3| A DEN OF OPIUM" or something.

Spoiler

It is going back to the original title when the degenerates are unbanned; possibly sooner

 

[JCX]

Gawker coming for Xtina and Lana

The New Music of Christina Aguilera and Lana Del Rey: Where Have All the Divas Gone?

Christina Aguilera's seventh studio album, Lotus, is a stylistic mess. In that respect, it feels like an accurate expression for an artist so lacking in taste; it's almost as if tastelessness is her taste.

Meanwhile, Paradise, an EP Lana del Rey is packaging with her album Born to Die, is all taste. Style is its substance, as the young woman who infuriated so many people earlier this year for being a pop star invokes more of the Americana imagery she was obsessed with on Born to Die (open roads, dying young, taste for older men, Springsteen, motorcycles, "Blue Velvet") to a consistent setting of languid tempos, tender strings and gentle break beats. It may not be good taste, but it is certainly her taste, and here she is wrapping her biography (which is to say her utter lack of mythology) around her interests.

I am not here for this #LanaSlander. That writer needs to just riiiiiiide

 

[Satch]

Fixed that for ya.

XtinctaGAF |OT3| of Bleeding and Feeding Pigs

These posts are going to look real silly when I get bored in a few days and change it to "NippyGAF |OT3| A DEN OF OPIUM" or something.

Spoiler

It is going back to the original title when the degenerates are unbanned; possibly sooner

can you unban koodo and crumpet

i miss them rip

 

[botty]

These posts are going to look real silly when I get bored in a few days and change it to "NippyGAF |OT3| A DEN OF OPIUM" or something.

Spoiler

It is going back to the original title when the degenerates are unbanned; possibly sooner

Going from a thief to a drug user. I see the theme you're going for.

can you unban koodo and crumpet

i miss them rip

I see you paying Artemisia dust.

 

[SaintZ]

Gawker coming for Xtina and Lana

The New Music of Christina Aguilera and Lana Del Rey: Where Have All the Divas Gone?
I am not here for this #LanaSlander. That writer needs to just riiiiiiide

I love Rich Juzwiak but he can be very biased. His taste reminds me of Mumei's lol.

Also

RT

Lana performing "Ride" at C à Vous today. I'd like some promo in America tho.

 

[Aguila]

It'll get more use than Paradise, too.

I doubt your promo will affect the sales of Xtincta's Lotleprous. Even the Americans seem to be buying more of Lana's EP, according to iTunes, and she's a hew here.

 

[Satch]

i mean i miss artemess too but



it would be nice to have some calm in here before we unleash arte again

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Hi Pop-GAF,


do you divas like the Weeknd?

 

[botty]

I doubt your promo will affect the sales of Xtincta's Lotleprous. Even the Americans seem to be buying more of Lana's EP, according to iTunes, and she's a hew here.

This is something I really can't wrap my head around. None of Lana's Paradise songs are having much impact, besides "Ride," yet the album is selling better than Lotus in the states. Lotus songs are at least charting on iTunes, but the album is doing worse than Paradise.

Maybe people are just getting the album cause the price is lower...

Either way Lotus is selling better than Paradise world wide.

 

[Ties]

Hi Pop-GAF,


do you divas like the Weeknd?

Aware of them, never really gave them a chance.

 

[Satch]

Hi Pop-GAF,


do you divas like the Weeknd?

I keep telling myself that I'm going to listen, but I haven't yet. After I finish this Lana alberm, I'll give his a try.


And then I need to listen to 21 because I've never listened to it all the way through.

What kind of bad fan? rip

 

[botty]

Aware of them, never really gave them a chance.

Them? The weeknd is one person.

edit: The Weeknd is basically Lana Del Rey if she were a black guy. Hipster residue that has spilled over into the main stream. It's cute to look at, but I don't particularly enjoy it.