God damn this forum!!
I was completely sure that I had survived a console launch without picking up the latest toy. I'm getting some errands done tonight and decide that I'll pop into WalMart. I told myself that if they had a Deluxe Wii U there that I'd snag it (fully confident that they'd be sold out). Low and behold, there's a deluxe box in the display case. I had the clerk crack it open - convinced that it was just a display box.
Cut to the chase, I'm now on my way home with a new console as well as Mario Bros and Zombie U. Can't deny that I'm pretty damned excited though!