July is Heterosexual Awareness Month

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Manu said:
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I'm not sure why, but the fact that the kid knows what sodomy is made the pic a lot funnier.
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Why are two men forcibly adopting Brad Shoemaker? Seriously, the kid looks just like him.
 
There are so many exciting things to experience in life, and this is what some people choose to do with their time.

Like instead of writing this stuff, go have sex with a man or woman.
 
Thanks for this thread. Finally people can be aware of my heterosexuality. Any heterosexual females here wanna chat?
 
If this is satire, it's pretty good but almost a little too over the top.

If by some chance this is meant to be taken seriously, I have no fucking words.

... but it does sound awfully close to what a lot of homophobic people on Facebook say all the time, hmm...
 
Last month was especially stressful for me I thought it was constipation but now I know it was oppression all along! Thanks for the awareness.
 
Man I wish we got a gay president in 2016, just to watch the South try to secede again. The first woman president is good enough for now though I suppose.

As far as Hetero month, I plan on going to Mississippi and using this at the club, "Hey baby you know it's hetero month, you wanna REALLY piss off the gays?"
 
You know in abstract principle I don't see anything wrong with heterosexual awareness month or white pride month . . . but when you see the message that the people behind such things say . . .well, it makes me not want asssociate with such hetereosexual white people. Fortunately, those type are in the minority.
 
johnsmith said:
This one made me laugh.
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This HAS to be satire. POEs law in full effect. But I think this is satire like Landover Baptist.

Also the "dogs dont read" pic is stupid. The only reason homosexuality in animals is brought up is because of the dumb "it isnt natural" argument. Whether it is natural or not shouldn't matter.
 
Bay Maximus said:
Man I wish we got a gay president in 2016, just to watch the South try to secede again. The first woman president is good enough for now though I suppose.

As far as Hetero month, I plan on going to Mississippi and using this at the club, "Hey baby you know it's hetero month, you wanna REALLY piss off the gays?"
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Female pres with a gay vice will make all kinds of insecure assholes come out of the woodwork.
 
speculawyer said:
You know in abstract principle I don't see anything wrong with heterosexual awareness month or white pride month . . . but when you see the message that the people behind such things say . . .well, it makes me not want asssociate with such hetereosexual white people. Fortunately, those type are in the minority.
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It's unnecessary. As a straight person, seemingly everything is made with my preference in mind. As a black person, not so much. The why is simple. The how is the hard part.
 
You know, if this was some kind of parody, it would be slightly amusing.

The fact they are serious.............................errrm..


Reminds me of that mens rights foolishness.
 
Pretty sure this is satire, but if it isn't, someone has finally harnessed the power of snorgtees, and is using it for evil. Well, more evil.
 
What color is our ribbon going to be btw? I don't want to purchase the wrong color like rainbow by accident.
 
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