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[SoulPlaya]

Check the post history.

All the way back to 2005 if you like.

We've been here.

Holy shit, that one year you didn't make it to the playoffs must have been terrible, lol.

 

[dream]

What video games do you like, Mamba?

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

MGS3 > MGS >MGS4 > MGS2
I Foxdie, yo.

If you posted here more often, you wouldn't be.

We've debated Scar vs. Jafar, ffs.

 

[The Stealth Fox]

What video games do you like, Mamba?

He spends all day in 2k11 analyzing Kobe's footsteps using advanced metrics.

 

[reilo]

By all game you mean 16 minutes.

Double the minutes that Roy played in Game 2.

 

[MidnightCowboy]

He spends all day in 2k11 analyzing Kobe's footsteps using advanced metrics.

I laughed too much at this. He knows what he's talking about but he has to stop pulling out the stats. Gets boring to read.
Edit: Although, I guess I can't talk. I kind of just float along in this thread and post my Clippers fantasies.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

The story formula.

You mean the blatant overtelling of the fucking story in general?

Normal sentence: There is a wooden table in that room.

MGS sentence: In the Fall of 1967, a lumber in the Applalacian Mountains by the name of Smith lumber (which was previously owned by Davis lumber until it was bought out in 1959), cut down a number of trees. After being driven 534 miles to the wooden processing facility, the trees were broken down and carved into the shape of a table. Once they were sold to a distributer and warehoused for months, that table in question was sold to a retail store and shipped via truck to this location--the table was unpacked and set into the room over that that you now see before you.

 

[SamuraiX-]

MGS3 > MGS >MGS4 > MGS2
I Foxdie, yo.

MGS2 > MGS1 > MGS4 > MGS3

But in all honestly, MGS1 = MGS2 = MGS3 = MGS4

I really can't hate any of them.

He spends all day in 2k11 analyzing Kobe's footsteps using advanced metrics.

lmfao

 

[Zep]

Blazers have nobody attacking Terry. He's switching off between Roy and Wallace and they're doing nothing.

 

[Red Blaster]

2K11's advanced metrics in My Player are pretty awesome, my dude has a PER of 28 and leads the league in usage at something like 35%, my points per shot is terrible compared to other PER leaders though lulz.

 

[The Stealth Fox]

You mean the blatant overtelling of the fucking story in general?

Normal sentence: There is a wooden table in that room.

MGS sentence: In the Fall of 1967, a lumber in the Applalacian Mountains by the name of Smith lumber (which was previously owned by Davis lumber until it was bought out in 1959), cut down a number of trees. After being driven 534 miles to the wooden processing facility, the trees were broken down and carved into the shape of a table. Once they were sold to a distributer and warehoused for months, that table in question was sold to a retail store and shipped via truck to this location--the table was unpacked and set into the room over that that you now see before you.

And it turns out that the table is related to the tree the warehouse owner climbed during his childhood.

 

[Pkaz01]

classic roy right there

 

[Black Mamba]

He spends all day in 2k11 analyzing Kobe's footsteps using advanced metrics.

Please. I stopped doing that in '09.

 

[SamuraiX-]

Brendan Haywood 0-8 from the free throw line in this series.

Has it ever happened where a player doesn't make a single free throw in the Playoffs (assuming he shoots a decent amount of them)?

 

[StickSoldier]

Wow, really surprised it's only a 5 point game. Seems like they are making everything.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

How the fuck is that even a debate. Scar wins by a country mile. I recently saw Aladdin and it doesn't hold up. Lion King is an all time great however.

We've been over this.

Scar killed his own fucking brother and pent the body on his nephew.

That is some straight gangsta shit.

 

[Knux-Future]

Al for Iggy

Get Thorn on the phone and it's done

 

[MidnightCowboy]

classic roy right there

So true. I remember when he dropped 52 and I thought he was the next big thing. It's truly a shame.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Iggy shoots 30% on jumpshots, oh my god, that is absolutely terrible.

Get Thorn on the phone and it's done

YESSSSS. Hayward can make up for Iguodala's shooting issues and total lack of scoring ability.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

The Mavs just need to stop turning the ball over, I don't think the Blazers even with Matthews on fire have the the weapons to blow them out.

Dirk needs to get going quick.

And btw MGS2 < MGS: Twin Snakes < MGS3 < MGS4

Fixed. The camera and story in MGS2 are terrible.

 

[Pkaz01]

So true. I remember when he dropped 52 and I thought he was the next big thing. It's truly a shame.

that was on the suns wasn't it? I was so salty that day but he was so good that year.

 

[seattle6418]

You mean the blatant overtelling of the fucking story in general?

Normal sentence: There is a wooden table in that room.

MGS sentence: In the Fall of 1967, a lumber in the Applalacian Mountains by the name of Smith lumber (which was previously owned by Davis lumber until it was bought out in 1959), cut down a number of trees. After being driven 534 miles to the wooden processing facility, the trees were broken down and carved into the shape of a table. Once they were sold to a distributer and warehoused for months, that table in question was sold to a retail store and shipped via truck to this location--the table was unpacked and set into the room over that that you now see before you.

This reads like Bill Walton´s twitter.

Now we know where he got his word from.

 

[Bishman]

OMG Haywood made a FT!!!!

 

[SamuraiX-]

LMFAO

TNT trollin' Haywood so hard.

"Team Role: 6 hard fouls"

gotdayum

 

[Pkaz01]

portland was playing so well too

 

[Bishman]

DIRK WITH A DUNK!

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Love watching Dirk throw one down. Hype!

 

[JoeFu]

Lol Dirk with a dunk. So rare even
more rare than Haywood FT makes.

 

[kevo_huevo]

dirk with the german thunder!

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Why do the announcers love JJ Barrea? The dude is barely watchable with all of his flopping.

the only people that want to see a MAvs vs Lakers match up in round 2 either live in Dallas or are laker fans.

I want to see Mavs/Lakers simply because Dirk has never played the Lakers in the playoffs before. I'd like to see how he performs, being a top 10 player of the decade and all.

 

[Pkaz01]

the only people that want to see a MAvs vs Lakers match up in round 2 either live in Dallas or are laker fans.

 

[SamuraiX-]

Dirk is a man's man.

Don't do 'em like that, Dirk!

 

[reilo]

Well, the refs are back. Horrendous calls in the second against Portland.

 

[Bishman]

Dirk is so smooth with the ball! And 1!!!!

 

[Black Mamba]

Dirk doesn't give a fuck.

Portland's defense has been abysmal the last 6 minutes.

Well, the refs are back. Horrendous calls in the second against Portland.

yeah, that's it. Blame that and not the Dirk drives uncontested for a dunk.

 

[Zep]

YESSSSS. Hayward can make up for Iguodala's shooting issues and total lack of scoring ability.

Probably tied for career 30pt games.

 

[SamuraiX-]

<3 Kevin Butler <3

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Farewell, Jason Williams Elbow Pass

But in all honestly, MGS1 = MGS2 = MGS3 = MGS4

I really can't hate any of them.

Agree.

And it turns out that the table is related to the tree the warehouse owner climbed during his childhood.

Then you find out the "Raging Woodpecker" may or may not killed your father while you were a seedling.

 

[StickSoldier]

I really underestimated this Mavs team. The game is far from over, but they really seem mentally stronger from the last few years.

 

[exarkun]

Portlandia's bench is trash. You know its not your night when Jason Fucking Terry is shooting and hitting threes with hands in his face.

I wanted this series to be close but the Mavs look dominant. damn

 

[Red Blaster]

Damn, Predrag still being useful

 

[SamuraiX-]

Roy needs to take this shit over.

Bringing sexy back, baby!

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Why do the announcers love JJ Barrea? The dude is barely watchable with all of his flopping.

He brings one.

 

[Pkaz01]

portland needs to play some defense

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

I know it's early, but anybody else get the feeling that Portland shot their wad already?

 

[reilo]

OFFENSIVE FOUL ON THAT? LOLOLOL

Edit: Wow they changed it. Thank fucking lord.

 

[SamuraiX-]

lol

Barea flopping and being called for a foul?

All flopping should be handled like this.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Again, how the fuck does JJ get that call? He's a nobody, and he's a notorious flopper.

 

[Pkaz01]

I know it's early, but anybody else get the feeling that Portland shot their wad already?

opposite dallas is shooting 65% on FG and 60% on threes thats not going to last.

It seems like in the other games the porltand D was there but there offense was not this game is the opposite so far.

 

[kevo_huevo]

jesus dirk.