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[Spinluck]

Broncos will lose because they won't be allowed to rough a white QB.

Funny you say that because Luck got fucking wrecked by them last year and beat them in the 4th with fucked up ribs, a busted kidney, and a hurt shoulder.

They took a ton of late shots, and would hit him even after he would slide on a scramble. If you're mobile or just a big fat fuck like the Steelers QB they are gonna hit you and hit you hard.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Funny you say that because Luck got fucking wrecked by them last year and beat them in the 4th with fucked up ribs, a busted kidney, and a hurt shoulder.

They took a ton of late shots, and would hit him even after he would slide on a scramble. If you're mobile or just a big fat fuck like the Steelers QB they are gonna hit you and hit you hard.

I don't remember, did the resulting penalties help them win?

 

[yankeehater]

I will draft Kaep for my Madden team and he will lead us to victory in the Owl!

Will Kap stand for the anthem in Madden?

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Will Kap stand for the anthem in Madden?

I will relocate the Rams to England and he will be proud to stand for God Save The Queen.

 

[Himynameischris]

.

this fucken team, we need him for run support

 

[yankeehater]

I will relocate the Rams to England and he will be proud to stand for God Save The Queen.

Is the Sex Pistols song the euro national anthem?

 

[Gigglepoo]

No that was by far the easiest pick of the week. You would have to be an imbecile to pick a Jeff Fisher coached team against a Chip coached team.

What? But only one person in our 50+ person league picked the Niners and .07% of all Yahoo Fantasy users. Easiest pick? Doesn't seem like it.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

How are Broncos fans feeling about this week?

Semen might look like an all pro out there.

I think Semen might not improve from last week against the Colts. I'm expecting a loss.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

 

[yankeehater]

What? But only one person in our 50+ person league picked the Niners and .07% of all Yahoo Fantasy users. Easiest pick? Doesn't seem like it.

I was telling people all week. Chip with all that time to prepare was going to embarrass Fisher.

 

[Spinluck]

I don't remember, did the resulting penalties help them win?

If you count Talib being a dumb fuck on the very last play that wouldn't have resulted in anything then yes?

Those hits on Luck weren't called.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

do they have any championship celebration gifs

No friend.

It's because they didn't win the Super Bowl.

It's because they suck.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

I was telling people all week. Chip with all that time to prepare was going to embarrass Fisher.

What did Chip prepare? It's not as if he's changed up his offense depending on his opponents. That's like the biggest knock I had on him.

He didn't need to prepare to the the Rams though.

If you count Talib being a dumb fuck on the very last play that wouldn't have resulted in anything then yes?

Those hits on Luck weren't called.

So, it's not racism and instead a check cleared? That's less disappointing I guess.

 

[Gigglepoo]

I was telling people all week. Chip with all that time to prepare was going to embarrass Fisher.

It's the only time all season I would use the Niners as my Survival Pick. I do think we'll beat an AFC East team and an NFC South team but, um, that's about it.

 

[hipsterpants]

It's the only time all season I would use the Niners as my Survival Pick. I do think we'll beat an AFC East team and an NFC South team but, um, that's about it.

but hey you don't have to worry about being last in the division

 

[yankeehater]

What did Chip prepare? It's not as if he's changed up his offense depending on his opponents. That's like the biggest knock I had on him.

He didn't need to prepare to the the Rams though.



So, it's not racism and instead a check cleared? That's less disappointing I guess.

I don't understand. You don't think the 9ers had a good game plan last night to beat the rams?

 

[rpg_fan]

That was a thing of beauty. I can't remember when I've seen a full grown man get that small.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Life is good.

No Burfict this week either!

Hopefully we can put he Bungles down without any injuries and keep the win train going.

I see the Bungles putting up some points on us. Offense will have to come to play.

Yeah, buried in the twerk-tacular win last night was the fact that we got pretty much zero pass rush on Cousins, the Redskins were constantly putting themselves into long yardage with false starts (at home ffs) and we'll continue to be without Dupree vs. the Bungholes.

All of that being said, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't very interested in seeing Coldnoodle's Manifesto 2.0.

Edit - on second thought, it wasn't Coldnoodle. Who was that crazy Bengal fan last year who blew a brain fart all over the thread when Burfict and Jones lost that game for them?

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

I don't understand. You don't think the 9ers had a good game plan last night to beat the rams?

They had a good game plan to beat the Rams because Chips offense was capable of beating the Rams. I didn't see anything from their offense that was customized specifically to beat the Rams, because I rarely if ever saw Chip change any aspect of his offense to address a specific teams weakness. His offense became predictable for that reason.

 

[MechDX]

The Associated Press ‏@AP 5m5 minutes ago
BREAKING: British man pleads guilty to federal charges from incident in which he grabbed officer's gun, planned to shoot Donald Trump

Dammit Boban!

 

[Gigglepoo]

They had a good game plan to beat the Rams because Chips offense was capable of beating the Rams. I didn't see anything from their offense that was customized specifically to beat the Rams, because I rarely if ever saw Chip change any aspect of his offense to address a specific teams weakness. His offense became predictable for that reason.

In the first half, when the Niners were more aggressive, they ran a lot of lateral plays (even in their inside runs) that took away the Rams' biggest advantage (power). That seems like a smart thing? We'll see how the Niners adapt week-to-week but they stymied the Rams vaunted front 7 with ease yesterday.

 

[Himynameischris]

Safety Reshad Jones followed up a great 2015 campaign with an impressive Week One showing. His PFF.com grade of 83.9 represents the fifth best at the position. He was equally effective in the running game (83.7) as in coverage (83.2), which is a good sign for Miami, because he has typically excelled in the run game and struggled some in coverage over his career.

Even with his outstanding grade, Jones was not Miami's highest-rated safety. That was Isa Abdul-Quddus, who PFF grades at 84.7 overall, giving him the fifth highest grade of all safeties. Abdul-Quddus had a pass coverage of 85.5, which is the highest coverage grade of the 74 safeties PFF graded this week. week.

The safety combo of Jones and Abdul-Quddus represents the only pair from the same team rated in the Top 10. Adbdul-Quddus is No. 5 and Jones is at No. 9 this week.

Well I think we finally found another safety

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Dammit Boban!

Well someone had to try to save the Yanks from themselves

 

[Slo]

Here you go boys.

 

[Doomsayer]

In the first half, when the Niners were more aggressive, they ran a lot of lateral plays (even in their inside runs) that took away the Rams' biggest advantage (power). That seems like a smart thing? We'll see how the Niners adapt week-to-week but they stymied the Rams vaunted front 7 with ease yesterday.

A lot of Chips offense is horizontal and lateral, though. It relies on speed to get to the outside or make a guy miss. There is a reason there are a lot of negative plays in this offense -- it's not easy to make people miss in the NFL.

I wanted to push the ball downfield a bit more yesterday. Gabbert doesn't really take shots, but I hope we take a few a game.

Well I think we finally found another safety

I was really impressed by Abdul-Quddus while casually watching the game. Seemed like he had a ton of range and was always around the ball.

The entire philosophy relies on having better athletes than your opponents. Works great if you're playing the Oregon State Beavers or the Los Angeles Rams, but it'll be a problem against everybody else.

Exactly this. It worked in Philly with DeSean and LeSean, but we are pretty barren at skill position players right now so I have a feeling it's going to get ugly soon.

 

[Slo]

A lot of Chips offense is horizontal and lateral, though. It relies on speed to get to the outside or make a guy miss. There is a reason there are a lot of negative plays in this offense -- it's not easy to make people miss in the NFL.

I wanted to push the ball downfield a bit more yesterday. Gabbert doesn't really take shots, but I hope we take a few a game.

The entire philosophy relies on having better athletes than your opponents. Works great if you're playing the Oregon State Beavers or the Los Angeles Rams, but it'll be a problem against everybody else.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Here you go boys.

Those aren't terrible.

 

[Slo]

Those aren't terrible.

I'm sure you could slap a 'W' on the helmet and you'd be good to go on Saturdays.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

https://twitter.com/Rand_Getlin/status/775806283677138944

Rand Getlin Verified account
‏@Rand_Getlin

I'm told the #Saints have released RB CJ Spiller. He's fully healthy now. Wont be long before someone picks him up.

2:20 PM - 13 Sep 2016

 

[Doomsayer]

https://twitter.com/Rand_Getlin/status/775806283677138944

Do it, Chip.

 

[rando14]

https://twitter.com/Rand_Getlin/status/775806283677138944

Xia, there's 5 hours of P5 footage out there!! I am a man of temptations and thus am tempted to watch that tempting video......

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'm sure you could slap a 'W' on the helmet and you'd be good to go on Saturdays.

That's why they aren't terrible!

 

[Fantomex]

At least we won't have to look like Bananas. NFL is making the Rams wear white.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I feel bad. They're talking about should my Browns start tanking after Week 1.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Xia, there's 5 hours of P5 footage out there!! I am a man of temptations and thus am tempted to watch that tempting video......

What if it turns out to be too animu for you tho?

 

[MechDX]

Field Yates ‏@FieldYates 3m3 minutes ago
Source: the Seahawks have waived CB Tharold Simon.

Nooooo!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

who is Tharold Simon

 

[Bread]

Nooooo!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

who is Tharold Simon

I think that's Tom Brady's bitch

 

[Slo]

I feel bad. They're talking about should my Browns start tanking after Week 1.

Stay the course. That #1 pick will come.

 

[Fantomex]

I feel bad. They're talking about should my Browns start tanking after Week 1.

At least you got draft picks.

 

[MechDX]

I think that's Tom Brady's bitch

Spoiler

wonder if he will have funny moments like this in Cleveland next year?

 

[Himynameischris]

I was really impressed by Abdul-Quddus while casually watching the game. Seemed like he had a ton of range and was always around the ball.

Yeah I was surprised, I wasn't expecting much, which is the norm for anyone on the Dolphins but he had a really good game, hope he keeps it up

 

[Fantomex]

If I put Mech on ignore, will he be able to see when I post OT's?

 

[Bread]

Spoiler

wonder if he will have funny moments like this in Cleveland next year?

Patriot Legend Tharold Simon

 

[MechDX]

If I put Mech on ignore, will he be able to see when I post OT's?

I dare you. Double dog dare.

Dont hate because my Texans/Seahawks/Patriots/Chargers/Browns are better than your Rams/Dolphins

 

[Line_HTX]

Well someone had to try to save the Yanks from themselves

Damn Russian.

https://twitter.com/Rand_Getlin/status/775806283677138944

Wait, what? Why?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Simon couldn't stay healthy. Had all the physical talent they were looking for but couldn't put it together.

 

[Gigglepoo]

The entire philosophy relies on having better athletes than your opponents. Works great if you're playing the Oregon State Beavers or the Los Angeles Rams, but it'll be a problem against everybody else.

But the Rams have a legit defense...

 

[Himynameischris]

If I put Mech on ignore, will he be able to see when I post OT's?

Do it, ever since I #Blocked him, my life hasn't been better.

 

[Fantomex]

I dare you. Double dog dare.

Dont hate because my Texans/Seahawks/Patriots/Chargers/Browns are better than your Rams/Dolphins

Hehe

Do it, ever since I #Blocked him, my life hasn't been better.

I like having Mech around because it reminds me a that being a bit delusional is not always bad. He seems to still operate like a normal human being.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Funny you say that because Luck got fucking wrecked by them last year and beat them in the 4th with fucked up ribs, a busted kidney, and a hurt shoulder.

They took a ton of late shots, and would hit him even after he would slide on a scramble. If you're mobile or just a big fat fuck like the Steelers QB they are gonna hit you and hit you hard.

On this note i'm going to point something out:

There was a ton of (rightful) outrage for this late hit by Steelers center Cody Wallace last year. I'm not going to excuse it, it was a dirty hit. That said up to that point in the game the Broncos were getting really chippy with Steelers players, up to and including Antonio Brown, the player being tackled at the beginning of the clip. The chippyness stopped with this hit.

We talk about dirty plays and dirty players annually in here. There's tons of that in the league, but let's be honest - many of these hits are players dealing out field justice. I said this last year when this happened - Wallace is Marty McSorely to Antonio Brown's Wayne Gretzky: you fuck with my guy, I fuck with you. Field justice happens in every sport with every team in every era.