Haha. Of course, that's a Dieter quote. Dude is a joke. Also a joke: most of the Apple related articles and editorials since the Apple event. Some of those headlines...lawd, smh.
The funniest thing, though, is all the hypocrisy and backtracking I've seen from tech journalists, bloggers and whomever regarding the iPhone, and in particular smartwatches.
These people were all saying how wearables should be complimentary and not smartphones on your wrist or wherever. Here comes the Apple Watch, which is exactly the latter. It has a home screen with icons you tap to launch apps. It has complex ui design, especially for a watch. There are several ways to interact with the device (touch screen, crown dial, tap, force tap aka long press). There's gimmicky shit that seem pointless on a watch like viewing pictures, sending a heartbeat, drawing and sending doodles and more; shit they panned Samsung for. Apple said they made a watch first, but it seems more like a mini iPhone.
Then you have Android Wear which is more passive with a complimentary focus. Sure, it can do much of what the Apple Watch can, but the UI is designed to give you quick, glanceable information efficiently. It's a more cohesive, consistent vision. Contrast that to the Apple Watch where it looks like you'll have your head down, focused on the watch just as long as you would a phone.
Then there's the shape which is apparently fine to these people now, although they've been negative about anything that was square or rectangular in the past.
All this time, I've been one of those people that, as Faceless posted, said "But they use Android phones too!" Maaan, all the stuff I've read on the Verge since the event, though, is definitely altering my opinion of the site.
Edit: Also, Amazon can fuck right on off requiring the Amazon app just to use Instant Video. They need to make it a standalone app on Google Play proper instead of forcing people, the more casual ones in particular, to have to decrease security by enabling sideloading/installing apps from unknown sources. Not only that, but since the Amazon app has now been updated to also be an actual app store within the Play Store, isn't it basically going against the Play Store ToS?