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It's almost as if he's addicted to the spotlight and doesn't want to feel irrelevant, despite begging for his life to be like that.
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It's almost as if he's addicted to the spotlight and doesn't want to feel irrelevant, despite begging for his life to be like that.
lovely ladies
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I wonder what state the WWE would be in if Batista had won at WM... one of those What If? Marvel comic book scenarios. DBry wouldn't have had his signature moment but then he probably wouldn't have wasted his time with Kane if he had lost. Batista coming back to Raw with the belt acting like a dick would have been pretty entertaining.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
David Michael Bautista Jr. is too good for this carny ass sport and the neck beards who boo him. Homie should just collect that Marvel skrilla and get some more gigs.
Lambda Pie
Banned
Meltzerz had a big report, given to him by Ben Dover, in which it explained how Kurt stole Austin's broken neck gimmick and added the gold medal on top to bury Austin. Austin hated this cause he felt Kurt was "showing up the boys" and asked Bradshaw to finger Angle in the shower but Bradshaw did nothing cause Kurt was a legit shooter. there was supposed to be a wrestler's court to judge Kurt, to "dick him around" according to Ben Dover, but only Pat Patterson showed up.
Well he can't live off of AJ's checks forever. Blackhawk games are expensive.
Lambda Pie
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Ben Dover knows alot about the business.
UrbanDandy
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Is ICW really insane as the name implies?
lovely ladies
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Tommy and Bulk
My guess is that he may be doing all these things so he can squeeze out any money he can before he is forced on the con scene and fades away into irrelevancy or that he wants the "mainstream" appeal like Jericho has and lives off of hosting, podcasts, and music. Time will tell what exactly he's doing post WWE.
This doesn't make him any less of a hypocritical quitter who's last match will be remembered as nothing but a set up feud against Kane. The Authority version of Kane. In 2014.
This doesn't make him any less of a hypocritical quitter who's last match will be remembered as nothing but a set up feud against Kane. The Authority version of Kane. In 2014.
This promo from Clash 31. Hulk is talking about how all the Irish, the people of his heritage like the O'Rileys, Hogans, and MCMAHONS are shaking in their boots. And then he and Gene give that look to the camera at the mention of McMahon. At the end of the promo, Hulk pulls out his red and yellow speedo, saying he'll be wearing that after the show as he rides on his Harley, looking for trouble.
This promo from Clash 31. Hulk is talking about how all the Irish, the people of his heritage like the O'Rileys, Hogans, and MCMAHONS are shaking in their boots. And then he and Gene give that look to the camera at the mention of McMahon. At the end of the promo, Hulk pulls out his red and yellow speedo, saying he'll be wearing that after the show as he rides on his Harley, looking for trouble.
Why are you doing this to me, stro?
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What am I doing to you? Spoiling bad shows for you? Brother, I just gave you a ray of sunshine to look forward to for that show.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Punk's future is signing autographs at bingo halls
Punk's future is signing autographs at bingo halls
But Spider, he's a rich athlete retired in his 30s! How could he go broke? That's truly unheard of, especially in the professional wrestling world.
It's a shame that so much of the DoD stuff was on Saturday Night and Main Event, which likely won't be put up for a long time. If you look closely, you can see the edge of the set, King Curtis apparently mouthing lines, and the open studio door. It's truly AWFUL and I can't wait for you to get to this.
Pillman joins the Horsemen officially at Halloween Havoc 1995.
I'll admit, he does look a lot better now than he did in the past.
lovely ladies
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I don't think Kane was ever fat though, or at least fat like the Undertaker... (I know you didn't really call him fat in his previous versions).
This whole "DDP Yoga" shit is unfounded. It was never confirmed that he was ever on DDP Yoga. All we ever got was that DDP said that he heard Y2J was trying to convince Kane to get on the program. Nothing more.
And what do you mean where did his abs go? He had them for months, and still could. He's totally covered now.
However, Kane has a long history of getting in and out of great shape over the past few years, depending on his motivation. During Team Hell No, he was in great shape, during his 2010 World Title run, he was in GREAT shape, and he was slated to get into a feud with Punk, so he got in great shape. Plus, he had time off to film SNE2. Time off helps a lot.
The idea that anyone in WWE is on steroids now is silly. No one is that ridiculously huge anymore. The only person I would have suspected was Rock, but he's got all the tools to get big naturally. GGG isn't crazy enough to start doing anabolic steroids at the end of his career at the age of 47. The man has incredible genes. Both his parents are in their 90's and functioning well.
Yeah, I get what you're saying. There's really nothing wrong with what he looked like before but it's nice to see him a bit healthier, you know.
serenewarfare
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I thought Punk wanted out of the wrestling business specifically, not out of the spotlight as a whole? He was even quoted by some as saying he was "done with this wrestling thing". How does that make him a hypocrite?
sf2fanatic
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Still haven't seen anyone conquered the skullbuster
Go Go Psycho Punching Arm!
FallingEdge
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You don't have to be huge to be on roids.
I'm sure Prime Kane was on something. Same with HHH.
I'm sure Prime Kane was on something. Same with HHH.
Serpentine
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I'd just like to add to the chorus of "fuck Sublime and their shitty garbage music" from a few pages back. Everyone in SoCal loves em though. Same with RHCP, who is even worse
I'd mark out if the green ranger joined the Wyatt family.
Axl Rose?
Never dough. It's all about the money.
sf2fanatic
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Professor Beef
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Looks like him and Shane Douglas did the fusion dance.
Looks like him and KFC chicken did 3 fusion dances