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samantha hawley ‏@samanthahawley 5h
Media crush as Rudd votes... Refugee protestors yelling "say it loud say it clear refugees are welcome here.

Mike and the Mechanics-inspired chants ?

Day is not a total bust after all.

 

[m3k]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUdPabnXUNA

thats still hard to watch haha

 

[Dead Man]

Is there any good news at all from a progressive standpoint? Anything? Mirabella falling down some stairs or something?

 

[Whiteshirt]

Diaz is behind in Greenway

Yeeeeeesssssssssss

How is it even a competition over there, that guy couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

Is there any good news at all from a progressive standpoint? Anything? Mirabella falling down some stairs or something?

Jaymes Diaz might lose Greenway...?

 

[reptilescorpio]

Diaz is behind in Greenway

Yeeeeeesssssssssss

Ahead on preferences?

WE WILL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE FUCKING WORLD IF HE GETS IN

EVEN FUCKING ASSAD WILL BE LAUGHING HIS ARSE OFF AT THAT

 

[Dead Man]

ABC has the best 'unbiased' and serious coverage on free-to-air right? channel 10's 'the project' covering it is a joke.

Pretty much.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Is there any good news at all from a progressive standpoint? Anything? Mirabella falling down some stairs or something?

What's the deal with mirabella, why's she hated so?

 

[Rubixcuba]

Ahead on preferences?

WE WILL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE FUCKING WORLD IF HE GETS IN

EVEN FUCKING ASSAD WILL BE LAUGHING HIS ARSE OFF AT THAT

Forgot to look at preferences !
Will lose all faith in the country if he gets in, possibly the worst politician of all time.

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

Man, I just want a combative and effective senate.

I primary voted Senator Online and had a bunch of no-hope-of-ever-winning-a-seat parties, like Secular, Sex, Pirate etc. before the Democrats, then Greens, then it goes on a little way before Labour, on through the LDP and Palmer, to the LNP, then through all the detritus of the various flavours of theocrat, the blokes who just want to go out and do blokey things like shoot endangered fish in a Hilux and the white nationalist parties, including one, I found out today, that was founded by a fair dinkum Nazi sympathiser.

I wish there were a way to quantify all their positions somehow and display them like a constellation of naked idealism, hatred and wishy washy mediocrity. They would form a jagged path to me.

 

[Dead Man]

How is it even a competition over there, that guy couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.



Jaymes Diaz might lose Greenway...?

MIGHT? How in the fuck is that a might?

 

[Pachael]

What time do we start drinking??

Any time is a good time for a pint.

 

[Yagharek]

What's the deal with mirabella, why's she hated so?

shes a low watt bulb

 

[EatChildren]

 

[Dead Man]

Man, I just want a combative and effective senate.

I primary voted Senator Online and had a bunch of no-hope-of-ever-winning-a-seat parties, like Secular, Sex, Pirate etc. before the Democrats, then Greens, then it goes on a little way before Labour, on through the LDP and Palmer, to the LNP, then through all the detritus of the various flavours of theocrat, the blokes who just want to go out and do blokey things like shoot endangered fish in a Hilux and the white nationalist parties, including one, I found out today, that was founded by a fair dinkum Nazi sympathiset.

I wish there were a way to quantify all their positions somehow and display them like a constellation of naked idealism, hatred and wishy washy mediocrity. They would form a jagged path to me.

You need to write books. That is beautiful and devastating.

What's the deal with mirabella, why's she hated so?

Hateful woman, takes credit for others work, stupid, and hateful. Did I mention she's a hateful person?

 

[tsumineko]

ABC are saying Coalition wins, and they're predicting by a lot. It's over.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Fuck it. I'm getting drunk.

 

[Rubixcuba]

Fuck it. I'm getting drunk.

Halfway there, catch up Aus GAF !

 

[tsumineko]

AusGAF gonna have a hangover tomorrow.

 

[Yagharek]

this is the day the word 'cunt' was unbanned for.

sophie mirabella is a cunt. Australia is cunted. cunting cunt fuck cunt.

 

[Whiteshirt]

MIGHT? How in the fuck is that a might?

I know. It upsets me that its a "might". Please NSW don't do this to yourself. He's the definition of useless.

 

[roosters93]

Predicted. I was confused earlier too. Website shows different stats.

Ah cheers.

Seats Won is definitely not the correct title for predicted.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Ahead on preferences?

WE WILL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE FUCKING WORLD IF HE GETS IN

EVEN FUCKING ASSAD WILL BE LAUGHING HIS ARSE OFF AT THAT

He's hiding from his booth, probably sitting at home with an evil grin on his face.

Hateful woman, takes credit for others work, stupid, and hateful. Did I mention she's a hateful person?

Okay, so worse than Pyne and Hockey?

 

[Yagharek]

Okay, so worse than Pyne and Hockey?

she was at the "ditch the witch" rally.

 

[HolyCheck]

Who the fuck are all these idiots voting for Clive Palmer?

Vote for Palmer is a vote for a dinosaur theme park.

 

[Bernbaum]

Diaz is behind in Greenway

Yeeeeeesssssssssss

Instead of Labor's circus of cannibalism, we get the coalition's circus of foot in mouth incompetence.

At least there is consolation that the latter scenario is more entertaining.

 

[roosters93]

oh my god
is he inside the internet

 

[i_am_ben]

ABC's production values are horrendous.

 

[EatChildren]

Vote for Palmer is a vote for a dinosaur theme park.

A vote for Palmer United is a vote for dinosaurs. Dinosaur parks. On boats. We're building boats. Creating jobs. Boat jobs. Jobs for dinosaurs. No more waste. No unemployment. Cut the tax. The dinosaur tax. Vote Palmer United. We're starting a revolution.

 

[hamchan]

Pretty mad at Labor for fucking this all up with their internal politics.

 

[toddhunter]

The people voting for Palmer had to vote for somebody. I'll take dinosaurs over racism.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

ABC's production values are horrendous.

For a second I thought he was wearing a tony abbott mask. Those ears.

 

[roosters93]

Dinosaurs need jobs too.
Fuck immigrants, dinosaurs have been struggling for millennia.

 

[tsumineko]

ABC's production values are horrendous.

It'll be even worse when Abbot takes their money!

 

[Box of Bunnies]

Since it's 1996 again, here's some picks from the ARIAs top 50 singles from that year

Spice Girls - Wannabe
La Bouche - Be My Lover
No Mercy - Where Do You Go
Babylon Zoo - Spaceman
La Bouche - Sweet Dreams

Yeah La Bouche are in there twice. They deserve it.

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

You need to write books. That is beautiful and devastating

I actually did, during NaNoWriMo. Trouble is, the first draft sucks. I mean it suuuucccks

The plot is barely coherent, the story is reliant on a huge Deus Ex Machina and the main characters are paper thin. Writing pithy comments on message boards is easy. Writing for real is hard.

But thank you.

;_;

 

[Yagharek]

I'm starting the 2016 campaign now.

BRING BACK KIM

edit: large image, was tempted to leave unquoted

 

[jgminto]

dinotanic 2013

 

[roosters93]

I'm starting the 2016 campaign now.

BRING BACK KIM


edit: large image, was tempted to leave unquoted

The nosehair's convinced me.

 

[mandiller]

Looks like Chris Bowen is going to keep his seat. That's very good news for Labor. He's one of the remaining stars, future opposition leader besides Albo and Shorten. David Bradbury is sent packing though.

 

[toddhunter]

Bring back Latham. Why not at this point?

 

[roosters93]

Where's this if the swing's on the swing's on thing come from? Google failed me.

 

[Jintor]

Abc projecting Rudd to retain his seat at least despite a big swing against him

 

[mandiller]

Kevin Rudd has won his seat too. Better luck next time Mr Glasson.

 

[reptilescorpio]

The plot is barely coherent, the story is reliant on a huge Deus Ex Machina and the main characters are paper thin.

Sounds like a New York Times bestseller tbh

I CALL PUBLISHER!

 

[TriangleOfCorruption]

Bring back Latham. Why not at this point?

I'd take him over Beazley.

 

[HolyCheck]

Footage of Abbotts early acceptance speech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayO1wtXbh_Q

 

[Yagharek]

Bring back Latham. Why not at this point?

Because then the Greens would be the second biggest party.

Latham is a cunt

 

[TriangleOfCorruption]

Any results from Melbourne?

 

[tsumineko]

Footage of Abbotts early acceptance speech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayO1wtXbh_Q

Perfect.

 

[roosters93]

Oh yay Mal Brough is going to get in. For those of you who have forgotten:

"Mr Brough, acted with Mr Ashby and another Slipper staffer Karen Doane in abusing the judicial process for the "purpose of causing significant public, reputational and political damage to Mr Slipper"

"Brough's fundraiser menu offered dishes disparagingly named after members of the Labor Party, including the Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, who was described using sexist remarks as having 'Small Breasts, Huge Thighs & A Big Red Box'"