Princess Viola
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"Awesome" Fan Art |OT2| James can see everything
- Thread starter Lionel Mandrake
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*cries*
As long as this image is implying that Fred Fredburger met a grisly death I am okay with any other sacrifices involved.
SenorArdilla
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You can't tell me what to do.
1Bigs2:21
"FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE??????????????????????????????"
TransTrender
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Slamtastic
Member
Up the tailpipe.
What goes up the tailpipe? You sound like an expert.
The crankshaft.
The clearest indication that this is the "artist's" Cars persona, or "Carsona", if you will. Meaning there's probably a 23 year old person who self-identifies as a vehicle and spends enough time considering the ins-and-outs of anthropomorphic automobile sex to include it in their bio.
Reminds me vaguely of the anthropomorphic Roller Coaster sex novel, except, you know, based an animated movie for kids (and before anyone gives me shit for this, I actually like Pixar movies, but Cars is arguably the most kid-oriented of their work).
Slamtastic
Member
Sherk x Shadow 5ever
Karakato_001
Neo Member
Wasn't Shadow the child of Shrek and Spongebob? Must be some serious family issues.
Slamtastic
Member
What killed the dinosaurs?
THE ICE AGE
Oh, I remember Frankenstein, Shivers running up my spine
First up: Crack pairings!
Okay and then there's this which is special and needs attention:
If you told me this morning I would witness a little girl meeting, falling in love with, marrying and getting funky with the Brave Little Toaster, I would not have believed you. Incidentally, if you'd said Link Man would do that, I'd have believed you unquestioningly.
Let's be humans for a minute.
Okay yeah, maybe that's just a little weird. Why don't we just go back to cross-overs for a second? Those are safe, right?
Okay, no cross-overs. Well, what do you have in terms of original content and characters, then? Because, you know, Original Brave Little Toaster characters are a thing people want to see.
Just . . . just give me the appliances themselves, then.
Let's try not being appliances, then!
Okay, but it can't possibly get worse, can it?
I can't do this anymore, you guys.
First up: Crack pairings!
Okay and then there's this which is special and needs attention:
If you told me this morning I would witness a little girl meeting, falling in love with, marrying and getting funky with the Brave Little Toaster, I would not have believed you. Incidentally, if you'd said Link Man would do that, I'd have believed you unquestioningly.
Let's be humans for a minute.
Okay yeah, maybe that's just a little weird. Why don't we just go back to cross-overs for a second? Those are safe, right?
Okay, no cross-overs. Well, what do you have in terms of original content and characters, then? Because, you know, Original Brave Little Toaster characters are a thing people want to see.
Just . . . just give me the appliances themselves, then.
Let's try not being appliances, then!
Okay, but it can't possibly get worse, can it?
I can't do this anymore, you guys.
His eyes aren't Xs.
It upsets me that this is the most upsetting thing on the page.
BinaryPork2737
Unconfirmed Member
I can't believe that this is an actual thing that exists. I've seen some dumb things, but this is pretty dumb.
The more pressing issue is why does he know it exists?
Something Awful made fun of it years ago.
Fuck indeed. This thread is probably the worst thing I regularly check out online, and there's absolutely no way you can explain it to somebody who hasn't been wading waist-deep through the Internet for more than a decade. They just won't get it.
Seriously, sorry man. What did she see?
SenorArdilla
Member
I was so sure he was going to go Super Saiyan.
I gathered those over the course of two hours and made it less than a third of the way through DeviantArt's offerings.
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