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[JonathanEx]

Just got my job officially confirmed! I'm a writer at __ ______!

____ ____!

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Just got my job officially confirmed! I'm a writer at __ ______!

The Guardian?

Don't be so oblique man.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

He can replace you

Hmm, what are his comix skills like?

 

[Rubbish King]

You're Tash! I shall remember you.

19, why?

Just wondering, you're pretty much in the same boat as me, accept you have university to make you look slightly cooler
lol

Well if you get desperate enough to consider retail the new Whiteley centre opens up in may so it may be worth canvassing all the stores that are there to see if they've got any openings. Just thought I'd suggest it!

I knew about them, but i knew there was little point in trying that as it was too..publicly known shall we say...lol

meadows now you too can become britgaf celebrities such as tashbrooke or iammikeside

Fuck off

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Just wondering, you're pretty much in the same boat as me, accept you have university to make you look slightly cooler
lol


I knew about them, but i knew there was little point in trying that as it was too..publicly known shall we say...lol

Fuck off

lol

But Tash, you're our resident Angry Kid and nobody can take that away from you. It's a unique appointment. If Meadows stays he'll be like Pierce from Community, there's not too much overlap with your important role.

 

[Meadows]

meadows now you too can become britgaf celebrities such as tashbrooke or iammikeside

my dream come true

---

umm guys, there's a girl next to me. We live together and have been kinda in a relationship for more than 3 years.

HOW DO I TELL HER I LIKE HER?!

SHOuDL I GO BOWLING

 

[donkey show]

my dream come true

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umm guys, there's a girl next to me. We live together and have been kinda in a relationship for more than 3 years.

HOW DO I TELL HER I LIKE HER?!

SHOuDL I GO BOWLING

Just stick you penis out next time you guys are on the couch. If she says yes, she's yours.

 

[JonathanEx]

KISS THE GIRL

 

[Meadows]

The Guardian?

Don't be so oblique man.

haha no not the Guardian

I don't want to tell you anything other than it's manchester based and in media.

It's not the bbc.

 

[Meadows]

KISS THE GIRL

but hwo do i kiss

like passionately in mercian movies like love actually or like i see in animu

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

haha no not the Guardian

I don't want to tell you anything other than it's manchester based and in media.

It's not the bbc.

OMG are you working for the Macclesfield Express?? Dream job!

 

[SKINNER!]

but hwo do i kiss

like passionately in mercian movies like love actually or like i see in animu

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

but hwo do i kiss

like passionately in mercian movies like love actually or like i see in animu

You know, we take the piss out of some of our more romantically challenged members cos we like them. But I think the usual ettiquette is to build up a rapport with someone before you start savaging them...

 

[Meadows]

OMG are you working for the Macclesfield Express?? Dream job!

shhhhh

You know, we take the piss out of some of our more romantically challenged members cos we like them. But I think the usual ettiquette is to build up a rapport with someone before you start savaging them...

nah, it's pretty funny and me an Mikeside go pretty far back. He once sent me FTL because I had an ear infection. The guy's solid.

 

[Rubbish King]

So i should have work in april on the docks


sweeeet

lol

But Tash, you're our resident Angry Kid and nobody can take that away from you. It's a unique appointment. If Meadows stays he'll be like Pierce from Community, there's not too much overlap with your important role.

I am not and there is no such thing as a BritGAF celebrity.

Ladies and Gents, I have noticed that a female is close to me. We live side by side and have been acquainted for the past 3 years

How does one announce ones fondness?

Should I take her to a fine establishment where I may woo m'lady with some impressive bowling skills

Wagamamas

bitches.
love.
Wagamamas.

But how doth one part thy neighbours lips with such intensity it could be a scene in an extravagant American film at the pictures or perhaps in one of BGBWs scriptures?

¯\_(&#12484_/¯


Also can I be your apprentice Meadows

 

[Meadows]

So i should have work in april on the docks


sweeeet

I am not and there is no such thing as a BritGAF celebrity.




Wagamamas

bitches.
love.
Wagamamas.


Also can I be your apprentice Meadows

*insult*

*paragraph complimenting you about how you're alright so I don't look like a bully*

*insult*

*comment indicating that this is all lighthearted fun, all while insulting you some more*

*jokey insult*

*end post*

 

[mrklaw]

Where do you live: Windsor
Where are you from: Leicester
Occupation: program manager
University: North Staffordshire.
Favourite Sport: F1
Political party of choice: meh
Favourite thing on the box: Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who when watching with the kids.
Favourite crisp flavour: salt and vinegar discos
Favourite biscuit: hob nobs. plain ones, not that chocolate crap
Favourite Pokemon POST 151: jigglypuff, fuck off with post 151
Beano or Dandy: Whizzer and Chips, but Beano if you're forcing me to choose

 

[fizzelopeguss]

tell me about co-codamol guys

Ambrosia. gift of the gods.

 

[SteveWD40]

haha no not the Guardian

I don't want to tell you anything other than it's manchester based and in media.

It's not the bbc.

My gf works at the beeb, is it TV or print?

 

[Meadows]

My gf works at the beeb, is it TV or print?

PM

 

[noffles]

How DO you kiss a girl? I've genuinely forgotten.

 

[Hot Coldman]

 

[Chinner]

like this

 

[SKINNER!]

PM

:O The special Prime Minister department of the BBC.

 

[SteveWD40]

How DO you kiss a girl? I've genuinely forgotten.

 

[PJV3]

PM

Porn Magazine?
Do you write the readers column?

 

[Meadows]

Porn Magazine?
Do you write the readers column?

i am porn

 

[Rubbish King]

Porn Magazine?
Do you write the readers column?

I'm definitely going to have to be your apprentice now Meadows

 

[Meadows]

I'm definitely going to have to be your apprentice now Meadows

*insult*

*paragraph complimenting you about how you're alright so I don't look like a bully*

*insult*

*comment indicating that this is all lighthearted fun, all while insulting you some more*

*jokey insult*

*end post*

 

[Chinner]

I'm definitely going to have to be your apprentice now Meadows

so you want to do sex scenes with meadows?

 

[PJV3]

*insult*

*paragraph complimenting you about how you're alright so I don't look like a bully*

*insult*

*comment indicating that this is all lighthearted fun, all while insulting you some more*

*jokey insult*

*end post*

That's BritGAF.

 

[Rubbish King]

so you want to do sex scenes with meadows?

I want a job

 

[Lirlond]

 

[Chinner]

I want a job

oh, meadows has a job for you.

 

[PJV3]

I want a job

I've always fancied operating the camera on babestation, seems easy and probably pays well.

 

[Rubbish King]

So i've just started 1999 mode of bioshock

probably a bad idea

I've always fancied operating the camera on babestation, seems easy and probably pays well.

I personally think I'd be a great porn director

 

[PJV3]

Having our only good weather in March/April when there's no leaves on the trees is getting tiresome. I need a proper summer this year.

 

[Seanbob11]

Dundee Union?

 

[Jackben]

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there's a girl next to me. We live together and have been kinda in a relationship for more than 3 years.

What a surprise, not five minutes after rejoining the community you're already talking about your girlfriend.

 

[Meadows]

What a surprise, not five minutes after rejoining the community you're already talking about your girlfriend.

yeah, sorry, maybe you should talk about your girlfriend?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

shhhhh



nah, it's pretty funny and me an Mikeside go pretty far back. He once sent me FTL because I had an ear infection. The guy's solid.

That's OK then, Mikey has a fragile emo heart, we gotta look out for him.

*insult*

*paragraph complimenting you about how you're alright so I don't look like a bully*

*insult*

*comment indicating that this is all lighthearted fun, all while insulting you some more*

*jokey insult*

*end post*

I Approve (tm)

So i've just started 1999 mode of bioshock

probably a bad idea



I personally think I'd be a great porn director

Were you even born in 1999???

EDIT: I could make some awesome porn if 'they' would let me. Porn is rubbish. Follow me - context is sexy. Tension is sexy. Erotic situaltions are sexy. So why is most porn just a close up of penetration for ten minutes? That's not sexy. With good editing, some better 'actors' and some more inventive scenarios I would never have to leave the house or touch my wife ever again.

 

[PJV3]

Meadows and JackBen
Give me an hour with both your girlfriends, and I will produce a comparative report. I am the Experian of women issues.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

What a surprise, not five minutes after rejoining the community you're already talking about your girlfriend.

yeah, sorry, maybe you should talk about your girlfriend?

Jackben you should totes tell us about your girlfriend. On a scale of 1 to 10 how asian is she? Your standing in britgaf depends on your answer.

 

[Hot Coldman]

We can talk about anything in here. That's the rules.

 

[no angel]

Good luck: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-21957260

Yeah I saw that (I live I whiteley as well) however in my experience you can bypass these recruitment events if you can go directly to the retailer and make a good impression. I've tried to employ at these sorts of things and you see so many people its hard to get a handle on if they're any good or not.

 

[noffles]

We can talk about anything in here. That's the rules.

What's more potent: chloroform or rohypnol?

 

[Hot Coldman]

What's more potent: chloroform or rohypnol?

Ask kent.

 

[no angel]

What's more potent: chloroform or rohypnol?

Use both. Cover all the bases.

 

[Chinner]

Jackben you should totes tell us about your girlfriend. On a scale of 1 to 10 how asian is she? Your standing in britgaf depends on your answer.

her rating is ~sagoooii~ on the asian scale

 

[Jackben]

yeah, sorry, maybe you should talk about your girlfriend?

Jackben you should totes tell us about your girlfriend. On a scale of 1 to 10 how asian is she? Your standing in britgaf depends on your answer.

Panda Express/10

Meadows and JackBen
Give me an hour with both your girlfriends, and I will produce a comparative report. I am the Experian of women issues.