phisheep
NeoGAF's Chief Barrister
8 fucking pages in a day and a half???? Fuck guys, gimmie a while to catch up here.
See what I mean?
Btw, in case anyone gives a shit, my Mum's wedding yesterday went awesome. The first song I did was ok, I was nervous as fuck and messed up the words a little, but no one noticed. I got out of doing the 2nd song she wanted me to do, and instead I did Sex on Fire with the band and fucking nailed it. Made my Mum very happy.
Also I'm very happy with my new Dad, so much so I've actually started calling him Dad now.
Excellent. Weddings are tough, you tend to get all emotionally worked up before them - a bit the same as funerals. I remember (well, to be truthful, I only vaguely remember - I pretend it is age but actually it was the booze) getting to a wedding in Dublin where I'd been bossed up to perform an original song just for the wedding. Felt a lot less like it after getting the wrong train in London, getting on the wrong ferry at Holyhead and getting a dopy taxi driver who couldn't even find a police station to ask directions. No memory now of where I was supposed to stay, but I stayed with the bride the night before the wedding which caused great amusement to her father who was a great whiskey drinker, and to the opposite of amusement to the groom. One advantage of mobiles having been not yet invented.
Performance went well though. Shit happens, but weddings work out just fine.
Oh bugger. My daughter is getting married in 6 weeks. Gotta do a speech - and also stay relatively sober. That should be interesting.