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BritGAF |OT3| It's good, but it's not right.
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Jedeye Sniv
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So, back to the subject of paedophiles eh? Sometimes, I'd mistake a mature 12 year old for at least 14.
donkey show
Member
Then again its hard to tell a 14 year old from a 16 year old, Anything under 17 years of age is just fucked.
Anything under 17 = paedophile for liking childlike features in a female. Jail for life, chemical castration.
Actually that word only describes people attracted to PRE-pubescent kids, not teenagers.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
16 year old indistinguishable from 12 year olds, confirmed by KP.
GRASS ON THE TURF PLAY BALL
Afoni faps to pre teens in his wank bank confirmed
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Yeah I heard Dan Savage talk about this before and I think it's far more complex an issue than populist newspapers could ever touch on with their SICK PEDO SCUM panics. But it's weird. I work with 18 years olds and they are still kids, I couldn't imagine trying to hit on one. I need me a proper woman. Oh wait, I have one. Problem solved!
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
I don't think we have full-on thoughtcrime yet but if you tried to recreate that time you first time the girl with massive boobs in year 9 let you seem them then you could be in trouble.
Any issue is too complex for the tabloids and "great" British public frankly, but this one more than any other just gets the witch hunters foaming. The mob, the "look at him, glad it's not me" moral outrage crowd, they love a bit of judging others while secretly fancying their neighbours 15 year old daughter etc...
For me its seeing them now and I'm like i can't believe me and that chick used to fool around.
Most of my childhood fooling around chicks are way out my league these days.
I'm dying of laughter
I done it all mate, I'm talking fapping with bro's, snogging my mates sisters, all sorts of awesome times. I was a street kid though, I was always out and about with the locals
NinjaBoiX
Member
Oh man, there was just an awesome answer on pointless. It was the round where you are given a load of clues and have to find an obscure answer. She picked:
Assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in Dallas.
She said:
"JR"
:/
Alexander just cracked up. "I really thought that was going to be a right answer!"
Assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in Dallas.
She said:
"JR"
:/
Alexander just cracked up. "I really thought that was going to be a right answer!"
Just play man
NinjaBoiX
Member
OK, one more, we're all adults here. Plus, I just read the revised T&C's, I don't think we are breaking any rules by just telling bawdy jokes. My recent brush with the perma ban has me a little on edge.
WARNING: possibly offensive joke incoming!
What's better than sex with a 16 year old?
WARNING: possibly offensive joke incoming!
What's better than sex with a 16 year old?
Sex with two 8 year olds.
Happy Solstice! What are you doing to celebrate?
I'm hiding in the dark while trying to avoid the inevitable parallelogram of sunlight gracing the screen of my current nightmarish post-apocalyptic videogaming.
And once I'm done with Animal Crossing for the day I'll get back to The Last of Us.
I'm hiding in the dark while trying to avoid the inevitable parallelogram of sunlight gracing the screen of my current nightmarish post-apocalyptic videogaming.
And once I'm done with Animal Crossing for the day I'll get back to The Last of Us.
I'm drinking, blasting music and smoking fags. Pretty sad i have work tomorrow, Fucking wish i could get some bro's round and stay up late drinking shooting the shit.
Gaf will have to be my world tonight guys.
Court fine paid off and got a full wage today, Things are looking up.
Gaf will have to be my world tonight guys.
Court fine paid off and got a full wage today, Things are looking up.
Since we know afoni thinks he's living in ancient greece can we play some happy hardcore GAF ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolGIzt0ch0
Jammy gaffers, wish i had a PS.
Taking mad puffs of a cigarette looking at this picture and i gagged, FML
If you feel underwhelmed at first, keep at it. I'm hearing a lot of people felt the same about it having a very slow start.
You better damn well enjoy it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReS9s37qskI - one of my favorites... Hitting up Hardcore Underground next month in Central! Cannae wait!
Shit will be like night of the living dead with all the wide eyes and swinging jaws, Really need to hit a gig like that. All i seem to go to are rap gigs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03dJHrLdVl0
a song every with kazaa had
I've never been to anything like it - I really can't wait.
I imagine it will be like a rough nightclub without hipsters standing around drinking WKD. Everyone just going crazy. Shit does sound like a right old good time.
Looks like a warehouse lol
the feeling i men't bruv, No social barriers to worry about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fqWsuys6s
TetraxShards
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Finding it hard to believe it's the summer solstice. It's impossibly grey and drizzly here right now, it's a shame because the afternoon was lovely. Then again, Ireland.
Might start a new book tonight. I picked up a few bits in the GOG sale as well, so might install one of those and fool around for a bit. I keep forgetting to buy spacebucks so I can get D&D Chronicles of Mystara.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Yeah well my girlfriend is stuffed and on my bed!
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
I actually elled oh ell. Got me
But yes, I hope it's clear that we are joking in our lil community clubhouse.
Evilore needs to jump in with a zinger, I would be slay.
Theres a possible lurker to this thread that jumped in one time and dropped a few links to these sort of tracks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M88tYZpMYt4
I would say fuck you man lol nothing worse than that music being tainted (it was blasting when the police fucked my vibe) due to the flashing lights in my rear view when i was pished out my mind
I was well into it, please post more tracks bro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M88tYZpMYt4
I would say fuck you man lol nothing worse than that music being tainted (it was blasting when the police fucked my vibe) due to the flashing lights in my rear view when i was pished out my mind
I was well into it, please post more tracks bro
I actually elled oh ell. Got me
But yes, I hope it's clear that we are joking in our lil community clubhouse.
Evilore needs to jump in with a zinger, I would be slay.
Evilore gave me some account saving advice when i was about to post an offensive track (pmed the dude before i posted it for some advice ), Dude saved my account.
A great guy
NinjaBoiX
Member
"I can't stand it, I know you planned it,
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate,
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here,
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear,"
Edit: I'm watching a Spike Jonze DVD, (Sabotage was obviously just on) it's so good! Beastie Boys, Dino Jr, The Breeders, Weezer, The Chemical Bros, Bjork, aah, goodness! This tune has just jumped out for a certain member's delectation.
For you to bop to Kent:
Fatlip - What's Up Fatlip?
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate,
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here,
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear,"
Edit: I'm watching a Spike Jonze DVD, (Sabotage was obviously just on) it's so good! Beastie Boys, Dino Jr, The Breeders, Weezer, The Chemical Bros, Bjork, aah, goodness! This tune has just jumped out for a certain member's delectation.
For you to bop to Kent:
Fatlip - What's Up Fatlip?
How did you discover this?
1st class BSc Economics confirmed!
yo congrats.
NinjaBoiX
Member
NinjaBoiX
Member
Maybe it's the second bottle of vodka he's opened tonight.
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