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[daviyoung]

WARNING: possibly offensive joke incoming!

What's better than sex with a 16 year old?

Spoiler

Sex with two 8 year olds.

Oh come on, this is a just a version of the far superior 'what's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?'

And vodka and bolognese? What? I demand the science.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Oh man, I knew there was a better version of that gag!

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I now have new booze.

Alert level lowered.

 

[Suairyu]

How did you discover this?

I ran out of wine.

 

[Wiseblade]

I had my first day as a Barclays corporate apprentice today! I am a drain on the nation's resources no longer!

 

[Musha_Soturi]

So after work today a bunch of us went to the zoo. London Zoo do this Zoo Lates thing through June and July, no under 18's allowed and they serve alcohol.

I just got home after drinking lots of Pimms and seeing lots of cute animals, bought a crate of fosters and ordered a kebab.

Does life get any better than this? And can I really pass for a girl after all that beer and kebabness?

 

[SteveWD40]

So after work today a bunch of us went to the zoo. London Zoo do this Zoo Lates thing through June and July, no under 18's allowed and they serve alcohol.

I just got home after drinking lots of Pimms and seeing lots of cute animals, bought a crate of fosters and ordered a kebab.

Does life get any better than this? And can I really pass for a girl after all that beer and kebabness?

Nothing more feminine than a girl who is comfortable having a beer and a kebab.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Tomboys are cool, it's best of both worlds.

Hot Tomboys?

(Another stolen gif. I'm shameless.)

 

[Jordan]

I has vodkaaaa!!!!

 

[CHEEZMO™]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5WMXrB7VAvQ

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Femboys are cool, it's best of both worlds.

Fixd

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Tomboys are cool, it's best of both worlds.

Hot Tomboys?

(Another stolen gif. I'm shameless.)

Shit. Hot redhead and a tomboy. I'm going to get rohypnoled and raped by Ninja aren't I?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I like to call it a "struggle snuggle".

 

[donkey show]

So after work today a bunch of us went to the zoo. London Zoo do this Zoo Lates thing through June and July, no under 18's allowed and they serve alcohol.

I just got home after drinking lots of Pimms and seeing lots of cute animals, bought a crate of fosters and ordered a kebab.

Does life get any better than this? And can I really pass for a girl after all that beer and kebabness?

Best kind of girl (aside from Notts lass )! And yeah, you might want to put a lock and key when Ninja comes over. xD

 

[Musha_Soturi]

I like to call it a "struggle snuggle".

Actually had me snorting with laughter. Will be using that on the boy later

 

[daviyoung]

So after work today a bunch of us went to the zoo. London Zoo do this Zoo Lates thing through June and July, no under 18's allowed and they serve alcohol.

I just got home after drinking lots of Pimms and seeing lots of cute animals, bought a crate of fosters and ordered a kebab.

Does life get any better than this? And can I really pass for a girl after all that beer and kebabness?

Nice! Just got back from it too, we were too late for the gorillas and giraffes but the zoo is awesome at that time. Felt like a festival.

 

[Rubbish King]

HELLO, BRITGAF.

Apparently you've been linking to my videos and stuff. Thanks for that, you handsome devils.

I'm off to make some more. BYEEE!

Hello pal!

Please fill in the census in the OP! We're a welcoming bunch and it's always good to know eachother a little bit


also, I have just realised YOU MUST BE THE GUY WHO NARRATES HOW IT'S MADE

 

[afoni]

everyone is drunk here

i like it

 

[CHEEZMO™]

everyone is drunk here

i like it

I'm not.

Yet

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I'm high as a kite, super strong blue cheese has knocked me for six.

Watching bullshit music tv, "Whadda Man" by Salt & Pepper is on at the minute, it's pretty funky.

 

[Rubbish King]

everyone is drunk here

i like it

I'm not







and I won't be untill....my next shift

 

[Musha_Soturi]

I'm fucked and the bloke is making me watch The Deer Hunter.

I am not enjoying it.

Luckily he's going to bed so I can put what the fuck I like on and have a sneaky cig

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Paramore is on Kerrang right now - I'm thinking of you Ninja

 

[LukeTim]

Tomboys are cool, it's best of both worlds.

Hot Tomboys?

(Another stolen gif. I'm shameless.)

Man, that's such a great gif.

 

[afoni]

I'm not







and I won't be untill....my next shift

How long will that be?

 

[Rubbish King]

Daviyoung, can we go to murrica and murder that beer hater

How long will that be?

sunday, gonna destroy TLOU tomorrow, fucking day off, so excited

 

[daviyoung]

Daviyoung, can we go to murrica and murder that beer hater

LOL no, let him say his things.

I'm sure he's not from America though, he didn't know the drinking age is 21 over there. And judging by his username I'm going to guess he's Polish.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I'm fucked and the bloke is making me watch The Deer Hunter.

Boring ass movie man. What's with that hour long wedding scene at the start? Meh.

Paramore is on Kerrang right now - I'm thinking of you Ninja

gonna destroy TLOU tomorrow, fucking day off, so excited

Me too! A spot of housework, dodge into town for some clobber, go see poppa bear for his birthday (on Thursday gone, I'm a terrible son) come home, cook some nice food, knock up a few spliffs, then get cracking with TLoU.

Then next week me, you and Mike are going to clan up and go kick ass and take some names.

But for now, I have rain pitter-pattering on my window, warm fresh sheets, and the weekend to nerd the fuck out. Happy days.

Night night BritChums.

 

[bobs...onGaf]

So after work today a bunch of us went to the zoo. London Zoo do this Zoo Lates thing through June and July, no under 18's allowed and they serve alcohol.

I just got home after drinking lots of Pimms and seeing lots of cute animals, bought a crate of fosters and ordered a kebab.

Does life get any better than this? And can I really pass for a girl after all that beer and kebabness?

You must work with some pretty chilled out people, I wish the guys I worked with where that cool.

I am changing jobs soon so fingers crossed I end up somewhere that does cool shit.

 

[Mikeside]

oh god I am drunk
and stoned.
and drunk

 

[Chinner]

i feel scared guys

 

[NinjaBoiX]

i feel scared guys

Oh wow, we got new clothes guys!

Don't be scared Chin, it's all good.

I still need sleep. Laters.

 

[SteveWD40]

Mornng. Just wanted to chime in and say that "struggle snuggle" made me do a proper Sid James laugh and is now entering my vocabulary.

Going to a house warming BBQ tonight and it's fucking raining...

 

[Musha_Soturi]

This is far to early to be up on Saturday morning when you've been heavily drinking on Friday night. But I promised my sister I'd Skype her, and now she's not even answering! How rude.

 

[SteveWD40]

What...what has happened to NeoGaf?

It's looks

Spoiler

great

 

[Mr. Sam]

Skype makes me feel weird. Video-calling is for the future, for Total Recall or Aliens, not for the present.

Am I the only one who doesn't bother posting in a thread if it's grown past a couple of pages long (with obvious exceptions)?

 

[Rubbish King]

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

 

[afoni]

So this is where all that money goes.

Well spent.

 

[Rubbish King]

Am I the only one who doesn't bother posting in a thread if it's grown past a couple of pages long (with obvious exceptions)?

Yup, unless i really feel I have something to contribute

So this is where all that money goes.

Well spent.

Indeed, is mobile GAF any different?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Mobile site is all funky. Is normally use mobile exclusively.
Iii
Fix this shit Gromph!

 

[afoni]

Mobile site hasn't changed on my tablet.

That's a good thing.

 

[SKINNER!]

What...what has happened to NeoGaf?

It's looks

Spoiler

great

It does. Lovin' this new slick look.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Skype makes me feel weird. Video-calling is for the future, for Total Recall or Aliens, not for the present.

Yeah but when your family is on the other side of the planet, it's the only way of seeing them.


So what's this about Gaf? May have to turn the pc on to take a look

 

[afoni]

I use Skype for phonecalls more than I use my actual phone.

 

[TCRS]

Yeah but when your family is on the other side of the planet, it's the only way of seeing them.


So what's this about Gaf? May have to turn the pc on to take a look

new design and everything. even a new logo (which I don't like).

 

[afoni]

It's very modern web design.

 

[LukeTim]

Yeah but when your family is on the other side of the planet, it's the only way of seeing them.


So what's this about Gaf? May have to turn the pc on to take a look

Looks all sleek and new... they've even changed the logo.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

woah gais we livin in da footar. Iz weeeeeed.

ahem

Wet Saturday! You know what that means. Vidya games!! Gonna chig on with some Uncharted 3 today and maybe play a bit more State of Decay even though I played it pretty much all night yesterday. Ahh thanks British summer, now I don't feel bad about being a lazy nerd.

 

[Mikeside]

Yeah but when your family is on the other side of the planet, it's the only way of seeing them.


So what's this about Gaf? May have to turn the pc on to take a look

Can't you do a "request desktop site" on the ipad?

 

[afoni]

So what's the average age in this place? Based on avatars, Mikeside is about 23 and Musha most likely 21. Tashbrooke is probably about 16 based on the teenage angst and STIs. Hayley Williams avatars also seem pretty mid-teeny.

Am I close?