anus easily doubt many people going comment on my anus then dead testicle. Plus layer up on boxers so sitting down wont be as painful
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anus easily doubt many people going comment on my anus then dead testicle. Plus layer up on boxers so sitting down wont be as painful
holy shit, a dead testicle?? How painful would that be exactly?
Has anyone had an experience similar to this?
I was at Center Parcs recently in the rapids, and I felt what I thought was a belt brush against me. I went to grab it because, you know, someone has lost their belt. But then I realise after I've grabbed it that it was not a belt, it was actually a snake. I basically screamed loads, then my friends chased it down the rapids where it got caught in a whirlpool for a bit before crawling out the side.
The little fucker seemed to be enjoying it and I feel he must have harassed other people in a similar way. I've been very shaken by this traumatic event.
I was at Center Parcs recently in the rapids, and I felt what I thought was a belt brush against me. I went to grab it because, you know, someone has lost their belt. But then I realise after I've grabbed it that it was not a belt, it was actually a snake. I basically screamed loads, then my friends chased it down the rapids where it got caught in a whirlpool for a bit before crawling out the side.
The little fucker seemed to be enjoying it and I feel he must have harassed other people in a similar way. I've been very shaken by this traumatic event.
donkey show
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I dunno, prolapse just assumes eternal shame to me for some reason.
I've had a hematoma on one of my nuts after getting kicked there in Taekwondo and that hurt a fuckton. I can only assume it's 10x worse, but you can at least get it removed.
Deaf Spacker
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What the fuck?
holy fuck. Did you get a good look to guess what kind of snake it was?
I love snakes but that would scare the bejeezus out of me
Hm ok. was a bit worried about a similar symptom I experienced last week and today but the pain wasn't too incredible so I think I'm ok.
Which Center Parcs?
Whereabouts did it get out of the pool?
That snake sounds fucking cool.
I know.
Pretty sure it was a grass snake. Or an adder. But almost certainly a grass snake. Yeah I used to be okay with snakes, not so much now.
Longleat, you know that whirlpool right after the first longish slide? He slithered off into the bushes by that. He was a pretty good swimmer, he had his little head above the water darting from side to side.
Little Old Man
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Fuck Nintendo and Virgin Media. Found out how to make a guest network which would use WEP so I could finally take my DSi online. Except VM no longer allow you to do that, but they do allow an unsecured guest network. I mean come on!
Hahaha that's awesome.
Hahaha that's awesome.
Doesn't stop me being a pussy though.
show me your skeleton
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god damnit, here i am indoors whilst mark cerny & shuhei yoshida are less than ten minutes down the road. bah!
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
So Royal Mail is being sold on the LSE.
Even with what I've heard about the state of service ("it's shit") it's hard for an outsider to tell if this is good or bad. I will tell you what though: only a matter of time before it happens to the United States Postal Service. I'm not generally a proponent of privatization. I know there people who consider it progress in many forms but I strongly disagree; some things should definitely not be privatized, for example the United States prison system...
Even with what I've heard about the state of service ("it's shit") it's hard for an outsider to tell if this is good or bad. I will tell you what though: only a matter of time before it happens to the United States Postal Service. I'm not generally a proponent of privatization. I know there people who consider it progress in many forms but I strongly disagree; some things should definitely not be privatized, for example the United States prison system...
Musha_Soturi
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Having such a shitty day in work Gaf. Anyone wanna try cheering me up?
NinjaBoiX
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Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Right but it still means in the main becoming a for-profit venture. Some seem to think this is a positive change given that it will inspire employees (who are being offered discounted shares at the start) to work harder. Other people think it could mean trouble for price problems with market fluctuation.
Only a few days until Cavershamfest. Would it cheer you up if you go shopping for dat moustache disguise?
Do that.
Musha_Soturi
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So far hystzen is winning but only because of the awesome bewbs in the first pic.
Musha_Soturi
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(Of course Ninja wins really but I can't be seen to be showing favouritism)
Deaf Spacker
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The fire alarm went off at work so I had to wait in the stairwell because I'm a disabled employee, luckily I didn't burn alive.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Wow that's fucked up. What's the actual plan in the event of an emergency? If you really just get left there, that'd be lawsuit worthy over here. In an actual emergency I wouldn't hesitate to shimmy down the stairs. Few bruises or a broken bone > burning alive.
NinjaBoiX
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Deaf Spacker
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Trust me, if there's a real fire I'm getting down the stairs with or without assistance.
In an actual emergency, the fire marshals tell the firemen where the disabled employees are waiting and they are then meant to enter the building, find the employees and escort/help them out.
Musha_Soturi
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Are you good now? Are we happy Musha?
Slightly better thank you <3
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Musha_Soturi
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This is now the only thing that will cheer me up.
Post it or I will be forever miserable
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I no longer want to do the OT, so it's up for grabs
mike im saving it for a rainy day, the day will come
but alas not yet.
Sadly, i dont have time to go through all the files (blackmail) to find a suitable excerpt, but let it be known I will post some soon, you now have that too look forward to
mike im saving it for a rainy day, the day will come
but alas not yet.
Sadly, i dont have time to go through all the files (blackmail) to find a suitable excerpt, but let it be known I will post some soon, you now have that too look forward to
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Jedeye Sniv
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CyclopsRock
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Speaking of it, I love Center Parcs so so much.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
I feel like decent poetry and writing in general is only achieved when you are depressed. I hardly write at all these days but I used to write a ton when I was younger. Some of it was angst-y bullshit but some of it I actually re-read and am impressed with to the point of thinking "wow why can't I be that creative now?" I blame relationships and jobs and classes getting in the way. Too busy to really explore the depth of my soul and contemplate our limited existence, innit.
I think you are giving IAmEmoside a bit too much credit here
Bro, you wanna throw down?
We can throw down right here, motherfucker.
Actually, I don't have much of a leg to stand on. There's lyrics to a track with the brilliantly un-emo title "this is a pen & you are a stabbable object"
I am shamed.
I can't think of a single thing I've written that I haven't hated when I've looked back months later, other than a couple of paragraphs here and there for various book ideas. Any poetry or lyrics I've done just make me cringe (that referenced above is probably the worst). I'm pretty sure recent stuff will make me cringe just as much in 6 months time.
Musha_Soturi
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I completely agree. I wrote so many songs through my teens, now I barely write any at all.
I need inspiration. Quick, someone break my heart!
Deaf Spacker
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I don't wait in the waiting area alone, I always have to wait with a work colleague but I can see what you mean.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
That's good, at least you'd have a companion in the event of a catastrophe. I was imagining you just sitting there alone and getting angry.
As much as I hate to encourage the nausea-inducing trend, this is like a giant NinjaboiX bat signal.
unicorns aren't real
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