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BritGAF |OT3| It's good, but it's not right.

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NinjaBoiX

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Fuck yeah it's Friday! Not a cloud in the sky, no apprentice today, and a sneaky plan to fuck off home ASAP and enjoy the sun.

Street Life - Randy Crawford
Aww yiss, feel good tuneage!

Musha, I'll book us up for the doorknob and doily museum in September, I had no idea you liked that shit. Nah, to be fair, there are that many of them, there is bound to be something interesting. And that comtempary art museum could be sweet.

SmokeyDave, things to see and do in Nottingham, recommendations please!
 

Reknoc

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Fuck yeah it's Friday! Not a cloud in the sky, no apprentice today, and a sneaky plan to fuck off home ASAP and enjoy the sun.

Street Life - Randy Crawford
Aww yiss, feel good tuneage!

Musha, I'll book us up for the doorknob and doily museum in September, I had no idea you liked that shit. Nah, to be fair, there are that many of them, there is bound to be something interesting. And that comtempary art museum could be sweet.

SmokeyDave, things to see and do in Nottingham, recommendations please!

The castle is the obvious choice. Guess you could also check the beach out if its still there.

I went to the contemporary art gallery once but I didn't get it.
 

NinjaBoiX

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The castle is the obvious choice. Guess you could also check the beach out if its still there.

I went to the contemporary art gallery once but I didn't get it.
Yeah, I thought the castle looked kind of sweet. I thought it would bore Musha to tears though, so I didn't mention it.

On a similar note, I just saw this in the shopping centre:
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What a glorious fucking machine! (its just a huge Airfix kit unfortunately, but still.)
 

NinjaBoiX

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fuck work today
My thoughts exactly Mike. I'm currently walking a sneaky route back home after parking the van up on site. I'll come back for it this afternoon. It's awesome working on your doorstep!
What?? You remember I'm from Wales right, we have shit loads of castles and I fucking love them! You really don't know me yet do you...
Well that's why I thought you'd be bored! You know, "I've seen it all before" kind of thing. Well that, and you describing that trip to the "boring old fort" last weekend.

You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma Musha, I feel I may never truly know you.

Edit: weekend plans, go see the olds, have a BBQ, watch the F1, head into Newcastle on Sat, play some TLoU.
 

Reknoc

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I don't think our castle could compare to your fancy pants welsh castles. Good picanic spot though, if that's you're thing.

weekend plans britgaf?
I'm doing some private work tomorrow. I feel like I made plans for Sunday but I have no fucking idea what they were... uh oh

Gotta go into town and get a birthday present for my mum.

Thankfully she has one of those pandora things, so I don't have to think particularly hard about it. Might get her the supernatural anime as a joke present.
 
Well that's why I thought you'd be bored! You know, "I've seen it all before" kind of thing. Well that, and you describing that trip to the "boring old fort" last weekend.

You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma Musha, I feel I may never truly know you.

Ok well your reasoning makes sense, I can see why you would have though that.

And we never did go to the boring old fort, thankfully. The bloke has a tendancy to over exaggerate and it was probably just some crappy building, hence the lack of enthusiasm.

So for the record, I love proper castles.

Don't worry, you'll get there :)
 
Weekend plans? Bit of work on my freelance project so coding coding coding, aaand getting alcohol and watching the Opening Ceremony repeat on Saturday night when it's on.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Weekend plans = Weed, Netflix, Small amount of beers, plenty of munches and a takeaway menu within hands reach.
 

Jordan

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Weekend plans - going out on the piss tonight. Hopefully, I can make it through the night - I don't hit on the bar lady who has a boyfriend and I'm nice to all my friends. Saturday I will probably be nursing a hangover but I will go gym and do some cardio shit or swimming (depends what I do today) then Sunday I will be tidying up my house, packing up all my mates stuff and taking it back to his house in the evening and then going to sleep ready for work. Gonna be interesting waking up at 5.45 without parents to nudge me saying oi you need to get the fuck out of bed. I'm thinking about 5 alarms.
 

3Sixty

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Yeah, I thought the castle looked kind of sweet. I thought it would bore Musha to tears though, so I didn't mention it.

On a similar note, I just saw this in the shopping centre:
O6keOMv.jpg

What a glorious fucking machine! (its just a huge Airfix kit unfortunately, but still.)

Ah the spitfire

Pride of Southampton.
 

NinjaBoiX

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Ah the spitfire

Pride of Southampton.
A gorgeous machine man, just look at that design.


Goddamn, shop assistants can be dumb as fuck:

"Three packets of king size red Rizla please."

*stares blankly at two red Rizla boxes, one clearly much larger than the other, with King Size printed on the side*

(hands me the normal ones)"These ones?"


I just shook my head. Yes love, out of those two packets, the smaller one is the king size.


Fuck me, pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
 

Mikeside

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tash. I just remembered the conversation we had the other night. I called you to back me up dickwad. On the plus side my friends now think you're a legend and want to go out drinking with you. fancy a night out in reading? You can crash at my place.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
you haven't been sending them crack have you?

Why would i post crack ? I'm sure mike or tash could buy a few grams of coke and some baking soda and cook a batch of crack on there own.

Unrelated but damn someone removed me on facebook and now i wish ill health on them!
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Ugh....double shift..not feelin' it today

tash. I just remembered the conversation we had the other night. I called you to back me up dickwad. On the plus side my friends now think you're a legend and want to go out drinking with you. fancy a night out in reading? You can crash at my place.

perrrhaps


dunno when though
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
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Just out of the jacobstown barbers guys sporting a new look. My guy can't become any cooler.
 

Jordan

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So Monday I had my eyes tested and may or may not have checked out my optician a few times. Come back today for a contact lens trial and she remembered me and had a quick short conversation with me. Always good to put a smile on me especially thinking of how many people she has probably seen since Monday, this shop is normally packed.
 

NinjaBoiX

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So Monday I had my eyes tested and may or may not have checked out my optician a few times. Come back today for a contact lens trial and she remembered me and had a quick short conversation with me. Always good to put a smile on me especially thinking of how many people she has probably seen since Monday, this shop is normally packed.
My optician is absolutely gorgeous, goddamn. When she turns the light off to start the examination and leans right in with her eye torch thingy, speaking all softly, "that's good, now look back at me".

"Oh, uh OK." Hnnggg.
 
There is a university nearby afterall but clearly he didn't know what he was talking about. Once spoke to two students who were taking Middle Eastern studies in Edinburgh University and THEY knew what they were talking about. Actually surprised me that they were talking about it so openly in a public place consideirng how touchy ME politics can be.




Wouldn't surprise me if he was anti-corporation (lol at him drinking at Starbucks). It was more to do with foreign countries. Dude had a crowd around him and he was lecturing about EU immigration, Russia post-communism and how a drunk (yeltsin) saved the country, some shit about Kazakhstan being a dangerous place and then topped it all off with wowing his audience (a chick and some other guy) about how brutal North Korea is. If he was a poli-science major then I'm soooo taking that course because clearly he got his degree from watching VICE documentaries.

EDIT: Put it this way, the inebriated politics chat myself and dapperbandit had with some random french dude on the bus was more in-depth in this guy's rambling.

Oh god.

This is my worst habit, I get drunk and start talking about contraversial stuff. If I remember rightly I was asking that french guy about how strong the Fronte Nationale was and what he thinks about post-colonial immigration.
 
Oh god.

This is my worst habit, I get drunk and start talking about contraversial stuff. If I remember rightly I was asking that french guy about how strong the Fronte Nationale was and what he thinks about post-colonial immigration.

Was this taking place whilst my head was in Ninja's crotch?
 
weekend plans britgaf?

Tommorow I get on a train to Glasgow, then travel to the edge of civilization and catch a ferry, which will take me into the savage wilderness that is the Scottish Hebrides. I will make landing on the desolate Isle of Harris, whereupon my brother shall guide me to his humble cottage. There I shall stay for a week, shivering in the cold and flinching as his Canadian girlfriend cries "awesome!" again and again.
 

NinjaBoiX

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Was this taking place whilst my head was in Ninja's crotch?

Funny, I don't remember that!

I remember the seedy guys sitting to my left making no apologies for simply sitting staring at Musha's ass. After about 20 minutes of this, I reprimanded one of them when he literally started making sex noises and pretty much drooling. I looked disapprovingly at him and said, "Really dude?"

It is London, he may of pulled a knife for all I know! But he just looked a bit sheepish and turned to stare out of the window, lol.
 
Funny, I don't remember that!

I remember the seedy guys sitting to my left making no apologies for simply sitting staring at Musha's ass. After about 20 minutes of this, I reprimanded one of them when he literally started making sex noises and pretty much drooling. I looked disapprovingly at him and said, "Really dude?"

It is London, he may of pulled a knife for all I know! But he just looked a bit sheepish and turned to stare out of the window, lol.

I was lying on you for the majority of the bus journey dude.

Aww you defended my honour! My hero <3
 

NinjaBoiX

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I was lying on you for the majority of the bus journey dude.

Aww you defended my honour! My hero <3
It was just embarrassing more than anything! He seemed to be seconds away from whipping it out and beating one off.

I really didn't want to see that!

It was just depressingly seedy, I could take no more 40 year old man moaning and groaning. So creepy...
 
It was just embarrassing more than anything! He seemed to be seconds away from whipping it out and beating one off.

I really didn't want to see that!

It was just depressingly seedy, I could take no more 40 year old man moaning and groaning. So creepy...

What can I say, it's a good ass.

And stop being so coy and accept your hero status!
 

SKINNER!

Banned
Oh god.

This is my worst habit, I get drunk and start talking about contraversial stuff. If I remember rightly I was asking that french guy about how strong the Fronte Nationale was and what he thinks about post-colonial immigration.

I thought we did very well and he was extremely friendly. He did say something about London being more open and friendly compared to Paris. Nah, it was one big sensible happy chat. No animosity in the air IMO.

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell.
And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more!
it's okay boy cause you know we'll be go friends and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer!


World's End and Wolverine for me tonight. Greek food with a work colleague tomorrow evening. Need to tidy up the flat at some tomorrow too...or Sunday. Have an "awesome!!" weekend everyone.
sorry dapper
 

SKINNER!

Banned
can I officiate the wedding guys

Tash can be the DJ

Parachute for Gordo = wedding band. Accept no substitutes. Speakin' of which, I'll be rocking the Gordo shirt around the streets of Glasgow today.

Are Reel Big Fish cool? I have their live album which is good but never know if that's socially acceptable

Britgaf was shittin' on Ska punk earlier in the thread but I go by what my special meter says and it reads...

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SteveWD40

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My optician is absolutely gorgeous, goddamn. When she turns the light off to start the examination and leans right in with her eye torch thingy, speaking all softly, "that's good, now look back at me".

"Oh, uh OK." Hnnggg.

One better: my Dr is cute as fuck, considering faking some kind of erectional disorder, cos if porn has taught me anything it's that the minute she sees she "cured" me her only reaction will be to slide down my firemans pole.



Probably.
 
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