I have snapchat. Add me. bitch.
Not compatible with my phone.
I'm planning on getting a new phone soon though, so maybe then you will get to see pictures of shit I take.
Or maybe even picture of shits I take.
I have snapchat. Add me. bitch.
I'm exactly the same, I have to drink a pint of water when I swallow a pill.
Is one what? Are we going for a drink before you leave?
Beautifully said
sounds like musha is the dominant one in the ass play
it's not all fun and games when she starts anally fisting you
What if it is, I donno, Wario Ware Shove It Up Yo Ass game?it's not all fun and games when she starts anally fisting you
What if it is, I donno, Wario Ware Shove It Up Yo Ass game?
CHEEZMO;86055850 said:
mike'll be getting anally fisted if he doesn't get some sex soon
rip mike's anus
Just got back from seeing Chvrches live, they were amazing. Highlight of an otherwise really shit day.
Eminem fans/slaters - Here is the new song:
http://youtu.be/S7cQ3b0iqLo
I'm just listening to it now, it seems to flow well but the lyrics just aren't getting to me.
Whatsapp group.
For sure. Still got a month left! Will take a look at the diary and let you know.
it was very cold in the night, i awoke this morning wearing traackies and two jumpers in bed
i think i shall have beans on tost for breakfast with some sausages
Can somebody explain to me how to get whatsapp on a UK iphone/pad? I can't bloody well find it. Now I know how old people feel, confused and angry at the pace of change around them.
Can somebody explain to me how to get whatsapp on a UK iphone/pad? I can't bloody well find it. Now I know how old people feel, confused and angry at the pace of change around them.
I think it's phone only as IIRC it uses your telephone number as a unique identifier.
Just got back from seeing Chvrches live, they were amazing. Highlight of an otherwise really shit day.
I'm not feeling it at all ;( It's just to random for me and i can't make out the wannabe busta rhymes fast spitting.
i think i shall have beans on tost for breakfast with some sausages
WhatsApp's website said:Because WhatsApp Messenger uses the same internet data plan that you use for email and web browsing, there is no cost to message and stay in touch with your friends.
I'm letting her off the hook by counting the stripper incident. (I'm pretty sure Ninja would hunt me down)
I'djoin the whatsapp thing but I only have Mike and Dean's numbers and besides, I'm not sure you guys are cool enough
get snapchat instead and send them pictures of your pets
That's a funny way to spellpenis gonadsanus
That's a funny way to spellpenis gonadsanus
I dunno about you, but I'm not overly cool about seeing cocks, sacks or bumholes on my phone screen.
I prefer sexting.
I just joined both what'sapp and snapchat (NinjaBoiX on both). I'm so jaded, I can't even be arsed to piss in the wind anymore. But I have no idea what I'm doing, it's just a list of names. Most of which say, "last updated 54 days ago", lol.I'djoin the whatsapp thing but I only have Mike and Dean's numbers and besides, I'm not sure you guys are cool enough
Don't they both kind of serve the same purpose?get snapchat instead and send them pictures of your pets
I dunno about you, but I'm not overly cool about seeing cocks, sacks or bumholes on my phone screen.
I prefer sexting.
personally, I feel disappointed if my phone screen doesn't show genitals at least once a day. Seems like a wasted opportunity.
yeah but, man, it's like if you're living with someone and they just sit up and go
"brb havin a poo"
or when you did a poo
"did you do a poo?"
you just don't do it man
I forgot to bring my lunch and I have no money.
Fuck.
This.
Shit.
I forgot to bring my lunch and I have no money.
Fuck.
This.
Shit.
yeah but, man, it's like if you're living with someone and they just sit up and go
"brb havin a poo"
or when you did a poo
"did you do a poo?"
you just don't do it man
my housemates got quite into that while I was at uni.
I'd get texts during lectures from a housemate describing a poo he'd just taken in the style of a wine connoisseur. I'd use film titles to describe mine, "Deep Impact" "There Will Be Blood" "Slither" and so on
Oh yes. I've just searched for 'shitting' on my Facebook conversation with one of my housemates and it says "Show 360 more results" and there's 200 more for 'poop'. Not even known her a year and this doesn't include text messages such as a panicked text saying 'O GOD HASNEY I JUST BLOCKED THE TOILET AT WORK AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT WAS ME O GOD'
Was quite proud of her making a spear out of toilet paper to unblock it. I told her she should walk out of the toilet proudly, spear in hand and twirl it over her head like Cloud in FF7 while humming the FF battle win music, but she was worried it might fly little poop nuggets over anyone who passed by.
I forgot to bring my lunch and I have no money.
Fuck.
This.
Shit.