I remember my first time. I actually accidentally discovered it.
lol, what was it like?
Will you be buying GUNCRAFT when you get in bro ?
Tashbrooke is the new brit gaf mafia boss.
Fetch me my fedora
Too tired, will save it for the next time we meet xox
What is this Guncraft? I've heard a load of people talking about it. You make guns I guess?
Tash, that post was wholly insufficient given the subject matter. Please elaborate.
Sorry, i was interrupted by my colleague messaging me saying my boss had just text him this
My boss was pretty fucking angry said:
Tom and Charlie I need to see both of you with an explanation of why I have just has to explain to a local of the *Pub* why you were both organise shouting at a stupid time this morning ?! If you want to continue working for me or living in one of my pubs you need to get to me ASAP with an explanation and grow up and take the responsibility you have been given seriously !
Naturally I shit my fucking pants; on the way home from the strip club I had walked along Albert Road to get home (it's a long road with some of the best pubs+clubs in Southsea) on that road is a pub which Charlie works in (I work in the other two my boss owns) and after finishing a load of chips i had to crash on the bench outside said pub.
Now I was seriously hammered and there wasn't really anything wrong with the area as it was well lit and the bench was comfy... so for about 20 minutes I slept (drunk time, so a few hours really) Only to be woken by the sound of one of my friends girlish laughs, so I got up and turned around to see my two friends who I had lost previously and so we were pretty fucking happy to be reunited.
We sat on the bench outside the pub for 5-10 minutes talking fairly loudly and we got a bit excitable, there was some shouting and a few jokes exchanged but we moved on slowly down the road just being fairly annoying and loud having wrestling matches and chats about the strippers (around 4ish)
Get in around 5am and die, wake up around 12 and I get that message
go in with my partner in crime and we get a bollocking, you'd think we'd done nothing wrong! Not in uniform, off the clock and we caused a nuisance down the street so whatever!
WRONG
A local who lives across the street recognised charlie, called the police to complain and my boss got told about, now as you may or may not know:
A pub is responsible for all noise created on the premises/forecourt regardless of whether it is open or not at the time, so me and charlie went in thinking we were all fine and fucking dandy only to have a bomb dropped on us that licensing are angry and are going to have to sit down with my boss after having 2 incidents in two days. Although it's probably fine, he could potentially lose the pub as the tenancys on a probationary period (he hasn't owned it for long)
I've fucked up at work before but holy fuckballs that sucked, in the end we explained the situation and he got that we were truly sorry but MAAAAYN that fucking SUCKED, i hate letting down my boss as he's a proper role model for me
But yeah, just needed to get that off my chest
TL;DR Got hammered and on the way home we stopped outside my boss' pub, made loads of noise and got bollocked for it the following morning before work.