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Nobody would fit in. HAH.
Musha_Soturi
Member
ok guys, update on the Secret Santa.
I still have a couple of people to get back to me, but on the whole they've all been sent. Some have been/are being sent late, some were sent over a week ago but haven't arrived yet so there are probably going to be postal issues as well. All in all just please be patient, it may be that your gift arrives after Christmas, but you will get it.
I still have a couple of people to get back to me, but on the whole they've all been sent. Some have been/are being sent late, some were sent over a week ago but haven't arrived yet so there are probably going to be postal issues as well. All in all just please be patient, it may be that your gift arrives after Christmas, but you will get it.
dapperbandit
Banned
Speaking of crushes, I have a slightly controversial one.
I have the hots for Bashar al-Assad's wife.
Say what you like about the man, but he has good taste.
10/10
I have the hots for Bashar al-Assad's wife.
Say what you like about the man, but he has good taste.
10/10
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
What are you trying to say? Chinese girls aren't usually cute? I guess someone had to take up the racist banner since Coldman is banned.CHEEZMO;93893723 said:
Are you sure it wasn't Meadows fiance?
Thanks for taking the initiate and getting it sorted, Musha.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I think the worst part is, I regularly tell her these things and she loves it, a guy she was seeing was in the pub the other day and maybe I should've tone it down, he was very quick to make it official the following day
hehe
I scare him
and he has a much bigger dick than me too ¯\_(ツ
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Go for it afoni, I've liked this girl for years and the other day I made a thread about it, well GUESS WHO'S SEEING HER IN A FEW WEEKS
BOOYAH
hehe
I scare him
and he has a much bigger dick than me too ¯\_(ツ
_/¯Go for it afoni, I've liked this girl for years and the other day I made a thread about it, well GUESS WHO'S SEEING HER IN A FEW WEEKS
BOOYAH
dapperbandit
Banned
I've heard this before but how did Hot Coldman get this reputation for racism?
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
I missed an excellent opportunity for a ringmaster joke?
Oh.
Hehehe!
So, The Walking Dead Season 2 - Episode One is released very shortly. I feel like I've only just got my manhood back from the first fucking season tearing out my heart strings and making me want to go kill all of the fucking zombies who ruined my life. I am sat here, fidgeting so badly like a bored child, I cannot sit fucking still. I haven't been this excited for a game in a very long time.
Childhood, welcome back.
I also need to begin to think about my actions, there are more and more games appearing on Steam that I am sitting here thinking "Yeah, that looks good... Oh, it's only £10? Awesome" and then buying it... I don't have a decent disposable income, I can't keep randomly buying myself games that are just racking up. I'm quite shocked that I haven't got more already, but with the Steam Christmas Sale (the only excitable thing about Christmas for me) coming up, I am going to need a real good amount of self control.
Childhood, welcome back.
I also need to begin to think about my actions, there are more and more games appearing on Steam that I am sitting here thinking "Yeah, that looks good... Oh, it's only £10? Awesome" and then buying it... I don't have a decent disposable income, I can't keep randomly buying myself games that are just racking up. I'm quite shocked that I haven't got more already, but with the Steam Christmas Sale (the only excitable thing about Christmas for me) coming up, I am going to need a real good amount of self control.
Thanks! I'm here all night (literally. I'll be lucky to leave the office today) .
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
You should play Katawa Shoujo
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
During a smoking break today I was listening to the office ladies discuss Christmas type stuff they've been up to. One ladies' daughter had forked out £6 quid for the granddaughter to take a sleigh ride (with real huskies!). The sleigh turned out to be nothing more than a simple wheelchair, although the huskies were real. Idiotically, I chimed in and said if you push your granddaughter off a balcony, you can probably get a wheelchair free.
Accusing stares. Shaking of heads. Someone said "You're a father." Although i'm kind of proud fatherhood hasn't changed me much, it's sobering to think that I come across about as well in the real world as I do in internet land
Windows are there for a reason. Shout "FIRE!" and take the plunge. You might get a free wheelchair if you're lucky.
Accusing stares. Shaking of heads. Someone said "You're a father." Although i'm kind of proud fatherhood hasn't changed me much, it's sobering to think that I come across about as well in the real world as I do in internet land
Windows are there for a reason. Shout "FIRE!" and take the plunge. You might get a free wheelchair if you're lucky.
During a smoking break today I was listening to the office ladies discuss Christmas type stuff they've been up to. One ladies' daughter had forked out £6 quid for the granddaughter to take a sleigh ride (with real huskies!). The sleigh turned out to be nothing more than a simple wheelchair, although the huskies were real. Idiotically, I chimed in and said if you push your granddaughter off a balcony, you can probably get a wheelchair free.
Accusing stares. Shaking of heads. Someone said "You're a father." Although i'm kind of proud fatherhood hasn't changed me much, it's sobering to think that I come across about as well in the real world as I do in internet land
Windows are there for a reason. Shout "FIRE!" and take the plunge. You might get a free wheelchair if you're lucky.
Free wheelchairs! Amazing.
I work in an office tower. Our windows don't open. One time, a fly got in. I really admired the little devil. What good work! Bet it had the pick of our leftover cake.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
such tenacity
much reward
(Did I do that right?)
Although I would like it noted that I never said anything about opening windows. That's sissy talk where I come from.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
I hope you didn't spoil any endings.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
I think we all prefer our adult themed stuff to happen in person, J.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
It's okay; not everyone has the constitution to endure the sheer emotional termoil that results from playing the independent 4chan-produced visual novel 'Katawa Shoujo'.
Hahaha! I have an image of people walking through walls too. "Doors? Psch! Doors are for sissies!"
dapperbandit
Banned
Just had some carol singers round. Nobody else was in. I only had a tenner. I gave it to them. I feel like I've been raped. Fot ten quid I should have got my dick sucked but they were a bit young. Fuck these people and their emotional manipulation, fuck them to death I hope they get burgled this Christmas.
not many people have knowledge of how to spell 'turmoil' either apparently
the game is a weird mixture of good and terrible writing
i think each route was written by a different person
rin/lily are gr8 tier and emi is ok tier and shizune is shit tier.
hanako was just written by a person who couldn't think of a synonym for grimace and used the word about 1000 fucking times and she was psychologically scarred and there was no real resolution until THE MAIN CHARACTER HUGGED HER AND SAID HE UNDERSTOOD OMG
i guess it's worth playing to experience an eroge if you're interested but otherwise avoid it
the game is a weird mixture of good and terrible writing
i think each route was written by a different person
rin/lily are gr8 tier and emi is ok tier and shizune is shit tier.
hanako was just written by a person who couldn't think of a synonym for grimace and used the word about 1000 fucking times and she was psychologically scarred and there was no real resolution until THE MAIN CHARACTER HUGGED HER AND SAID HE UNDERSTOOD OMG
i guess it's worth playing to experience an eroge if you're interested but otherwise avoid it
Speaking of crushes, I have a slightly controversial one.
I have the hots for Bashar al-Assad's wife.
Say what you like about the man, but he has good taste.
10/10
That's that chinless wonders wife?
Clucking Bell, I would smang that like the fist of an angry Allah.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Haha! That's the Jim Slade school of entering a room. Look at him go!
Note to self: never put Jim Slade Gif into Google again. Ever.
As possibly the closest thing to a Muslim here, I heartily endorse this simile.
Haha! That's the Jim Slade school of entering a room. Look at him go!
Note to self: never put Jim Slade Gif into Google again. Ever.
Big Jim Slade!
I truly have found my spiritual home.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
I like this one. Can we keep her?
Deaf Spacker
Memb
Are you insane? I usually close the door on them or mutter something about not hearing them before wandering off.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Lol at Screaming meats granny gag, and daps, they saw you coming mate. Wrap a strap to your bongos and go do some freestyle carol singing yourself, seems pretty lucrative around your way.
Sploatee seems like loads of fun.
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Sploatee seems like loads of fun.
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Haha, see?
JonathanEx
Member
http://www.itv.com/news/anglia/update/2013-12-17/ed-sheeran-and-taylor-swift-in-suffolk/
Hahahaha. That's the pub I go to in Suffolk! ahahahahah.
Hahahaha. That's the pub I go to in Suffolk! ahahahahah.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
IT'S SIMPLY TOO MANLY
Speaking of crushes, I have a slightly controversial one.
I have the hots for Bashar al-Assad's wife.
Say what you like about the man, but he has good taste.
10/10
Ain't got shit on Queen Rania of Jordan guys. Amateurs!
I hope this post doesn't come back to haunt me if I ever decide to travel to Jordan
dapperbandit
Banned
Sorry Shorty, the first lady of Syria wins it for me.
And she has a British accent.
And she has a British accent.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
We're done you guys. Fuckin' done. Never thought I'd fall out with dapper and afoni over something as frivolous as forbidden Middle Eastern fruit but it has just happened.
CHEEZMO™;93905419 said:
Ouch, Desmond Tutu can't take that rejection. He maaaaad.
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