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[CHEEZMO™]

tell us about her rich

 

[Little Old Man]

Tried to buy some games on Steam...and I just couldn't let myself do it. Though I might have realised that I was only seeking to buy them today to get the trading cards....

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I'm liking Pure Heroine Jordan. Tennis Court, 400 Lux, White Teeth Teens and A World Alone are particularly good.

Stealth UK pride thread

I get 29 days plus my birthday off. If we've had a good year we sometimes get a few extra at Christmas, didn't get any this year though.

I also work flexi-time on a 36 hour contract, so there is plenty of scope to get a few extra flexi days off a month. The working conditions at my place are crazy good, it's the only reason I've stayed there as long as I have.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

I get 20 days a year. Something's amiss.

The 28 minimum is including bank holidays, so really the minimum is 20. I get 25, so including bank holidays I get 33. Also get 25 paid sick days.

 

[Jackben]

I get 14.

No wonder it takes ages for you lot to do anything, you're always fucked off from work.

 

[Rich!]

tell us about her rich

Tatooed, slender and sexy.

And single!

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Nice. Tats <3

 

[Jackben]

Tats aren't always a plus. They've gotta be done right. We'll need pictures to verify.

 

[Rich!]

And a clit piercing, as she told me the other day.

Apparently I cant see it yet.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I love piercings but that's a negatory, Iceman.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

And a clit piercing, as she told me the other day.

Apparently I cant see it yet.

I love piercings but that's a negatory, Iceman.

Yeah, got to agree. Piercings are hot, but fuck genital piercings. Tongue studs too, what's the deal with that?

"It's a sex thing, helps fellatio."

 

[Rubbish King]

Yeah, got to agree. Piercings are hot, but fuck genital piercings. Tongue studs too, what's the deal with that?

"It's a sex thing, helps fellatio."

tongue piercings can be great when receiving a blowjob

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Welcome to BritGAF.

 

[Son Of D]

tongue piercings can be great when receiving a blowjob

Personally I disagree on that. Was uncomfortable for me

Welcome to BritGAF.

I feel as if we need some sort of BritGAF gif, like that "NeoGAF" gif that gets posted often.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

tongue piercings can be great when receiving a blowjob

That's what fellatio means, it's the accepted term like cunnilingus.

I always hated "cunnilingus" as a word, it sounds like a disease or something. "Fellatio" is cool though, it sounds like something a wiseguy would say.

I dunno though, the whole point of a blowjob seems lost when you throw this sharp metallic object into the mix. You just get this jabbing pain every few seconds, I just didn't get it.

 

[JonathanEx]

I always hated "cunnilingus" as a word, it sounds like a disease or something. "Fellatio" is cool though, it sounds like something a wiseguy would say.

The benefit of cunnilingus is for the pun cunning linguist.

 

[afoni]

Personally I disagree on that. Was uncomfortable for me



I feel as if we need some sort of BritGAF gif, like that "NeoGAF" gif that gets posted often.

It could be a jpg and just be a picture of Tash pissed and getting a dick wiped off of his face.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

I feel as if we need some sort of BritGAF gif, like that "NeoGAF" gif that gets posted often.

We already have one. Jedeye dancing gif.

 

[Symphonia]

Tongue piercings can be great when receiving a blowjob.

Agreed, especially when they have a vibrating tongue stud. Fuck, that shit is the greatest feeling in the world.

 

[Jordan]

So, I picked up DayZ today after spending three hours watching streams of the damn game. It's a pretty fun game when you have gear. I found a gun, but the gun had no ammo, no magazine - it purely was just a gun.

Didn't really think about this at the point when I'm aiming it at someone telling them over the microphone to get on the ground and drop their backpack, to which I hear back a laughing and an axe coming hurling towards me. Managed to kill the fucker and the bag was empty, but still - that was dumb by me.

 

[Rubbish King]

Personally I disagree on that. Was uncomfortable for me



I feel as if we need some sort of BritGAF gif, like that "NeoGAF" gif that gets posted often.

Were you giving or receiving doe

That's what fellatio means, it's the accepted term like cunnilingus.

I always hated "cunnilingus" as a word, it sounds like a disease or something. "Fellatio" is cool though, it sounds like something a wiseguy would say.

I dunno though, the whole point of a blowjob seems lost when you throw this sharp metallic object into the mix. You just get this jabbing pain every few seconds, I just didn't get it.

It's like a little bar that if done correctly can massage your bellend

We already have one. Jedeye dancing gif.

Agreed, especially when they have a vibrating tongue stud. Fuck, that shit is the greatest feeling in the world.

Never had that, lucky bastard

So, I picked up DayZ today after spending three hours watching streams of the damn game. It's a pretty fun game when you have gear. I found a gun, but the gun had no ammo, no magazine - it purely was just a gun.

Didn't really think about this at the point when I'm aiming it at someone telling them over the microphone to get on the ground and drop their backpack, to which I hear back a laughing and an axe coming hurling towards me. Managed to kill the fucker and the bag was empty, but still - that was dumb by me.

I'm quite annoyed they're selling it when it's in alpha, I played it as a mod to Arma 2 with a friend and it was amazing, is this new one a standalone?

 

[Symphonia]

Never had that, lucky bastard.

Only had the one girl with one, and she was the love of my life. Like, not in the way you guys always assume of me, but literally the love of my life. She was perfect in every way. Smart, funny, gorgeous and just...yeah. Complete rock chick. I still fucking miss her, mane.

 

[Rubbish King]

Only had the one girl with one, and she was the love of my life. Like, not in the way you guys always assume of me, but literally the love of my life. She was perfect in every way. Smart, funny, gorgeous and just...yeah. Complete rock chick. I still fucking miss her, mane.

I miss nothing

I always want more


although I do miss firefly

 

[Symphonia]

I always want more.

That's not what you told me.

 

[Son Of D]

It could be a jpg and just be a picture of Tash pissed and getting a dick wiped off of his face.

That is also acceptable.

Were you giving or receiving doe

Receiving. Although granted it wasn't exactly good sex at all so he may have just been terrible at it.

 

[Rubbish King]

That's not what you told me.

#WantWotICantHave

That is also acceptable.



Receiving. Although granted it wasn't exactly good sex at all so he may have just been terrible at it.

Bingo

 

[Rubbish King]

Thoughts GAF?

 

[Symphonia]

Although granted it wasn't exactly good sex at all so he may have just been terrible at it.

Enter Cyanide.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Thoughts GAF?

Send 'em all back. Vote UKIP.

 

[Rubbish King]

Send 'em all back. Vote UKIP.

WELL I THOUGHT I WAS RACIST

 

[CHEEZMO™]

WELL I THOUGHT I WAS RACIST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PL1jDcAHkc8

me irl

 

[Lirlond]

I got some cool Authentic Japanese Memorobilia(tm) from my Secret santay.

http://i.imgur.com/6q31lAi.jpg

Fucking sweet.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

http://youtu.be/NPcquGiTEeM

Edit: dammit I didn't realise it was sideways. Anyone know how I can fix that?

 

[Mikeside]

Awesome gifts all around so far, you guys, can't wait to open mine tomorrow after work

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Oh shit, we're doing this now? Fair enough, I took a photo when I opened it:

Danke Santa. I will save the coasters for special occasions like, show people the photos when they come to visit, and scratch my arse with the plectrums.

Good choices for Musha and Lirlord too, lol at the baby mag, amusing and useful!

 

[Lirlond]

Removing of labels has shown me that this is a reused envelope! I was foiled though when the original address was torn off. Leaving only the last letter of their name.

D

 

[Rubbish King]

Removing of labels has shown me that this is a reused envelope! I was foiled though when the original address was torn off. Leaving only the last letter of their name.

D

So you want the D?

 

[Lirlond]

Ah it's BGBW. Thank you facebook.

Ben you're a swell guy. Forever be happy that you will be my first keychain.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I got some cool Authentic Japanese Memorobilia(tm) from my Secret santay.

http://i.imgur.com/6q31lAi.jpg

Fucking sweet.

Seems kinda weeb-y.

My money's on BGBBW

 

[CHEEZMO™]

HAHAHAHA

I claim my five pounds

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I have absolutely no idea of my SS. The handwriting was quite neat and the written in silver glittery ink, so I'm going to guess Musha. Girls have neat writing and would think to use a special pen rather than the nearest biro.

It was a nice touch, really brought the whole package together.

Dying. It gets funnier the longer you watch.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

I have absolutely no idea of my SS. The handwriting was quite neat and the written in silver glittery ink, so I'm going to guess Musha. Girls have neat writing and would think to use a special pen rather than the nearest biro.

It was a nice touch, really brought the whole package together.

Dying. It gets funnier the longer you watch.

Nope.

I have really shitty handwriting too.

 

[Rubbish King]

I have absolutely no idea of my SS. The handwriting was quite neat and the written in silver glittery ink, so I'm going to guess Musha. Girls have neat writing and would think to use a special pen rather than the nearest biro.

It was a nice touch, really brought the whole package together.

Dying. It gets funnier the longer you watch.

lol, so you've just stated some dude here has really girly handwriting

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Nope.

I have really shitty handwriting too.

I have nothing else to go on, that was my one tenuous as fuck clue.

Feel free to spill Santee, I don't think anyone else will get it from "knows Ninja likes Paramore, has access to a silver pen and neat handwriting".

lol, so you've just stated some dude here has really girly handwriting

Well he didn't sign the "i"'s with little hearts or anything, it was more the silver pen. That's quite a girly thing to do. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

 

[Jordan]

http://imgur.com/wa4CK4s

Fresh from the States from a lovely PR guy at Fueled By Ramen

 

[Rubbish King]

I have nothing else to go on, that was my one tenuous as fuck clue.

Feel free to spill Santee, I don't think anyone else will get it from "knows Ninja likes Paramore, has access to a silver pen and neat handwriting".

Well he didn't sign the "i"'s with little hearts or anything, it was more the silver pen. That's quite a girly thing to do. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

I do love hearts innit, manly as fuck

 

[CHEEZMO™]

What would you guys get me for SS

 

[Rubbish King]

Welp, I'm not being banned for posting in my thread, fuck this shit I'm going to bed

EDIT: A dildo Cheezmo, and a nice one at that

 

[Symphonia]

Whoever my SS was had supreme wrapping skillz. The package was held together with copious amounts of black tape. It even had a doge reference on it. It really was so amaze.

 

[Rubbish King]

Whoever my SS was had supreme wrapping skillz. The package was held together with copious amounts of black tape. It even had a doge reference on it. It really was so amaze.

you had afoni then, obviously