Screaming Meat
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We've all seen Rubber Johnny, right?
Hang on, that reads back a lot creepier than when I wrote it...
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We've all seen Rubber Johnny, right?
Hang on, that reads back a lot creepier than when I wrote it...
Musha_Soturi
Member
According to my delightful spreadsheet, yours should have been sent around the 17th. I'll get in touch with your sendee for confirmation.
Are there many girls in your area on okcupid? There's hardly any where I live and most of the ones who are on aren't great. I got 2 dates off of POF so far which is good. I find that a lot of the girls on there change their mind really quick. One girl wanted to meet up with me but then said she wasn't free for a month. Then when I asked for her number she just stopped replying. You've just got to not take it personally and have fun with it.
Major tunes. Thanks for those remixes.
I mean, the actual thing is pretty creepy on its own. In fact, rubber johnny sounds way less creepy when not referring to that music video.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Say whaaaaaa? Drunk Musha is awesome fun. Or wait... does this mean that your sperm hoarding has paid off??
Then I'm just being myself, amiryte?
DetectiveGAF never ceases to amaze me.
There's a fair few from the city itself, not so many on the outskirts like me. I've had more luck on POF than I have on OKCupid. There was one girl from my town on POF who I had several successful dates with but, as were both busy with working towards promotions at our jobs, we found less and less time for one another. We still talk, though.
Musha_Soturi
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Drunk Musha is a liability, a menace, cannot control her actions and ends up inflicting pain, mess and embarrassment on herself and others.
And no, not yet, but hopefully soon
I think POF is the more popular one in the UK at least. Do the girls in your area all love guys with tattoos and "banter" or is that just an East Anglian thing.
For the record I enjoyed shwishy musha.
Heading to the slumber kingdom, riding a magical carpet made of tune vibers.
Heading to the slumber kingdom, riding a magical carpet made of tune vibers.
NinjaBoiX
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Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Drunk Musha is a liability, a menace, cannot control her actions and ends up inflicting pain, mess and embarrassment on herself and others.
And no, not yet, but hopefully soon
She is a bit saucy, I'll give her that
It's a bit mixed but an amazing amount of them have been 'fucked over and are tired for falling for the wrong guy' and 'just want to find happiness in Mr Right's arms' - I swear they all copy and paste from one another. I've noticed a fair few of them have the typical inked, pierced guy in mind, though.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
That's a good point. I have to admit, I get a perverse thrill out of chucking it in random music selections for people I meet at work (high turnover, lots of friendly temps). It become a great test of character.
She's listening to Aphex Twin alright.
Drunk Musha is a liability, a menace, cannot control her actions and ends up inflicting pain, mess and embarrassment on herself and others.
And no, not yet, but hopefully soon
I'm also off the drink too. I used to drink and take drugs way way way too much and messed myself up really badly for a few year's afterwards. Not taken drugs for a long long long time now and while I still have the odd drink at Christmas or birthdays etc I've not been properly drunk for years.
I'm also off the drink too. I used to drink and take drugs way way way too much and messed myself up really badly for a few year's afterwards. Not taken drugs for a long long long time now and while I still have the odd drink at Christmas or birthdays etc I've not been properly drunk for years.
Winners don't quit.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Such hangover
Much regret
Wow
Much regret
Wow
Dating is easy. Listen more than you speak. Be funny when you do speak. Project confidence. Pick up on little details and remember them for later. Use these details to form 'in-jokes' or appear interested in the other person. Maintain cheeky eye contact, but don't stare like a freak. Easy.
I haven't had a drink since 1am this morning and I probably won't have another until at least 5-10 minutes after I get home from work. I'm the model of sobriety.
Phisheep is the man.
That concludes my roundup.
I haven't had a drink since 1am this morning and I probably won't have another until at least 5-10 minutes after I get home from work. I'm the model of sobriety.
Phisheep is the man.
That concludes my roundup.
NinjaBoiX
Member
The thing with Aphex Twin is, when he wants to be all delicate and shit, he's brilliant at it. This b-side from Windowlicker is gorgeous, I love the wind-up music box style:
Aphex Twin - Nannou
Also, as we're talking about Chris Cunningham:
This image really messed with my teenage penis.
TheHollowNight
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Mornin' all.
Sounds like a lot of people here are packing in the booze.
I've had a weird relationship with alcohol. It was far too easy to get completely wrecked on it from the ages of 16 to 19. I realized then I was going a little overboard sometimes and decided to stop. I used to be massively in hardcore punk & the straight edge scene & at the time I didn't smoke or take drugs, so it became something I naturally progressed into my lifestyle.
Stayed that way for about two years. Still retaining my social life & going out, but in the end felt that it was something I had conquered in terms of self control. A lot of my old friends aren't straight edge either anymore, after maybe 7 years of knowing them. I think it's something you subscribe to quite easily when you're young and into the music & at the time it feels like you're doing your health a favour. I became straight edge for all the right reasons going into it, but looking back now, I knew it wasn't going to be something I lived by til death. People change, but I admire & respect anyone who does live by those morals (if they aren't all preachy and shit).
Nowadays, I like to drink, It's something I actually enjoy (spiced rum I love you) and something I mostly have much better control over (I think I was sick once in the last 2-3 years). I'll never smoke ciggies though, I'm fine if you do that, even around me, but no thanks.
Sounds like a lot of people here are packing in the booze.
I've had a weird relationship with alcohol. It was far too easy to get completely wrecked on it from the ages of 16 to 19. I realized then I was going a little overboard sometimes and decided to stop. I used to be massively in hardcore punk & the straight edge scene & at the time I didn't smoke or take drugs, so it became something I naturally progressed into my lifestyle.
Stayed that way for about two years. Still retaining my social life & going out, but in the end felt that it was something I had conquered in terms of self control. A lot of my old friends aren't straight edge either anymore, after maybe 7 years of knowing them. I think it's something you subscribe to quite easily when you're young and into the music & at the time it feels like you're doing your health a favour. I became straight edge for all the right reasons going into it, but looking back now, I knew it wasn't going to be something I lived by til death. People change, but I admire & respect anyone who does live by those morals (if they aren't all preachy and shit).
Nowadays, I like to drink, It's something I actually enjoy (spiced rum I love you) and something I mostly have much better control over (I think I was sick once in the last 2-3 years). I'll never smoke ciggies though, I'm fine if you do that, even around me, but no thanks.
Musha_Soturi
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I'm also off the drink too. I used to drink and take drugs way way way too much and messed myself up really badly for a few year's afterwards. Not taken drugs for a long long long time now and while I still have the odd drink at Christmas or birthdays etc I've not been properly drunk for years.
I stopped smoking weed pretty much when I moved to London, years of that shit has totally fucked my short term memory. I've had the occasional spliff since but very few and far between.
Drink is my main vice now. I don't drink very often, but when I do I go all out. I'm stopping for a good while now I think.
I can imagine all the messages the girls who apparently got fucked over get from "nice guys". Although at least there's a 5% effort put into their profile compared to the people who write "ask me anything". I think I usually ask them what their favourite Jellybean is. With regards to drinking I didn't start drinking till I was 21. I think my mates regret convincing me to drink though.
TheHollowNight
Member
I seem to only smoke weed after I've been drinking in a social scenario, like social smokers.
It doesn't really interest me enough.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Frankly I'm disgusted
In 13 days I can finally get a tab going at tescos and never have to pay for it. mwahahahaha.
Congrats
Managing your own foot soldiers in a Tescos does sound daunting but certainly the skills you acquire will be beneficial in the long run. Remember, employees always bang in the fridges whenever the oppurtunity arises so check in there every now and then.TheHollowNight
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I know right?! It should be a legal requirement for everyone to drink at least once a day!
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Far as I'm concerned, he's a genuine musical genius. Nannou is great. Used to be my alarm tone! Speaking of delicate AFX here's Flim, from the inimitable Come to Daddy EP. Oh wait, it isn't inimitable... here's Dillinger Escape Plan's live action cover of Come to Daddy (with Mike Patton on vocals, I believe...). Dat drummery.
Oh, and 8bit: Imma check that track out at lunch. I don't think I've heard that EP before, so I'm as excited as a Japanese schoolgirl. It better be brutal and/or insane! *shakes fist threateningly*
In 13 days I can finally get a tab going at tescos and never have to pay for it. mwahahahaha.
Congrats
ftfy
In 13 days I can finally get a tab going at tescos and never have to pay for it. mwahahahaha.
Congrats
I always wanted to do this when I worked at Tesco.
In other news - got a day back at the office today instead of being on-site again. Man this drags. I forgot how boring my job is when I'm not out and about.
Luckily it's not a full day here, I'm off to Reading later to install some graphics cards. Menial work but the girls there are awesome and I'm pretty sure it's one of their birthdays today so...y'know, free cake.
I don't think you'll be disappointed, it's pretty unique.
Yup. It absolutely destroys your memory.
I miss smoking. I f'ing loved it. :-(
You're good people, let's hang out all the time.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
You're remembering it wrong.
Pots about the only vice I have left. Well, apart from the Hookers and Blackjack.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Ooh, phat drums? You know me well Meat! I'll listen on the stereo when I get home, I have a feeling my wee little phone won't do it justice.
And don't get me started on Aphex Twin's ambient stuff, I adore it, Flim is ridiculously gorgeous. That melody is like the most perfect lullaby.
Plus, Pats' autistic brother absolutely loves it. "Put that song on that goes *sings melody really badly*. Now put it on again." Whenever he comes round it's on at least three times. I keep telling him what it's called so we aren't subjected to his tone deaf caterwauling every time he wants us to put it on!
TheHollowNight
Member
It was pretty much all I asked for when I went back home for Christmas haha. I have a big bottle for this weekend for when my friend gets back from Texas.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
No so much "phat", more "a human being played that?!"
Hmmm. I'll have a look at home and see if I can't pull out some plump-ass drummage for ye weekend's revelry
D'awww. Guy's got great taste!
What rums do you go for?
I've pretty much only tried Morgan's Spiced Gold and Kraken. Both lovely, but I think I prefer Morgan's. Definitely looking to expand my alcohol-horizons
I'm glad you like it - Portlandia is one of those shows that's rarely side-splittingly funny, but constantly has a huge grin on my face. I can't think of another non-UK show that's got so much charm either.
Plus dat Carrie Brownstein.
TheHollowNight
Member
Morgan's Spiced is by far and away my favourite. Though occasionally Sailor Jerry's is nice.
I also am partial to Havana Club 7 rum at a bar if all else fails. I do need to try Kraken though! My brother was telling me about how nice that is.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
One day I will watch this show. Between you and Johnny it comes highly recommended from seemingly sound sources.
IMO the funniest thing on TV right now (not our TV though) is the American series of Impractical Jokers. Do yourselves a favour and try to lay hands on it. It is genuinely howl-out-loud hilarious and at least 1000% better than the piss weak UK version.
Thanks, I'll give Jerry's and Havana a go. That goddam Morgan's though... #soyum
SEEMINGLY sound?
Fuck you, blud.
I think you'll really like it. It's a quirky sketch show that I can't believe exists - it's a strong reflection of the human condition through the eyes of these two people who have a really piercing way of looking at people.
I'm trying so hard to get Kev into it, but it just makes him uncomfortable.
In other news Jimbor has successfully got me into Always Sunny. Finishing S1 tonight & I hear it just gets better from here on out.
Don't worry, this has happened to me a few times - The lucky thing about dying of boredom is that you get better, somehow.
TheHollowNight
Member
If you like Morgan's, you'll like Sailor Jerry's fo sho. Havana is not a spiced rum, but it's very smooth and equally yum. Barcardi Gold is another decent standard rum & vanilla-infused Mount Gay rum is great, but expensive. I used to be a bartender, so I was lucky enough to 'sample' all these variations.
Also quick question BritGAF. I've entered a remix contest on this pretty big site called Indaba Music, where they provide the audio stems from some big artists, which in turn provide rewards to the winners & royalties. My remix is doing pretty well at the moment, actually in with a shot of winning, but I wanted to promote it on Gaf to get a bit more exposure.
Public voting is opened on the 13th, though I would be grateful even just for the plays (since there is some Facebook bullshit you have to sign in with). How would I go about making a thread without it looking just like shameless self-promotion? (Which it is in the end). I'm sort of against doing that, I mean it might attract some other budding music makers, since there are opportunities for them to get involved with making remixes through the site..but mehhh.
I'd rather ask somewhere first over if it's a decent idea, rather than making myself look like a pleb.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Always Sunny is class.
"WILDCARD, BITCHES!" Has me in stitches every time I think about it.
"WILDCARD, BITCHES!" Has me in stitches every time I think about it.
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