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[afoni]

evi should have come up to north london and gone to a proper chippy with the norf weezee gangs

Free food feels brad bro, I turned up to CS with a sandwich in a box and the lads all hit MACKDEEZ in the van and i had no money lol , fucking supervisor noticed and handed me a few quid. I had a shamefull walk into macdee's and a shame wait to get my PLAIN DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER and WHITE COFFEE.

Mate, I felt bad too, but they kept insisting after I said it was okay. I probably owe like £40 in lunches at this point.

 

[Mikeside]

flirt your way to a free lunch

i did it all the time at college and all the guys kept buying me chicken and chips

Everyone here knows you're male

I just came up with a genius plan.
My grandparents live near here. They have food. I'm going to visit them & get brownie points in the process.

Fuckin' genius.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

evi should have come up to north london and gone to a proper chippy with the norf weezee gangs

Where's there a proper chippy in North London?

 

[Symphonia]

Best chippy I've been to was in Naish in Dorset.

 

[Kentpaul]

evi should have come up to north london and gone to a proper chippy with the norf weezee gangs

Evilore is in the best country on earth, He won't want to go back to dirty england after been in the mighty scotland.

Where's there a proper chippy in North London?

What's a proper chippy, As long as they don't sell frozen chips its godly.

 

[afoni]

Everyone here knows you're male

I just came up with a genius plan.
My grandparents live near here. They have food. I'm going to visit them & get brownie points in the process.

Fuckin' genius.

I never denied it. The boys love a bit of afoni too, y'know?

Where's there a proper chippy in North London?

Every single high street.

 

[Kentpaul]

Can't go wrong with a chippy, it hits the spot every time.

It would eat a chippy right now if i wasn't going for alpha status in muscle and drinking my self awesome.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Evilore is in the best country on earth, He won't want to go back to dirty england after been in the mighty scotland.



What's a proper chippy, As long as they don't sell frozen chips its godly.

Well for starters, a proper chippy should have proper gravy. None of the chippys near me do gravy.

I never denied it. The boys love a bit of afoni too, y'know?



Every single high street.

Nu-uh. Not the one's I've been in.


Edit: Dear god is that battered black pudding???? I may need to move to Scotland immediately.

 

[Übermatik]

Can't go wrong with a chippy, it hits the spot every time.

It would eat a chippy right now if i wasn't going for alpha status in muscle and drinking my self awesome.

What the fuck is that black shit.

 

[Kentpaul]

What the fuck is that black shit.

Black pudding bro, I thought this was BRIT GAF ? FUCKS GOING ON GUYS ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbPytgPMzI0

THIS TRACK AND BOOZE= FUCKING YASSS

 

[SteveWD40]

I don't think Evi was very impressed with Wetherspoons. He's not been impressed with the food here in general, although I took him to Pizza Express and he thought it was ok..

Well, I ate in many places in NYC and found that if you know where to look, London is just as good if not better.

Depends on your tastes, however Wetherspoons and Pizza Express are fucking awful ambassadors for UK food.

 

[afoni]

There's a chippy literally just outside of my university. Those bastards struck gold by planting themselves there. Best kebab I've ever had too.

(their fish is shit though)

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Dear god is that battered black pudding???? I may need to move to Scotland immediately.

What the fuck is that black shit.

Lol

 

[Kentpaul]

There's a chippy literally just outside of my university. Those bastards struck gold by planting themselves there. Best kebab I've ever had too.

(their fish is shit though)

I had fish every friday at work for 2 years and it's put me off fish. I like tuna though but had COD. Shit's got such a mild greasy taste. Ewww

pro green "catch a whiff of my fingers and you can still smell Susan"

 

[Screaming Meat]

I just came up with a genius plan.
My grandparents live near here. They have food. I'm going to visit them & get brownie points in the process.

Fuckin' genius.

Mmmm, Brownies.

 

[Lollipop Dave]

.

Oh my, that looks lovely.

 

[no angel]

In my wetherspoon's defence I was hungover and it was local, it wasn't a conscious choice to start my wedding day that way!

Looking back it makes me laugh, I had a pretty chilled out day until the service started, full English, leisurely shower/getting ready, even had time for a nerve stiffening whiskey at the pub outside the church. My wife on the other hand spent the day in a whirlwind of activity and stress. Men have it easy!

 

[Kentpaul]

Oh my, that looks lovely.

Yes it does. To become the alpha man you must not touch such foods. Stick to the atkins diet but eat sugers and carbs when your stoned.

Ul be built in no time.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Oh my, that looks lovely.

It looks like battered evil. I imagine it eats you from the inside out.

 

[Kentpaul]

It looks like battered evil. I imagine it eats you from the inside out.

Scottish food can seem like that bro, But were strong guys for a reason.

We don't fear food.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Scottish food can seem like that bro, But were strong guys for a reason.

We don't fear food.

Only a Scotsman would look at an egg and say, "you know what that egg needs? Meat and batter. Wrap it in meat and batter."

 

[Kentpaul]

Only a Scotsman would look at an egg and say, "you know what that egg needs? Meat and batter. Wrap it in meat and batter."

I shrug off your racist comments. I kid yo

Our great price is a MANGOD

 

[SteveWD40]

That pic needs a Brazzers logo...assume it's a shop.

 

[8bit]

How long would that take to learn? Is it hard?

It's not hard as long as you've got some fundamental knowledge of computing, I'm sure you could find a tutorial on youtube or something.

 

[Kentpaul]

That pic needs a Brazzers logo...assume it's a shop.

She's got a great ass.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Tight denim shorts with the bottoms turned up...

Hnngggg...

So much with the tight denim shorts today, everywhere I look!

God bless fashion boys and girls.

 

[Kentpaul]

Tight denim shorts with the bottoms turned up...

Hnngggg...

So much with the tight denim shorts today, everywhere I look!

God bless fashion boys and girls.

Lucky as fuck having nice weather round your parts yo. I gots cloud up hear in scotland/

 

[Screaming Meat]

Scottish food can seem like that bro, But were strong guys for a reason.

We don't fear food.

Hahaha! That tallies with most of the Scottish fellas I know: souls of poets, stature of mountains and guts of wrought iron.

 

[Reknoc]

urgh its so horrible and humid, its so muggy down in the factory that everything is making me annoyed. thankfully i can just sit at my desk with the fan on to cool down before i get angry.

 

[donkey show]

Thanks! Hope it goes really well with the in-laws!

Haha way too early to be saying that term, but thanks! xD

Breathe Donkey, breathe! It'll be cool man, just turn on the charm.

I got dis. Krillin mode on.

Tight denim shorts with the bottoms turned up...

Hnngggg...

So much with the tight denim shorts today, everywhere I look!

God bless fashion boys and girls.

You can never go wrong with those and stretchy pants.

 

[runlikehell]

I'd give afoni the D if all I had to do was buy him fish and chips, haha.

Wanted to bludgeon a teacher I was working with today. I have to teach a class at 8:30 on Thursday mornings, however she hadn't told me what we were covering, or what language was involved or what her plan was. It turned out that she didn't actually have a plan and just wanted to brute force through a coursebook which has sentences written in really bad English. She wanted to take advantage of the teaching assistant, and I nearly told her to fuck off at one point. Not a good start to my day. :/

 

[TCRS]

I think I'm in love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJC0xtWn0kY

tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InLDduK7OT0

 

[Vashetti]

Went to go and see the head of Social Science undergrad students of Cardiff Uni today and he basically said that the likelihood is I will be allowed to go into Year Two and just complete the essay for the remaining Year One module that I failed.

Feel much better for it and excited to get stuck into Year Two.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

*Ninja bored, Hayley creep mode engage*

You can never go wrong with those and stretchy pants.

Yup, works for me.

She's got a great ass.

I know right?

But this is what I'm talking about:

Good lord, but not tight enough. Must try harder Williams!

I should really do some twerk work.

 

[Kentpaul]

A rushed drunken shave fml, my bathroom looks like a murder scene and my tash area is wild.

 

[afoni]

can we stop sexualising innocent women

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Best I can do

 

[Mikeside]

Massive success in the luncheon department.

Hung out with my grandad (all the girls had gone out shopping - it's not sexist when it's true) and made myself a manwich.

Leftover chicken from last night's roast dinner, lettuce, bacon, mayonnaise, onion and squashed roast potato/sweet potato.

As I said, massive success.

 

[SteveWD40]

Leftover chicken from last night's roast dinner, lettuce, bacon, mayonnaise, onion and squashed roast potato/sweet potato.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

can we stop sexualising innocent women

I hear she is actually a hideous individual, and not the model by which all womankind should aspire at all. This perfect woman is simple a mirage created by her management.

Best I can do

Looks fly Soturi!

But "TURN IT UP!"

 

[Kentpaul]

Musha is the girl next door confirmed.

 

[afoni]

GTA Online details in about 1 minute.

It better be the San Andreas multiplayer mode we always wanted IV to be.

 

[Kentpaul]

GTA Online details in about 1 minute.

It better be the San Andreas multiplayer mode we always wanted IV to be.

Will it be better than MTA SA though ?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wc-AQJ2MYo

 

[NinjaFridge]

Starting to get a bit excited for GTAV. Though I can't imagine it running any better than GTAIV did on PS360.

 

[wetflame]

Alright everyone. Thought I'd re-introduce myself in here. Used to lurk in the old Brit-GAF threads but I thought I'd give this a go again, especially as I had a great time at the meet last Friday. So hi!

Starting to get a bit excited for GTAV. Though I can't imagine it running any better than GTAIV did on PS360.

Me too. Think I'm actually going to be away when it comes out, but I'll be picking it up shortly after. Probs PS3 version, although I have the 360 too. If I had the strength of mind I'd wait until the next gen versions come out, but god knows when I'll scrape the money together to get one of those, and this way I'll get to play it in just over a month.

Edit:

When's you Birthday: 30/04/84
Where do you live: Brixton
Where are you from: Manchester
Occupation/University: Data Analyst at some unscrupulous environmental disaster causing company.
Favourite Actor/Actress: RDJ or Johansson.
Favourite Band/Artist: ugh. I don't know. Radiohead? I like all sorts of stuff
Favourite TV Show: Childrens Hospital/Adventure Time/Person of Interest. Blackadder.
Favourite Crisps: Pickled onion Monster Munch
Favourite Biscuit: Ginger nut
Favourite Pokémon: Oh god, it's been years since I played Blue. Uh. Bulbasaur?
Ant or Dec: Cat Deeley
Stalactites or Stalagmites: Tights go down.
Beano or Dandy: Beano

 

[Little Old Man]

Starting to get a bit excited for GTAV. Though I can't imagine it running any better than GTAIV did on PS360.

That's the only thing that worries me, I just can't see the performance being spectacular, and anything less than jaggies to rival the Himalayas. I'll hold off for user feedback

Spoiler

master race version

The sheer range and number of features both on and offline are staggering though. How big is the team working on it?

 

[runlikehell]

GTA online comes out the day after lectures start. Welp.

 

[Jackben]

Occupation/University: Data Analyst at some unscrupulous environmental disaster causing company.
Favourite Actor/Actress: Johansson.
Favourite Band/Artist: ugh. I don't know. Radiohead?
Favourite TV Show: Adventure Time
Ant or Dec: Cat Deeley
Stalactites or Stalagmites: Tights go down.

This man has impeccable taste. Welcome aboard, wetflame.

 

[NinjaFridge]

You can get it for £35 from Tesco with a voucher. And you know the GTAV will be one of those games that wont drop in price after a few weeks. That asshole will hold its value for a while. Temptation rising.