Deaf Spacker
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That'll get my application shoved in the shredder quicker than Chinner can get groped by a ladyboy.
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BritGAF |OT4| - "Our Only Goal In Life Is To Become As Alpha As Possible"
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That'll get my application shoved in the shredder quicker than Chinner can get groped by a ladyboy.
Yeah that's what I'm doing, as I type things are coming to me.
Man I wish it were that easy.
I'd interview you solely on the basis of the Missile Command one.
Little Old Man
Member
Unless you've already covered the following, then mention why you think the company would be a great one to work for, make them aware you know something about the company. Flatter the reader basically.
That or staple 50 quid to the application form.
Deaf Spacker
Memb
It's for a position within the NHS and I've been told to read the person specification and explain how I exceed or meet the requirements, correct?
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
An Ode To Peanut Butter
Peanut butter looks
Like runny shit from a dog's
Arse but not as nice
Peanut butter looks
Like runny shit from a dog's
Arse but not as nice
NinjaBoiX
Member
Evocative and heartfelt, but the phrasing and cadence are somewhat awkward.
6/10
Not as good as Mike's.
But better than Musha's by default, her's was a structural failure. (but it was cute).
Deaf Spacker
Memb
An ode to peanut butter
Peanut butter how I love thee
In chocolate or candy you're very nice
But your smell makes me want to stick my nose in a vice
Peanut butter how I love thee
In chocolate or candy you're very nice
But your smell makes me want to stick my nose in a vice
Little Old Man
Member
Played the 3DS XL demo unit in HMV today. How I long for one.
So the details for the additional info question are asking how well you fit the specification requirements?
So the details for the additional info question are asking how well you fit the specification requirements?
Deaf Spacker
Memb
Musha_Soturi
Member
I'm still on 50 ppp after 3 years.
And Ninja, I already explained why my structure was correct.
Edit: also, BB, awesome!!!!!!
And Ninja, I already explained why my structure was correct.
Edit: also, BB, awesome!!!!!!
NinjaBoiX
Member
Nice poem DS, but I'm looking for haiku's. (5-7-5 syllable verse structure)
xist gets bonus points for "anaphylaxis".
Not watching BB tonight, still fucking about, I won't have time.
Please discuss responsibly!
xist gets bonus points for "anaphylaxis".
OT4 > all others
50ppp fo lyfe.
Not watching BB tonight, still fucking about, I won't have time.
Please discuss responsibly!
I completely forgot to change my settings.
Done now, though, I'm on page thirty-five.
I know, right? Dat cock-tease ending.
Musha_Soturi
Member
You really know exactly how to rile me up don't you?
NinjaBoiX
Member
Ninja knows just how,
To push Soturi's buttons,
It's good wholesome fun,
I know that feel. It's a strange feeling to know that everyone on NeoGAF, particularly everyone in this thread, is an actual human being with conscious minds and is living and breathing just like me. I know that sounds stupid but you know what I mean.
Ha, ha. 5/5 would read again.
So, I've decided to stop rambling as much as I do on facebook about my life and shit. Which means I may post a lot of random shit on here, if I get on anybody's tits - please let me know and I will stop.
I had an okay day, I discovered that after three years of living in my overdraft that I may finally be out of it next month and the only thing left outstanding is a ridiculous loan. I also learned, that if everything stays as is this month, then I will easily have £300 left over (from my overdraft) meaning I can save between £300-£500 a month depending on my nights out and video game addiction. Meaning, after the three years of paying my loan off - I could have a decent amount saved - obviously taking into account random outgoings for the car, potential purchases etc I could have over £5,000 saved - I know this means being completely sensible and not wanking away money on pointless things like computers, laptops or ridiculous amounts of games. Also, this is in the hope that I can actually get past my probation period at work and that they keep me employed, and not taking into account raises and what-not. It's sort of made me feel slightly more positive about my life, that hopefully sooner rather than later I will be able to afford to move out, it will be a lot sooner if I find someone who can replace my ex.
My original life plan isn't going how I planned it, I knew I would probably still live at home by the time I was 22, but I thought that I would of actually owned my car albeit a shit car or a jaguar, I thought I would own that with no debt. I didn't expect to get in debt, it was one of my main reasoning for not going to university. But, I'm hoping I can get it back on track, maybe not so much of the family shit but at least owning a car and potentially having a mortgage on a flat or house - Unfortunately, that would involve moving, but one thought that goes round in my head as of current is that there is absolutely nothing keeping me around here any more - I drive, I can see my family when I want. Same with some of the people that I class as 'friends' - At least I can manage to make some new friends with how comfortable I feel socializing now compared to the person I was two years ago, I got chucked in the deep end on several occasions where I had to force myself to be social just to get on with my life:
1. I had to do consultancy to actually survive paying off my loan and car insurance and fuel, the school chucked me in a completely new environment, filled with new colleagues, new staff and a lot of staff were complete cunts - they hated outsiders, if you weren't employed by the school, it was difficult as hell to get a conversation out of any of them - and somehow, me the shy boy managed to make friends.
2. My new job, I wasn't made aware of what my job actually consisted of until my first day of starting - I knew it was a technical support role and that I would be manning a three man helpdesk, what I was not aware was that I was the face of the helpdesk meaning that if anyone had a problem or issue - I would be the first contact, I would be the one to arrive on scene to investigate their issues.
These situations were both terrifying and exciting for me. It put me in situations that I have never been in before, so I decided to go with it and I decided that I would meet Mike(iammikeside) and Jed, in an environment I was not used to, in a location I had never traveled to before - just pushing myself that little bit further, I was probably quite shy and timid and probably didn't speak all that much, but the fact I was there felt like a huge fucking improvement for me.
Then I came to the first meet, I met and spoke to a lot of people, with me turning up meeting a shit load of new people an achievement on its own, but the fact I spoke to a lot of people made me feel like I was finally getting past the stages of being this shy and timid boy, and actually growing a pair and managing to speak to strangers.
/TLDR - I was shy, I'm not as shy any more and the story above is how I overcame it.
On a completely different note, I just watched Hard Candy, man that film is seriously fucked up - but I really liked it. Ellen Page is just something else.
I had an okay day, I discovered that after three years of living in my overdraft that I may finally be out of it next month and the only thing left outstanding is a ridiculous loan. I also learned, that if everything stays as is this month, then I will easily have £300 left over (from my overdraft) meaning I can save between £300-£500 a month depending on my nights out and video game addiction. Meaning, after the three years of paying my loan off - I could have a decent amount saved - obviously taking into account random outgoings for the car, potential purchases etc I could have over £5,000 saved - I know this means being completely sensible and not wanking away money on pointless things like computers, laptops or ridiculous amounts of games. Also, this is in the hope that I can actually get past my probation period at work and that they keep me employed, and not taking into account raises and what-not. It's sort of made me feel slightly more positive about my life, that hopefully sooner rather than later I will be able to afford to move out, it will be a lot sooner if I find someone who can replace my ex.
My original life plan isn't going how I planned it, I knew I would probably still live at home by the time I was 22, but I thought that I would of actually owned my car albeit a shit car or a jaguar, I thought I would own that with no debt. I didn't expect to get in debt, it was one of my main reasoning for not going to university. But, I'm hoping I can get it back on track, maybe not so much of the family shit but at least owning a car and potentially having a mortgage on a flat or house - Unfortunately, that would involve moving, but one thought that goes round in my head as of current is that there is absolutely nothing keeping me around here any more - I drive, I can see my family when I want. Same with some of the people that I class as 'friends' - At least I can manage to make some new friends with how comfortable I feel socializing now compared to the person I was two years ago, I got chucked in the deep end on several occasions where I had to force myself to be social just to get on with my life:
1. I had to do consultancy to actually survive paying off my loan and car insurance and fuel, the school chucked me in a completely new environment, filled with new colleagues, new staff and a lot of staff were complete cunts - they hated outsiders, if you weren't employed by the school, it was difficult as hell to get a conversation out of any of them - and somehow, me the shy boy managed to make friends.
2. My new job, I wasn't made aware of what my job actually consisted of until my first day of starting - I knew it was a technical support role and that I would be manning a three man helpdesk, what I was not aware was that I was the face of the helpdesk meaning that if anyone had a problem or issue - I would be the first contact, I would be the one to arrive on scene to investigate their issues.
These situations were both terrifying and exciting for me. It put me in situations that I have never been in before, so I decided to go with it and I decided that I would meet Mike(iammikeside) and Jed, in an environment I was not used to, in a location I had never traveled to before - just pushing myself that little bit further, I was probably quite shy and timid and probably didn't speak all that much, but the fact I was there felt like a huge fucking improvement for me.
Then I came to the first meet, I met and spoke to a lot of people, with me turning up meeting a shit load of new people an achievement on its own, but the fact I spoke to a lot of people made me feel like I was finally getting past the stages of being this shy and timid boy, and actually growing a pair and managing to speak to strangers.
/TLDR - I was shy, I'm not as shy any more and the story above is how I overcame it.
On a completely different note, I just watched Hard Candy, man that film is seriously fucked up - but I really liked it. Ellen Page is just something else.
Jordan
Nah, I just love any excuse to use that gif!
It's good that you are making progress buddy, it sounds like you are getting yourself back on the right track.
Good form fella!
I love that gif too man
It changed? I haven't watched it for weeks now. Gotta better shows to watch like the one about a British schoolgirl visiting Japan.
awww shit, y'all watching attack on titan? I keep getting told to watch that primarily for the theme intro but I ain't watchin' some Japanese Gulliver's Travels clone.
Main reason the OP is popular is because of all the mashup (or MADs to use Niconico termonology) videos it spawns. Like this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDHCLjuOzXY
Homepride Fred makes an appearance in it. You know that makes it better than most other shows.
All sounds positive, mate - you're on the right track & you definitely seemed less shy at the meetups than you were at the gig.
You're a good chap and pushing yourself socially (though not completely out of your comfort zone) is always a good thing.
JonathanEx
Member
Installed Helvetica Neue for some design job I'm doing. (I like this client, loads of jobs). Now the internet looks stretched. I'm too used to Arial.
donkey show
Member
I must've done okay since they said I could sleep over tonight.
NinjaBoiX
Member
I must've done okay since they said I could sleep over tonight.
Normally I have no problem but I found this last episode of Breaking Bad quite awful in this respect, I thought it was because there were a lot of whispering for tension.
That was exactly it. I had to turn the volume up for that scene.
NinjaBoiX
Member
It's too early, why did I come to work so early! There was condensation on the van windscreen this morning and everything. It was eerily silent leaving the house too.
I'm sitting here in the van, yawning constantly. Make it stop!
I'm supposed to be on lates tonight.
4pm *phone off* lol.
I'm sitting here in the van, yawning constantly. Make it stop!
I'm supposed to be on lates tonight.
4pm *phone off* lol.
Deaf Spacker
Memb
Morning!
It was suprisingly cool when I left my house half an hour ago, it's warm in the office though.
It was suprisingly cool when I left my house half an hour ago, it's warm in the office though.
Musha_Soturi
Member
Good morning Gaf!
It's nice and quiet in work today, quite a few people off so should be able to get lots of work done! (Or just browse Gaf more ;P)
It's nice and quiet in work today, quite a few people off so should be able to get lots of work done! (Or just browse Gaf more ;P)
Morning GAF!
Woke up this morning & realized I can't play Saints Row 4 tonight because I'm out playing boardgames. I can see myself getting home at midnight and playing anyway, so I'm going to try and have a super-productive day at work today & make tomorrow as easy as possible.
That's kind of like being responsible, right?
Woke up this morning & realized I can't play Saints Row 4 tonight because I'm out playing boardgames. I can see myself getting home at midnight and playing anyway, so I'm going to try and have a super-productive day at work today & make tomorrow as easy as possible.
That's kind of like being responsible, right?
It's not out until Friday. It depressed me
Why are there so many temptations! Rudimental tickets go on sale Friday... There goes the remainder of my money! Bastards
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Morning, GAF.
Last night I was watching a bit of slap-stick kung-fu and stroking the missus' hair. All was right with the world, you know? Now I'm only 2 cigarettes and 1coffee into the Dead Zone (read: morning hours). Double that up and I should be nice and human again.
Well... human, at least.
Well... as close to human as I ever get.
Fuck mornings. Right.. to work!
Last night I was watching a bit of slap-stick kung-fu and stroking the missus' hair. All was right with the world, you know? Now I'm only 2 cigarettes and 1coffee into the Dead Zone (read: morning hours). Double that up and I should be nice and human again.
Well... human, at least.
Well... as close to human as I ever get.
Fuck mornings. Right.. to work!
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