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BritGAF |OT4| - "Our Only Goal In Life Is To Become As Alpha As Possible"

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afoni

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Getting Bioshock Infinite on launch was brilliant because of the discussion that surrounded it all. Sometimes getting things at launch is just like a bit of an event that everyone gets involved in. It's partly why I get attracted to buying consoles at launch, because the 3DS was great for that.
 
Jak 2 and 3, Ratchet and Clank collection - old, skip. Also, you don't need to play every game in a collection like this, just play one then move on and come back to it later
Lego LOTR - wtf are you 12? SKIP
Ni No Kuni - ehh, cant get into it myself. Nothing that you will be focussing on.
Assassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood - the games are fairly good but very repetive. Play three hours of 2 and then know that you've seen all the good bits.
Red Faction Guerrilla - again, three hours worth will see you fine.
Peace Walker - skip the portable grind game.
Demons Souls and Dark Souls - just hit yourself in the balls for five minutes.

Basically, none of these games are GTA5 a cultural gaming landmark. Join in the conversation as it happens, see out the generation in style, feel the hype! Those games are perennial b grade backlog games that you'll never get to because truth be told you don't really want to play them FACT.

this is possibly the worst post you have ever written

be ashamed

OK not really, but Assassin's Creed 2 is worth seeing through to the end. Also I hear Dark Souls is a great game that could possibly be enjoyed alongside a game like GTAV. And put your dick away, GTAV isn't actually out yet. :p
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
yo home to bel air
carlton-dance-o.gif
 

afoni

Banned
Persona 4 Golden is going to steal my life away for like 2 weeks.

goodbye summer social life i enjoyed all that alcohol but now it's time to learn how to socialise with other humans in a japanese high school
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
and the bodybuilders thread hits the part been looking forward too, the its all photoshopped part
I love that thread because what started out as high-and-mighty NeoGAF laughing at poor, dumb, alpha-obsessed misc's reaction to the situation morphed into GAF posters responding in the exact same way highlighted in the OP.

Hilarity +100.

Self-awareness -1000.
 

Hystzen

Member
Day3 FTL

After barely escaping the last sector the B GAF once again leaves a repair station heading into the unknown


Seems they stumbled upon a firework show the crew take a breather to all hang out and watch this together. Even Coldman was moved he never noticed how beautiful space can be at times. After a few drinks and joke they know they must move on as the enemy is always following behind


Or in front, the new sensors allow us to see the carnage we cause on enemy ships. As they burn Coldman takes a missile to the face which reducing our damage output knocked out 2 laser cannons. This cause a stalemate as the enemy shields can not be penetrated by 2 hits. Coldman works like mad while the rest of ship takes a beating the enemy has a EMP which affected our shields then bombed both shield bay and engines. Coldman takes another missile to face (no idea how this didn't kill him outright like it should have) just as he finishes off the enemy and crew get around to fixing what is left of ship.



The B GAF sets off from the last battle wondering what is next, pirates,slavers,Xbots but nope something much much much worse


SPACE HIPPIES

The quest marker is our route so we travel on to spread love and peace


fuck hippies....we somehow have less hull and facing a warship with overcharged Shields , EMP and Big Ass Laser cannon. Coldman starts to power up weapons when the shields collapse due to Big Ass Laser Cannon and his weapons bay hit with EMP. Crippled we are hit by asteroids damaging engines and shields. then


Big Ass Laser one shots us and everything is over because of goddamn hippies and I watch as pieces of B GAF float in space along with bodies of brave crew







WAIT A MINUTE SOMETHING IS OFF WITH THE FACES




this all makes sense now




goddamn FTL you start out fine then bam it over, the issue was mainly our weapons we used scrap keeping alive and when reached stores where not selling higher quality guns. Oh well always next timeline
 
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Deleted member 231381

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Well, you did use B Gaf. Should have used A* Gaf.
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
good night was good, headache now is not



work at 1.....ehhhhhhh

also KickAss 2 was really good you guys but that thread about Chloe Mortez kinda made it a bit weird for me
 
Jak 2 and 3, Ratchet and Clank collection - old, skip. Also, you don't need to play every game in a collection like this, just play one then move on and come back to it later
Lego LOTR - wtf are you 12? SKIP
Ni No Kuni - ehh, cant get into it myself. Nothing that you will be focussing on.
Assassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood - the games are fairly good but very repetive. Play three hours of 2 and then know that you've seen all the good bits.
Red Faction Guerrilla - again, three hours worth will see you fine.
Peace Walker - skip the portable grind game.
Demons Souls and Dark Souls - just hit yourself in the balls for five minutes.

Basically, none of these games are GTA5 a cultural gaming landmark. Join in the conversation as it happens, see out the generation in style, feel the hype! Those games are perennial b grade backlog games that you'll never get to because truth be told you don't really want to play them FACT.

LEGO games are the shit. I took down the Balrog, don't fuck with me man! And I generally don't buy games to put three hours in and leave them.
Whilst GTA V will be a landmark, it's still expensive, and it'll be played online for years to come. Might as well just hold off to later on in the year- I'd only be buying it for the hype.
 

xist

Member
Might as well just hold off to later on in the year- I'd only be buying it for the hype.

Regarding the classic collections in your lists - Jak 2 is an acquired taste and if you have a GTA habit that needs a fix it might take the edge off a little....Jak 3 supposedly improves things for people (i preferred 2) but there's too much vehicle stuff. They're very similar though so if you dislike one then bin them both, although they hold up well.

The Ratchet games i've just replayed....the first is ok, the second and third change things up significantly introducing the familiar destroy everything maximum carnage mechanic. Again i liked 2 the best, others liked 3....however the differences are minor, and if you try 2 (you can pretty safely skip the first and go back to it if you want) and hate it you can pretty much bin the collection (although the comedy moments in 3 are ace).
 
Jak 2 is a bad game video game. Do not play it. And given that Jak 3 seems very much informed by Jak 2, I imagine it's not that great either.

The Ratchets can probably be skipped, or just play the first one and leave the rest for when the "jumpin' on stuff and collectin' shit" urge takes you.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Fancy dress party cancelled, it would've left me kind of skint, damn shame. But in the interests of full disclosure, I would've been Mario, with my pal Pablo as Luigi. Maybe next time! So I'm just chilling with a beer watching the Belgian Grand Prix at the minute, good times.

Does anyone fancy a few games of TLoU tonight? The campaign has me hungry for more opportunities to shoot you guys in the face. I would've come on for a game last night Jed, but I was engrossed in the campaign until like midnight, so fucking good!
 

faridmon

Member
Jak 2 is a bad game video game. Do not play it. And given that Jak 3 seems very much informed by Jak 2, I imagine it's not that great either.

The Ratchets can probably be skipped, or just play the first one and leave the rest for when the "jumpin' on stuff and collectin' shit" urge takes you.

False

It was hard as nail, but one of the finest games ever graced on the platform just because of that
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Fancy dress party cancelled, it would've left me kind of skint, damn shame. But in the interests of full disclosure, I would've been Mario, with my pal Pablo as Luigi. Maybe next time! So I'm just chilling with a beer watching the Belgian Grand Prix at the minute, good times.

Does anyone fancy a few games of TLoU tonight? The campaign has me hungry for more opportunities to shoot you guys in the face. I would've come on for a game last night Jed, but I was engrossed in the campaign until like midnight, so fucking good!

Yeah fella, I should be on tonight, just send me a pm or pimp it on here :) I wanna talk campaign with you too.

I have a great video of last night, but Rash doesn't want me to post it.


what should I do GAF?

Youtube. Private link. PM to thread regulars.

Also, play vidya games with us tonight u cunt.

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Just back from a three and a half hour bike ride, was honestly one of the best days I can remember, still grinning like a dick. Also proud that my stamina is better than my thin, athletic, roller girl wife.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Yeah fella, I should be on tonight, just send me a pm or pimp it on here :) I wanna talk campaign with you too.



Youtube. Private link. PM to thread regulars.

Also, play vidya games with us tonight u cunt.

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Just back from a three and a half hour bike ride, was honestly one of the best days I can remember, still grinning like a dick. Also proud that my stamina is better than my thin, athletic, roller girl wife.
Hot.

I'll give you a shout later on dude, see who else fancies it.
in Sweden, close to home fellas
Cool, nearly home geeza!
 

AcridMeat

Banned
Yeah, we must've traded numbers at some point earlier that night. He isn't a terrible guy by all means but he was acting quite strange. Well jealous at you going karaoke in Seattle :( Wanna go back! The evening Rock Band sessions at the Convention Centre a couple of years back were so much fun. Wish I remembered the name of this club but my travel buddy and I once went out exploring after we attended a trip to a standup comedy gig that the hostel organised and we stumbled into this huge club filled with people and they had dancers on podiums wearing stormtrooper masks. You literally had to swim your way through a sea people to get to the bathroom on the other side. Only thing I remembered about that place ha! Seattle can get too surreal sometimes.
That sounds like one of the Eve parties. I don't know if they do them anymore. :(

Wish I had seen that for myself.

There's no better way to remind yourself you don't want kids than visiting a family member with 3 of them.
 
Hungover picnic in the park with my little girl. Just about surviving.

So how was the rest of your day with your girl Cyan?

Does anyone fancy a few games of TLoU tonight? The campaign has me hungry for more opportunities to shoot you guys in the face. I would've come on for a game last night Jed, but I was engrossed in the campaign until like midnight, so fucking good!

Gimmie a shout when you guys go on, I'll see if I can partake

I have a great video of last night, but Rash doesn't want me to post it.


what should I do GAF?

Post it

hell yeah


fuck you

Definitely post it


Looks like you had awesome fun Jed!


I had a great day watching planes do stunts and cars go fast. Massively tired now though, and hungry.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Your lady is real pretty Jed! Love that grin.
There's no better way to remind yourself you don't want kids than visiting a family member with 3 of them.
Kids are cool Acrid.

You should feel bad.
Gimmie a shout when you guys go on, I'll see if I can partake.

I had a great day watching planes do stunts and cars go fast. Massively tired now though, and hungry.
Sweet, sounds like a top day out. The fumes, the noise of engines, the smell of hotdogs and burgers, love it!

I'll be on PSN about half 8, 9 o'clock. Just finishing up Top Gear, then got some boring house stuff to do.

I got Skype on my Vita too, back in business. ;)
Amazing. Just at a meal at the moment, waiting for my hunters chicken to arrive. I'll more than likely have carame apple crumble to share with her, before heading home and playing some new NSMBU.
See Acrid? Behold, the joy and wonder of parenthood.
 
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