Reading this letter won't be the easiest thing you've ever done, but it may be one of the most rewarding. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape Banofypie's untoward indoctrination and is consequently believable. Banofypie's crapulous flimflams are meticulously designed to keep the population unaware, uneducated, dumbed down, and focused on stupefying activities like video games. The intention is to prevent people from noticing that Banofypie has been enabling the most manipulative ditzes I've ever seen to punch above their weight. We cannot get away from the adamantine and tenebrous fact that I challenge him to crawl out of his sheltered existence and banish intolerance. I mean, think about it. The great irony is that we must purge the darkness from Banofypie's heart in such a way that there is nothing Banofypie can do about it except learn to live with the fait accompli. That's just a fancy way of saying that Banofypie presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, he devises new schemes to create a desolation and call it peace.
Banofypie fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of his religion. More precisely, he conveniently forgets his religion's messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgivenessor, at best, misremembers them as an edict to monopolize the press. If I wanted to brainwash and manipulate a large segment of the population, I would convince them that Banofypie would never dream of baking us a cake of exclusivism, filled with libertinism and topped with a layer of fanaticism. In fact, that's exactly what he does as part of his quest to support international crime while purporting to oppose it. Does he have trouble living with himself, knowing that he has deported himself as an enemy of peace and harmony? If I'm not horribly mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that he wants to put political correctness ahead of scientific rigor. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Banofypie's gossamer grasp of reality.
Banofypie has stated that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. I find such declaratory statements quite telling. They tell me that we are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these values are artistically incorporated in one person: Banofypie. Everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that it is probably safe to assume that the outcome of the struggle will ultimately be decided based on the number and influence of people fully informed about his inveracities, committed to his defeat, and organized under sound leadership. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche. In closing, I ask that you swear in the holy sanctuary of your soul that you will never stop standing up and fighting for our heritage, traditions, and values. That's how I live my life, and that's how you should consider living yours.
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Yes, I'm THAT bored on the bus.
