Holy shit, they really are making Square Block!
It's a space FPS about a guy called Master Chef, and he can kick alien butt and make really good pasta at the same time see, and he happens to land on this planet formed like a SQUARE BLOCK. Yes, that's right. There's all kind of weird shit going on, and then there's a huge flood and everything like, dies. Well, except for Master Chef. Then there's a big-ass explosion from within, because he's actually INSIDE the cube planet trying to find out what's so damn special about it. Well anyway he likes press a button and goes DAMN and then he runs out to the open square field and goes like hey fuckers I need a ride back home but noone answers!!!! He's all alone. Then you have to wait for Square Block 2 with awesome dual frypan wielding and a whole new story.