Bungie: No Halo for Gizmondo

The Microsoft-owned developer shoots down rumors that it is readying a portable version of its shooter as the handheld's launch lineup is revealed.

One of the hotter rumors at last week's Consumer Eletronics Show in Las Vegas was that Microsoft was preparing to release a version of Halo for the Windows-CE-using Gizmondo game deck.

Now, Bungie has gone on record to say that it is most definitely not making a handheld port of its megapopular shooter. As part of its Bungie Weekly What's Update, a Bungie staffer directly refuted the rumor, saying "I am told Microsoft does have a relationship with the handheld maker, but I can tell you right now the arrangement does not include Halo."

In other Gizmondo news, Tiger Telematics, Gizmondo's parent company, announced seven new self-developed games for the handheld. These include:

* Johnny Whatever, a rock-'n'-roll-themed action game that has a rebellious musician trying to save the Queen of England from an army of robotic policemen.
* The fantasy adventure Fallen Kingdoms, which pits players against an undead horde called the Undrath.
* Momma, Can I Mow the Lawn?, which is described as "the world's first sit-on lawn mower driving adventure game."
* The third-person action adventure game Milo and the Rainbow Nasties, which sees a chameleon and his friend trying to bring color to a black-and-white world.
* Furious Phil, which sees a hero having to drive across a zombie-infested, postapocalyptic America from Chicago to Los Angeles.
* Sticky Balls, a puzzle title that sounds like a cross between a game of pool and Bejeweled.
* Future Tactics, a turn-based tactical sci-fi role-playing game "built around a highly complex battle engine," according to Tiger Telematics.

Currently the Gizmondo is only available in Europe, though it is expected to be released in North America during the first half of 2005.

http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/01/10/news_6116084.html

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I was going to skip Gizmondo, but those games all sound awesome. Especially Johnny Whatever and the lawn-mowing one.
 
lol, I knew this thing shouldn't be realeased, man they're gonna crash and burn hard.

* Sticky Balls, a puzzle title that sounds like a cross between a game of pool and Bejeweled.

I give props to them though, for making a game called Sticky Balls!!
 
* Johnny Whatever, a rock-'n'-roll-themed action game that has a rebellious musician trying to save the Queen of England from an army of robotic policemen.

DMC Killer!

* The fantasy adventure Fallen Kingdoms, which pits players against an undead horde called the Undrath.

Untold Legends Killer!

* Momma, Can I Mow the Lawn?, which is described as "the world's first sit-on lawn mower driving adventure game."

GTA Killer!

* The third-person action adventure game Milo and the Rainbow Nasties, which sees a chameleon and his friend trying to bring color to a black-and-white world.

Ape Escape Killer!

* Furious Phil, which sees a hero having to drive across a zombie-infested, postapocalyptic America from Chicago to Los Angeles.

Twisted Metal Killer!

* Sticky Balls, a puzzle title that sounds like a cross between a game of pool and Bejeweled.

Mercury Killer!

* Future Tactics, a turn-based tactical sci-fi role-playing game "built around a highly complex battle engine," according to Tiger Telematics.

Metal Gear Ac!d Killer!


Seriously, this lineup is going to destroy the PSP, I don't see why Sony even bothers anymore! :lol
 
* Future Tactics, a turn-based tactical sci-fi role-playing game "built around a highly complex battle engine," according to Tiger Telematics.

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God... this thing is going to bomb so damn hard. Haven't they learned anything from the Nuon? Indrema? NGage? 3D0? M2? Jaguar? etc etc... Ugly Western gaming devices with horrible names just don't sell. Just compare the thing to the PSP, or GBA. HIDEOUS!
 
Doom_Bringer said:
Momma, Can I Mow the Lawn?, which is described as "the world's first sit-on lawn mower driving adventure game."
I dreamed of this game every time I mowed the lawn. I hope this title can live up to my expectatons.
 
Johnny Whatever sounds like the setup to an almost perfect 16-bit platformer. Or, alternatively, an early 90s piece of shareware.
 
I just got back from the CES, and even some of the nVidia reps were dissing the Giz privately there. We all agreed in hushed convo that Giz is doomzored to the maxzors. :lol

Anyways, I already told you guys when this rumor first surfaced that it's a total fantasy concocted by the Giz fanboys at the now defunct Gizmondo Central forums.
 
Anyways, I already told you guys when this rumor first surfaced that it's a total fantasy concocted by the Giz fanboys at the now defunct Gizmondo Central forums.

No, actually, I overheard them say this crap several times while there -- the dudes at Gizmondo actually were spouting this, even though they had no idea how to operate their systems (Giz crashed a number of times, and the dude was mad that people were "just pushing too many buttons for no good reason").

It'll never happen, but they said they had the deal ... by the way, you get their pamphlet sheet? It's full of a bunch of funny typos and other melodrama.
 
CamHostage said:
No, actually, I overheard them say this crap several times while there -- the dudes at Gizmondo actually were spouting this, even though they had no idea how to operate their systems (Giz crashed a number of times, and the dude was mad that people were "just pushing too many buttons for no good reason").

Are you fucking serious?!? :lol I wouldn't put it past them.

It'll never happen, but they said they had the deal ... by the way, you get their pamphlet sheet? It's full of a bunch of funny typos and other melodrama.

And have it give cooties to other pamplets in the bag? Hellz no! :lol
 
Bungie denied the GBA rumors, laughed them off even ... if you dug hard enough, you might be able to find the couple of developers who were contracted to do a demo.

If Gizmondo did somehow score a licensing deal for the name, I bet Bungie is pissed this was ever on the table.
 
Shogmaster said:
....Giz fanboys at the now defunct Gizmondo Central forums.

Lol it shouldn't surprise me, but there are giz fanboys and forums. Oh man bet there's some interesting stuff going on there.
 
Doom_Bringer said:
In other Gizmondo news, Tiger Telematics, Gizmondo's parent company, announced seven new self-developed games for the handheld. These include:

* Johnny Whatever, a rock-'n'-roll-themed action game that has a rebellious musician trying to save the Queen of England from an army of robotic policemen.
* The fantasy adventure Fallen Kingdoms, which pits players against an undead horde called the Undrath.
* Momma, Can I Mow the Lawn?, which is described as "the world's first sit-on lawn mower driving adventure game."
* The third-person action adventure game Milo and the Rainbow Nasties, which sees a chameleon and his friend trying to bring color to a black-and-white world.
* Furious Phil, which sees a hero having to drive across a zombie-infested, postapocalyptic America from Chicago to Los Angeles.
* Sticky Balls, a puzzle title that sounds like a cross between a game of pool and Bejeweled.
* Future Tactics, a turn-based tactical sci-fi role-playing game "built around a highly complex battle engine," according to Tiger Telematics.

It's the RETURN OF THE....

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