Of course there is no point in arguing except for the simple pleasure of it. We've both got fairly firm feelings on the matter and short of some revelation it's not going to change. I completely understand what you are saying, I just disagree with it. You are saying that the origins that exist are so perfectly told that they should never be changed ever. I disagree. I think origins should always be updated, over time, to remain relevant or better fit the current time / continuity (which, while you don't care about, is still important). You also can't know if a story will be good or bad until it's in our hands. You seem to think we can know, with 100% certainty. I disagree.
And iI really wish people would stop calling consumer products cash grabs as if it's a negative thing. Consumer products aren't altruistic. They exist to make money.
Two points:
Comics are not just a consumer product, they are also (commercial) art. I think we should hope comics approach the level of art more often than sheer commerciality. Because I don't think anyone finishes a comic and says to themselves "wow that was really commercial" as a plus. Unless they have no soul/taste.
Second, this book is out tomorrow right? We'll see which one of us is right then I guess!
Actually no I'll keep going - we can expect these stories to be lesser rehashes of earlier greater works for a number of reasons. Firstly, no matter what they change they will be derivative works, inspired by or playing off the earlier, more successful stories (Mad Love and GMo Bats approaching and surpassing that important 'art' threshold).
We can also expect the stories to be lesser based on the track records of the people involved. Connor is ok, Tomasi is still gobbling up Morrison's scraps, Lemire might have a good take on GA but I doubt there'll be any new wrinkles to the island story other than maybe adding some layers of his own current run into the backstory.
Given page counts, collaborators and the odds of any given story being good to begin with, I don't see how it can be anything other than disposable rehashing. Again, NOT an attack on DC (beyond cynical/intellectually moribund editorial direction), but a conclusion drawn from 20 years of reading comics.
If this book wins an Eisner I will give you 1 million of whatever currency you like.