For real, though, why have events been so consistently garbage for forever? Outside of I guess finally Secret Wars? (Haven't had a chance to read it yet, still holding out hope for Hickman Avengers omnibi that organize things in a reasonable fashion). Like, that's got to be terrible for business when the thing that you draw people to try first sucks. I've definitely, definitely seen people go "oh, I wanted to try Marvel comics, so I tried Civil War, and it wasn't good so I gave up" and whatnot, and that's got to happen a lot. Like, I get that you can't force a comic to be a masterpiece, but you'd think that they've been doing this long enough that they should know to back off the editorial tampering or whatever that always kills these things, and at least be able to get a good, solid event consistently.
Just bizarre to me.