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[radiuhm]

well i went on a date with this girl last saturday. we went grocery shopping first, then we hit up starbucks, and finally we saw sin city together. i thought it was going pretty well, untill later that night. i asked her if she had fun today over AIM, and she said "call me". i do so and she immediately says "you're a bad kisser". i was like ouch, but actually said ahh ok. she then immediatly said "i live off of laughing and when i was with you i didnt laugh at all".

that had me down the entire night. she agreed to another date next saturday, i was hoping you could give me some fun activities to do, and some tips about going from boring to exciting.

 

[tt_deeb]

Shoot her in the face.

EDIT: But seriously this is like elementary school "hard to get" crap. It's not even done good. The lass sounds like a selfish snob and she will smother you if this relationship gets anywhere.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Why do you styill wanna go out with her after she clowned you like that? Are you a bad kisser? If so, use her to get better, and then ditch her once you've got enough practice in.

 

[hXc_thugg]

Get som GHB, drug her, and rape her.

I don't understand why you would want to even acknowledge her existence anymore.

 

[Escape Goat]

Your date was a queen beyotch.

 

[demon]

 

[kumanoki]

well i went on a date with this girl last saturday. we went grocery shopping first, then we hit up starbucks, and finally we saw sin city together. i thought it was going pretty well, untill later that night. i asked her if she had fun today over AIM, and she said "call me". i do so and she immediately says "you're a bad kisser". i was like ouch, but actually said ahh ok. she then immediatly said "i live off of laughing and when i was with you i didnt laugh at all".

that had me down the entire night. she agreed to another date next saturday, i was hoping you could give me some fun activities to do, and some tips about going from boring to exciting.

I know you're excited about having a date with a girl and all, but if I can save one poor soul, heed my advice: Girls that say shit like "I live off of laughing and when I was with you I didnt laugh at all" are NOT GOOD FOR YOU.
BAD, in fact.
This is shit girls say after you've been dating for months. Years, even.

That's breakup talk, cracka.

I would move on to a girl who is a little more laid back and doesn't expect you to jump through invisible hoops on your first date. No matter how happy you think you are, trust me, it will only get worse. THIS GIRL IS BAD NEWS.

 

[The Shadow]

That's just bizarre. Why say those things and then agree to a second date? She's probably just playing with your emotions.

 

[Diablos]

She's already turned off. I guess you can give her one more try, but honestly, I think you're wasting your time from this point on...

Basically: One more try is okay, but if it doesn't go well, consider it over. Don't waste your time/money on someone that barely even wants to be friends with you. If you were smart, you'd just call her up and say it's over. The Shadow is likely correct here... she's just messing with you.

 

[kevm3]

She likes to laugh, so crack some jokes and shit. Watch a COMEDY. Don't ever take her grocery shopping again man. What kind of date activity is that? Keep the "dates" short and concise. Watch the comedy, talk with her at dinner and make her laugh and kiss if you can get that in, and take her ass home.

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

My god, I think you should be less concerned with giving her a good date and more concerned with making her Saturday a living hell. You've been owned you must strike back ten fold!

 

[Diablos]

First impressions are everything though.

 

[tt_deeb]

My god, I think you should be less concerned with giving her a good date and more concerned with making her Saturday a living hell. You've been owned you must strike back ten fold!

This sounds like a great idea! You should spend the WHOLE next date at the grocery store. Of course make the date very long and bring a huge shopping list. Use your imagination! And take pictures and post them!

 

[radiuhm]

This sounds like a great idea! You should spend the WHOLE next date at the grocery store.

lol i didnt come up with the grocery store idea, she said she needs to go grocery shopping first.

anyway, i think i'm gonna just end that, i mean who says shit like that.

 

[kumanoki]

lol i didnt come up with the grocery store idea, she said she needs to go grocery shopping first.

anyway, i think i'm gonna just end that, i mean who says shit like that.

GAF's will be done. The girl is gone.

You have made a wise choice, my friend.

 

[Diablos]

lol i didnt come up with the grocery store idea, she said she needs to go grocery shopping first.

anyway, i think i'm gonna just end that, i mean who says shit like that.

:lol She wanted to go shopping... with you... before a real date? That kind of puts it all out there, dude. She doesn't like you. Call her up, be firm (but not an asshole) and let her know you have absolutely no interest whatsoever in seeing her again. Take her by surprise. If you act like a sensitive puss, you'll just come off as being a helpless dork. If you come off as being confident and standing by your decision to never hang out with her again, you'll probably piss her off because she won't think your feelings are that hurt. And quite honestly, it's very clear that she was trying to hurt your feelings...

 

[iapetus]

Turn up on the date with a list of things that irritate you about her. Print it out on an old-fashioned continuous printer so that you can just let it spill out. The list should be at least three metres long. Read from it until she cries and/or leaves.

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

lol i didnt come up with the grocery store idea, she said she needs to go grocery shopping first.

anyway, i think i'm gonna just end that, i mean who says shit like that.

She came up with the grocery store idea? Not only is she a bitch, but lame as well.

 

[Diablos]

Yeah, she likes to laugh and enjoy herself but asked you to go to the grocery store :lol
Good times! :lol :lol :lol

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

lol i didnt come up with the grocery store idea, she said she needs to go grocery shopping first.

anyway, i think i'm gonna just end that, i mean who says shit like that.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

that's the funniest thing i've read in months! why didn't you tell her you'd catch up with her after she was done grocery shopping? man, this makes me feel good about my current woman situation.

seriously though, call her up and tell her you changed your mind. tell her you're gonna do laundry instead and start laughing then just hang up.

 

[Cubsfan23]

Just move on, don't let it phase you. Forget about getting "revenge"

www.doubleyourdating.com------- for dating tips


p.s. don't let the girl decide where you two are going next time.

 

[Diablos]

Forget about getting "revenge"

Your advice is one of a kind around here, but I disagree with that. Unless it's something almost undetectable, I see nothing wrong with getting even if a girl is seriously trying to play you.

 

[Cubsfan23]

Your advice is one of a kind around here, but I disagree with that. Unless it's something almost undetectable, I see nothing wrong with getting even if a girl is seriously trying to play you.

Waste of energy

 

[demon]

Waste of energy my ass. Revenge is glorious. Set a date with her at your place, have sex, and during intercourse pull a soldering iron out of nowhere and stick it up her cooch. Then yell out, "Laugh at THAT you bitch!"

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

I would have asked her if she wanted to hear a joke. And then hung up on the bitch when she said yes.

 

[radiuhm]

Waste of energy

yea it would be, plus it'd totaly fuck things up, since i'm friends with these girls who are also friends with her. also i see her like every saturday when i go out with some friends.

 

[tetsuoxb]

Waste of energy my ass. Revenge is glorious. Set a date with her at your place, have sex, and during intercourse pull a soldering iron out of nowhere and stick it up her cooch. Then yell out, "Laugh at THAT you bitch!"

Id have to check, but im pretty sure that is a felony.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Get som GHB, drug her, and rape her.

I second this idea.

If you have no GHB hookup any blunt object will do.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Get revenge. She's obviously testing you, and by showing your hand by giving her the second date, you're due for more punishment. Post all the details leading up to, during, and after the date so that we can give you varying opinions while you cruise further into the friend zone, and the circle of advice and apathy continues.

 

[demon]

Id have to check, but im pretty sure that is a felony.

Could you check for me? I wasn't sure.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

I agree with everything in this thread. Call her up and tell her you don't want to see her anymore. Don't be apologetic, don't be an asshole...somewhere in the middle is fine.

I would have asked her if she wanted to hear a joke. And then hung up on the bitch when she said yes.

I really don't know why, but that line made me bust a gut. So damned random.

 

[xsarien]

What on this fucking planet made you think Sin City is a good date movie?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

What on this fucking planet made you think Sin City is a good date movie?

:lol

Your situation is why hollywood makes the ROMCOM.