Death Stranding 2: On The Beach | Review Thread

What scores do you think Death STranding 2: On The Bach will get?

  • 60-65%

    Votes: 6 2.0%
  • 66-70%

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • 71-74%

    Votes: 3 1.0%
  • 75-79%

    Votes: 10 3.4%
  • 80-84%

    Votes: 30 10.1%
  • 85-89%

    Votes: 121 40.6%
  • 90-94%

    Votes: 105 35.2%
  • 95-100%

    Votes: 22 7.4%

  • Total voters
    298
  • Poll closed .
I'm fine with criticism not fine with "x getting boosted because of y"

This is why you are retarded.

Im retarded because you trust the opinion of others who suck up to Kojima? Profile/name checks out. Guess you're more retarded than me buddy. Kojima and critics wont suck your dick buddy, calm down.
 
Im retarded because you trust the opinion of others who suck up to Kojima? Profile/name checks out. Guess you're more retarded than me buddy. Kojima and critics wont suck your dick buddy, calm down.
I don't care about reviews. I loved the first game so I'm hyped for the sequel

Clearly you're too obsessed with him to the point starting retarded arguments
 
I don't care about reviews. I loved the first game so I'm hyped for the sequel

Clearly you're too obsessed with him to the point starting retarded arguments

Fun fact, I played the first on PS4 and double dipped on PC and I didnt hate it. It was enjoyable, an enjoyable 7-8 game and I'll prolly buy the second one this week. There isnt, almost, any game in existence that critics dont overrate over its actual score. Its in their interest when it comes to popular games or games made by famous people, its how they get payed, get clicks, ad-revenue, etc. No ones going to visit their shitty site if they give a game mid reviews, it's only the 9's and below 6's that attract attention. Most games barely deserve more than 8.5 because nothing is perfect. So stop assuming things you know about me, my tag, or whatever. Hope you enjoyed, this "retarded" post. Ciao
 
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Im retarded because you trust the opinion of others who suck up to Kojima? Profile/name checks out. Guess you're more retarded than me buddy. Kojima and critics wont suck your dick buddy, calm down.

Cock, gotta say, that SILKYSMOOTH30FPS SILKYSMOOTH30FPS sock account that got banned recently sounds more and more like you by the hour man, being constantly condescending doesn't help your cause, you're ALWAYS negative, always snarky, half of your posts are driveby ones and frankly, you're one of the most insufferable users in here, no one likes an always negative, condescending smart -ass.

Just try to behave like a normal human being man, your internet attitude/persona isn't helping, just a thought eh ?
 
Cock, gotta say, that SILKYSMOOTH30FPS SILKYSMOOTH30FPS sock account that got banned recently sounds more and more like you by the hour man, being constantly condescending doesn't help your cause, you're ALWAYS negative, always snarky, half of your posts are driveby ones and frankly, you're one of the most insufferable users in here, no one likes an always negative, condescending smart -ass.

Just try to behave like a normal human being man, your internet attitude/persona isn't helping, just a thought eh ?

realistic =/= negative

Living in your own bubble here like the other place will do you less good.
 
realistic =/= negative

Living in your own bubble here like the other place will do you less good.

Realistic = in your opinion
Others (me included) perceive it as constant whining and negativity.

You're obviously allowed to have your own opinion just...stop being so negative and snarky all the G'damn time, it's not good for you, it's not good for the rest of us.

I get that forums/social media are a way to decompress and/or vent but, not like this man...
 
Realistic = in your opinion
Others (me included) perceive it as constant whining and negativity.

You're obviously allowed to have your own opinion just...stop being so negative and snarky all the G'damn time, it's not good for you, it's not good for the rest of us.

I get that forums/social media are a way to decompress and/or vent but, not like this man...
My guy just because someone disagrees with your super duper hopeful 10/10 game doesnt mean they're negative. Stop trying to play the gaf's advocate as if you represent everyone here. You do not. Nothing in this topic did I say something negative. A game that I expect it to be overrated compared to a realistic 7/8 is not negative. Kay? Also fun reminder that gaf, the same place you are in, shat on the first game quite a lot at launch. That it wasn't what they'd expect from the "mastermind Kojima. Just add me to ignore if you want to live in a fantasy and praise critics.
 
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Death Stranding: Director's Cut is an 85 on meta critic so I'm going to guess the sequel is in that ballpark if not a little higher.

85-90

Locked In Yes GIF by CBS
 
Realistic = in your opinion
Others (me included) perceive it as constant whining and negativity.

You're obviously allowed to have your own opinion just...stop being so negative and snarky all the G'damn time, it's not good for you, it's not good for the rest of us.

I get that forums/social media are a way to decompress and/or vent but, not like this man...
Garbage persona. Probably a pathetic cunt IRL

Ignore and carry on 🤷‍♂️
 
My guy just because someone disagrees with your super duper hopeful 10/10 game doesnt mean they're negative. Stop trying to play the gaf's advocate as if you represent everyone here. You do not. Nothing in this topic did I say something negative. A game that I expect it to be overrated compared to a realistic 7/8 is not negative. Kay? Also fun reminder that gaf, the same place you are in, shat on the first game quite a lot at launch. That it wasn't what they'd expect from the "mastermind Kojima. Just add me to ignore if you want to live in a fantasy and praise critics.

Let me put it (even more) simply since you don't seem to get it (actually you do but you're playing coy) :

9 out of 10 posts, you're either shitting on something, being dismissive of something, snarky, ironic and being just a plain ol' internet whiner®.
This is (one of) the reasons you got banned a month ago but you just don't seem to get it, do you ?
In the end, not only you come off as toxic since you just.won't.stop.whining.every. G'damn.time but actually narcissistic since you won't ever take advice nor chill the fuck down, the petty excuse "I'm telling it like it is, you all just like living in a bubble" is just that, a petty excuse and a sign that you just "don't get it".
I'd be willing to bet 100 Eurodollars that you've been told the same exact thing IRL, that, or you're actually a chill guy and just decide to bust balls online (aka vent).

Again, you're free to express your own opinion like everyone else in here, just try to mellow down my man, you'll be doing both yourself and the rest of the people that read these forums a favor, constant negativity doesn't equal "telling it like it is", it's just busting balls and being obnoxious.
 
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First one for me was a solid 90.
Fresh gameplay, Kojima level of attention to detail and story goofiness.
Death Stranding and TLoU Part 2 are the two games i've been replaying once a year.
 
Checked out of trailers and previews a long time ago. Couldn't care less about the reviews, this is going to be a wild ride hands down. I'm too busy with my backlog right now, knee deep in rebirth so can't jump in at launch unfortunately, but I may just purchase anyway to support Kojima San. He's one of the last OG's.
 
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My crystal ball tells me 85 max due to it being "more of the same" but not a "return to form®" like DA veil guard for the obvious reasons😉
Also : sexy chicks = sexist "stuck in the past®" Kojima.

That's not a problem though, the problem will be the usual insufferable e-whiners with the usual "inflated scores 'cause of Sony" / "ya'll like smelling Kojima's farts"/ "Kojima is a hack"/ "lol pretentious drivel"/ "lol literally walking sim pt.2" - it's definitely gonna be a rehash of the OG OT with everything that entails.

I'm really not looking forward to it tbh
 
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Clair 33
Death Stranding 2
And now… DK Bananza!?

Which will claim GOTY 2025!? No matter wins, we all win because these 3 games are some god tier moments in the medium.
 
Clair 33
Death Stranding 2
And now… DK Bananza!?

Which will claim GOTY 2025!? No matter wins, we all win because these 3 games are some god tier moments in the medium.
It's already been foretold that DK, MKW or Metroid will win GOTY. Clair 33 and DS 2 are just along for the ride.
 
9 out of 10 posts, you're either shitting on something, being dismissive of something, snarky, ironic and being just a plain ol' internet whiner®.

Nah. Im a massive shitposter, but hardly actually negative. I love to shit on ppl who are brainlessly praise something as if its the holy grail. Welcome to reality, thats me.
 
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