DEEJ HERE
Know how we got the idea FOR OUR THE PURPLE BALL BOAT(Ball of all time)!? WE THOUGHT ABOUT HOW HARD AND SWIFT WE'VE KICKED ALL THE PLAYERS CONSISTENTLY IN THEIR NUTS, AND WE AT BUNGIE THOUGHT TO CAPTURE THE MOMENT FOREVER, SO WE MADE THE PURPLE BALL BOAT FOR EVERYONE TO KICK AROUND, TO SYMBOLIZE BUNGIE KICKING YOU IN THE BALLS.
here is our lead ball designer with his thoughts,, Sphericus Kickitus-"Yeah I wear like, steel toed boots, so when I kick someone in the sack, they turn purple. And when the Purple Ball glows yellow when YOU kick it in the tower, it symbolizes the pain and suffering.'
WOW SPHERICUS THAT IS SOME DEEP INSIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT SOME RANDOM YOUTUBER, BALLUS, HAS TO SAY-"Yeah bungie invited me to their offices, had me lick their boots and praise the Purple Ball, OUR SAVIOR, and then they swiftly kicked me in the balls and then 3D captured the result of it."
THANKS RANDOM YOUTUBER, LET'S TALK SOME MORE ABOUT THE PURPLE BALL, Now when you decode engrams THERES A CHANCE OF YOU GETTING A SWIFT KICK IN THE NUTS AND A PAIR OF PURPLE BALLS TO SPAWN ON THE TOWER. Wooow!
This has been your 'ball'y update hahahaha #PurpleBall #BungieBall #FuckyourBalls, thats it for the week! And now for some pointless PVP stuff that really makes no difference!