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[Namikaze1]

Omg guys it's the spider from Harry Potter.
-__-


Finnnneee

I love Harry Potter but fuck spiders. I see one, they're dead.

 

[Deku Tree]

Hey is there any way to load Bungies twitch stream on my PS4 or my PS3? thx

 

[Kor of Memory]

But but but most of you guys played Bloodborne right... how 'bout dem spiders?

Did not. Spiders in video games are case dependant. It depends on how they move mostly. Looks are secondary.

Like, World of Warcraft spiders were never an issue because they do this horrible lunging attack animation that makes no sense.

Yet somehow the spiders in Turok 2 would force me to put the game down. There are many games I haven't been able to finish because of this. Resident Evil comes to mind immediately.

Never visit Australia in that case.

I have pictures on my phone of spiders I find at home, want a peek?

I do not. It's a fun thing to tease about, but in reality it gives me horrible sleep paralysis/night terrors. In very specific situations I've had to jump into a full size shower with no clothes on and force my wife to sit outside the curtain. It was the place with the most white walls. So that I could see anything "approaching" me.

I can laugh at myself most of the time, but I've also dealt with it long enough to know when my subconscious has been invaded and I won't be able to sleep that night.

 

[rNilla]

lol gaf and spiders

Destiny needs more spiders and spider-based armor.

 

[everyday math]

That sucks ^^^^

Sorry v___v

 

[Namikaze1]

But but but most of you guys played Bloodborne right... how 'bout dem spiders?

I dealt with them the same way I dealt with every enemy spider before:

 

[jett]

I dealt with them the same way I dealt with every enemy spider:

This is how you deal with a spider:

Oh no...

 

[Kor of Memory]

Anyway, that all said. I think Skolas looks like a Bee with all that fuzz around his neck.

Edit: and I'm out of the thread for a few days until this all blows over.

 

[Deku Tree]

https://twitter.com/professorbroman/status/595993718005465088

 

[Omni]

Spider .gifs? Oh I thought I was in the Destiny thread. UGH.

But seriously how many hours away is the stream? Google is telling me one hour?

 

[Kalamari]

Nah, Destiny needs more squid based armor and items.

 

[figadapaura]

I'm a nice person, you guys.

 

[rNilla]

Nah, Destiny needs more squid based armor and items.

Waiting for a Chinchilla cloak personally.

 

[Namikaze1]

Bungie, whatever you do, do not put an arachnid type enemy in Destiny 2!

 

[kittens]

Nah, Destiny needs more squid based armor and items.

Squidhands gauntlets. +2 to sarcasm.

Bungie, whatever you do, do not put an arachnid type enemy in Destiny 2!

I would actually love that, though I feel for folks with phobias.

 

[Deku Tree]

I want to play the defiled prison of elders.

 

[WipedOut]

Just use a fucking heavy ammo pack god damnit. So sick of waiting people to do the stupid glitch. Also fuck everyone not using NLB for heavy ammo glitching.

But I like shooting rockets, bunches of them and I use a hand cannon with no extra ammo, takes like 30 seconds to do

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

I may play this again. I probably haven't played since... November? December?

I got the urge to do so and it helps that I've been playing a lot of BL2 on the PS4 to help me out with my lack of ability in using a controller for FPSs haha. Currently level 22.

 

[jett]

Bungie, whatever you do, do not put an arachnid type enemy in Destiny 2!

Isn't that what the Devil Walker is?

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Bungie, whatever you do, do not put an arachnid type enemy in Destiny 2!

What would be scarier.

An arachnid Hive or arachnid Vex. We already have a Fallen Spider Walker~

 

[Namikaze1]

I'm a nice person, you guys.

I want to play the defiled prison of elders.

No! Fuck no! Hell no! No no no no no!

 

[figadapaura]

Isn't that what the Devil Walker is?

Nah, only got 6 legs innit.

I want to play the defiled prison of elders.

Isn't that basically like HM Crota? How much lower can our health get?

 

[hydruxo]

One hour yo

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Saw a video about why you always flush before using the toilet in Australia.

That's only in countryside. Most spiders are harmless.

NO

You think I watched that part?


Don't plan to.

Shove it up your arse.

I can't imagine how you faced Rom in Bloodborne.

 

[Namikaze1]

Isn't that what the Devil Walker is?

Mechanical spiders are different. They're hilarious. Spiders like Skyrim's and Souls are hell of a lot scarier than that

What would be scarier.

An arachnid Hive or arachnid Vex. We already have a Fallen Spider Walker~

Hive. Definitely hive.

 

[kittens]

I'm so stoked for the PoE reveal. I hope they give us a mix of objective and pure survival modes, and I hope they make it really hard.

 

[figadapaura]

I can't imagine how you faced Rom in Bloodborne.

3 times!

Those spiders were slow moving, so as long as I just ignored them I could pretend they weren't there.

 

[Namikaze1]

That's only in countryside. Most spiders are harmless.





I can't imagine how you faced Rom in Bloodborne.

Rom's design is hilarious to me. Plus, it's the spider eyes that creeps me out so much.

 

[veloxStrix]

I'm so stoked for the PoE reveal. I hope they give us a mix of objective and pure survival modes, and I hope they make it really hard.

I hope they make me really hard. @_@

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

I'm a nice person, you guys.

In that case let me pm you a video from a few years ago where my housemate lit a pregnant spider on fire with a lighter and an aerosol can.

It exploded into a bazillion baby spiderlings.

 

[Theorry]

Servers are offline now for the patch.

 

[Namikaze1]

In that case let me pm you a video from a few years ago where my housemate lit a pregnant spider on fire with a lighter and an aerosol can.

It exploded into a bazillion baby spiderlings.

Death, buddy, why?

 

[Deku Tree]

No! Fuck no! Hell no! No no no no no!

Isn't that basically like HM Crota? How much lower can our health get?

LiK once described it in the BB thread as being like "solo HM Crota".

 

[Hawkian]

jeez what did Kor do to you guys?

 

[Twilight Gap]

I'm a nice person, you guys.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Death, buddy, why?

Because drunk people do stupid things.

 

[Theorry]

"Stand down, Guardians.

There will be some downtime this morning. And, yes, we are tinkering behind the scenes. No player-facing changes will go live today. Patch notes will land at a later date between now and May 19.

I'll provide more details when they're available."

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

...and kicked out by server maintenance!

 

[Deku Tree]

...and kicked out by server maintenance!

https://twitter.com/bungiehelp/status/595995514060967937

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

https://twitter.com/bungiehelp/status/595995514060967937

That's one way to force players to watch their stream. Take the servers offline

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Guys what if it's a surprise patch

What if when we come back House of Wolves is out and we can play it and omg omg omg

 

[figadapaura]

In that case let me pm you a video from a few years ago where my housemate lit a pregnant spider on fire with a lighter and an aerosol can.

It exploded into a bazillion baby spiderlings.

I don't deserve this.

 

[Twilight Gap]

i love spiders. they're fascinating and terrifyingly beautiful.

but i will fuck them up if i see them in the house.

 

[Kalamari]

I want to try that, how do you know if a spider is pregnant? I thought they layed eggs.

 

[rasengan1337]

Guys what if it's a surprise patch

What if when we come back House of Wolves is out and we can play it and omg omg omg

oh my gosh... that would be crazy. what if after the twitch stream, the servers go back online, and Deej says - now, is the time guardians! GO GET SOME!

 

[BreezyLimbo]

I want to try that, how do you know if a spider is pregnant? I thought they layed eggs.

Oh they do lay eggs.

On their backs.

oh my gosh... that would be crazy. what if after the twitch stream, the servers go back online, and Deej says - now, is the time guardians! GO GET SOME!

It would be pretty damn hype!

 

[noomi]

I'm going to sit in the DestinyGAF = The Best twitch chat, if anyone wants an invite, let me know your twitch handle.

If you were in there before, the room should still be available

 

[Darryl M R]

At work waiting for the stream, going to enjoy this.

 

[Namikaze1]

Crota Bungie won this round. -__-

 

[EJRobinson90]

We were all hyped, Ray is running up to Crota with the sword....aaaaand players left the fireteam :'(

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