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Disney doesn’t want you to see this infomercial for their $5000 Star Wars hotel
- Thread starter ManaByte
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Hardensoul
Member
That singing performance was a 5th Element ripoff lol
ClanOfNone
Member
5 large for a two night experience, I'd better get to rail some hot alien hookers or something.
DKehoe
Gold Member
I get that the nature of it means that it’s an exclusive thing that can only have relatively few people at a time. But it’s a pity how few people will get to experience this.
Also, not sure I’d have included an extended singing section in the advert if I was making it. Feeling like you’re in Star Wars seems to be the selling point, sitting around watching someone sing isn’t what most people would be looking for from that.
Also, not sure I’d have included an extended singing section in the advert if I was making it. Feeling like you’re in Star Wars seems to be the selling point, sitting around watching someone sing isn’t what most people would be looking for from that.
nush
Gold Member
ManaByte
Member
V1LÆM
Gold Member
the trailer is trash but if you can really "be in star wars" like it suggests then i'm sure plenty of people will go for it. yeah it's expensive but it might not be aimed at everyone except the hardcore fans.
i mean if i could pay £5,000 to spend time in Hogwarts i'll fucking do it. i want to live in the castle. i'm a big HP fan. if i were a big Star Wars fan i'd love the chance to live in that world.
i mean if i could pay £5,000 to spend time in Hogwarts i'll fucking do it. i want to live in the castle. i'm a big HP fan. if i were a big Star Wars fan i'd love the chance to live in that world.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
///PATRIOT
Banned
Well the hotel is at orbit so...
nush
Gold Member
Nuke the target in orbit from site, It's the only way to be sure?
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
There was a preview for this before Encanto on the Disney cruise I just went on, it featured…well, a stand-in for me, a mid 30s white dude with disposable income who might be tempted to splurge on a memberberries overdose like this.
Instead I’m going to buy a bigger camper and take my kids outside
Instead I’m going to buy a bigger camper and take my kids outside
Spaceman292
Banned
Dunno but he looks like he's coked out of his fucking hobbit hole
///PATRIOT
Banned
I am just surprised they didn't run this through diversity checklist
The Cockatrice
I'm retarded?
Woke ppl arent rich.
ManaByte
Member
dr_octagon
Banned
$5000 better get me Rian Johnson dressed as piñata as you beat the star wars script out of him. Also a JJ Abrams and JJ Binks UFC event.
Hardensoul
Member
No? But they seem to be well funded!
Konnor
Member
The rich and their spoiled children seem exclusively woke nowadays which is why they can and do enforce their woke bullshit on the rest of us but still fail to achieve momentum with this crap because the working class seems vehemently against it.
dr_octagon
Banned
Vader offers a wake up call service for guests
strange headache
Banned
Advertisement for the perpetual adult child.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
A midget is in it no?
Cyberpunkd
Member
Your point? This is obviously targeted at rich people having the means to give themselves and their kids an unforgettable Star Wars experience. If you're poor - sucks to be you, but then again you probably cannot afford to go to Disneyland anyway (I have two kids, a single trip costs us 250-300€, in what universe is this acceptable?).
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Cyberpunkd
Member
No, an advertisement for rich people, end of discussion. Why is any of this shit surprising to people, especially if they live (as majority here) in the US?
ManaByte
Member
Nah for the price of 2 nights at Starcruiser a family of 4 could get a WEEK at a much better resort hotel at WDW.
Cyberpunkd
Member
The people that make this in an hour and happen to like Star Wars.
strange headache
Banned
5k for a week-end stay at a theme hotel is not for rich people
It is for childish middle-class fanboys and franchise zealots who saved up a couple of bucks in order to blow it on trip to Disney.
Rich people can afford better and sane people get higher quality holidays for less.
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Pagusas
Elden Member
yep, this.5k for a week-end stay at a theme hotel is not for rich people
It is for childish middle-class fanboys and franchise zealots who saved up a couple of bucks in order to blow it on trip to Disney.
Rich people can afford better and sane people get higher quality holidays for less.
chromhound
Member
I can do cocaine on a Hooker's butthole for less 
Great opportunity for the Universal Studios Hollywood Starcruiser.I can do cocaine on a Hooker's butthole for less
ManaByte
Member
AlteredForms
Banned
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
$5000 for 2 nights.
So if Disney maxes it out they'll get about 180 check ins if it's sold out all year. So $900,000 of revenue + all the bullshit meals and merch they try to sell you too. Probably end up at $1M.
Sounds crazy, but a lot of people have money. Finding 180 check ins per year doesnt sound like a lot considering how many star wars fans there are.
So if Disney maxes it out they'll get about 180 check ins if it's sold out all year. So $900,000 of revenue + all the bullshit meals and merch they try to sell you too. Probably end up at $1M.
Sounds crazy, but a lot of people have money. Finding 180 check ins per year doesnt sound like a lot considering how many star wars fans there are.
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Halo is Back
Member
Goddamn Star Wars is so overated.
Every player in the resort and entertainment industry is increasingly catering to whales looking for luxury experiences. A few years ago, platinum badges for music festivals were not that bad. Now they’re $5k each. The gap between the wealthy and everyone else continues to expand, and the money is in making a small percentage of customers feel special.
Halo is Back
Member
Ozzy Onya A2Z
Member
For a little extra you can FastPass queue jump.
RoboFu
One of the green rats
FYI if you didn’t know there has been a huge management change over this year and the management doesn’t give a shit except for the bottom line.
at least bob iger and his crew has some of walts ideals ..the new ceo and his people are going to bring the Parks way down before they learn any lessons.
at least bob iger and his crew has some of walts ideals ..the new ceo and his people are going to bring the Parks way down before they learn any lessons.
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