newtypepilot
Member
what the fuck was that??
Clearly they are only aiming for the 1% who are too stupid to care
Clearly they are only aiming for the 1% who are too stupid to care
Disney doesn’t want you to see this infomercial for their $5000 Star Wars hotel
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Dirk Benedict
Gold Member
Imagine spending your money on this shit... imagine drinking good booze with people dressed up as Aliens.
Lmao...
GnomeChimpsky
Member
This is lame even by Disney Star Wars standards. Not one recognizable ship, creature or actor.
Also, lol at that woman's face when discount Plavalaguna starts singing.
Also, lol at that woman's face when discount Plavalaguna starts singing.
HellforLeather
Member
Like...what the fuck are we supposed to get excited about in that video? Still waiting for the details on this "immersive" experience that justifies the $5k
TransTrender
Gold Member
FOMO!
EXCLUSIVE LIMITED SOCIAL STANDING SIGNALING
PRIVILEGED PEOPLE!
EXCLUSIVE LIMITED SOCIAL STANDING SIGNALING
PRIVILEGED PEOPLE!
Cockles & Whelks
Banned
Aliens cruise on board a Weyland Yutani cruiser.
"Hello everyone, my name is David and I'll be your host, and soon, so will you".
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Yeah, that's about the tone of all the stuff they have on the Disney Channel. Stay at one of their resorts and that's is what all the "Hey, this is Disney!" type videos feel like.
I suspect the first 4 months will just be vloggers staying there just to talk about it.
I hope it works, even if I will likely never stay there. They could have just made a star wars themed mid-level resort like Caribbean Beach with some design cues, rebellion uniforms for the staff, and a giant ass pool with an AT-AT slide and ewok cocktails but they went all in it looks like.
I suspect the first 4 months will just be vloggers staying there just to talk about it.
I hope it works, even if I will likely never stay there. They could have just made a star wars themed mid-level resort like Caribbean Beach with some design cues, rebellion uniforms for the staff, and a giant ass pool with an AT-AT slide and ewok cocktails but they went all in it looks like.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Good for the rich Millenials and z kids. I'll stay at the nicer hotel without the star wars weebs. Thanks.
Fbh
Member
Damn the cringy fake excitement is so bad he is ready to go record some fake voice chat for a game reveal.
The experience itself is probably cool but the price is ridiculous
"Guys I think we got the perfect actor for the ad"
"How old is he? "
"I don't know, somewhere between 12 and 35, it's hard to tell"
The sad part is that this will probably be sold out quickly. And not only by rich people, there's probably going to be some people taking on debt to go here.
The experience itself is probably cool but the price is ridiculous
"Guys I think we got the perfect actor for the ad"
"How old is he? "
"I don't know, somewhere between 12 and 35, it's hard to tell"
The sad part is that this will probably be sold out quickly. And not only by rich people, there's probably going to be some people taking on debt to go here.
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Fbh
Member
Sure, but there's probably going to be some regular fans too. A lot of people are terrible with money.
Like around here on every Football (soccer) world cup you hear about regular lower middle class people going $10k+ in debt to go follow our national team. Wouldn't be surprised if there's plenty of Star Wars megafans willing to do the same for what is being sold to them as a "once in a lifetime star wars experience".
Also off topic....I hate your avatar.
a multicultural team of v
Member
If this was Nintendo themed there would be tons of people on this forum alone that would pay even double price to go, so this isn't surprising.
I'm glad I've basically removed my caring of Star Wars completely from my system. The 90s and early 2000s were an incredible time thanks to the movie rereleases, video games, and expanded universe books, but I have long come to terms that it is over and won't ever be back. I can always replay/reread/rewatch that stuff, but I'm content to simply not care about anything new.
I'm glad I've basically removed my caring of Star Wars completely from my system. The 90s and early 2000s were an incredible time thanks to the movie rereleases, video games, and expanded universe books, but I have long come to terms that it is over and won't ever be back. I can always replay/reread/rewatch that stuff, but I'm content to simply not care about anything new.
Billbofet
Member
Holy shit that video was terrible. Worst of all, it showed almost nothing outside of concept art and a manchild having an excitement seizure over a generic control panel.
Plus, it wastes most of its time on some bullshit singer and looks more like Star Trek than Star Wars.
Oooof
Plus, it wastes most of its time on some bullshit singer and looks more like Star Trek than Star Wars.
Oooof
sCHOCOLATE
Member
If they manage to include the singer being thrown into a pit to be eaten by a Rancor, I'm sold!