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[52club]

No last minute DUIs and I'm looking to be the Ed Nealy of my squad, so draft me.

 

[shira]

soons

who is striming draft? link

 

[Moppet13]

Player name: Bukkake Temperate Rain
Steam profile : http://steamcommunity.com/id/MyMomWipesMyAss4Me
Dotabuff : http://www.dotabuff.com/players/34075348
MMR bracket : 3700
Preferred role(s): Support, Carry, Jungle, Offlane in that order.
Are you interested in Captaining? (y/n): Preferably no, but I could.

 

[Anbokr]

who is striming draft? link

http://www.twitch.tv/dommynick

astroboy, procarbine, and maybe 1 or 2 more will be commentating I believe

 

[SteveWinwood]

i dont wanna watch i just wanna know what people say about me

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

i dont wanna watch i just wanna know what people say about me

My life story

 

[Anbokr]

i dont wanna watch i just wanna know what people say about me

they'll probably be flaming you, so you should tune in and listen so u can flame them back

 

[twobear]

i dont wanna watch i just wanna know what people say about me

'He just feeds'

 

[Sanjuro]

I'm nervous.

 

[inkls]

'He just feeds'

truer words have never been spoken

 

[A Sentient Keyboard]

I'm scared.

 

[NormalFish]

'He just feeds'

'I'll draft him if I get 2 first round picks'

 

[CharpyImpact]

Set low expectations. Really just ask for civil teammates. Half the battle of this is not getting a cancer team.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Set low expectations. Really just ask for civil teammates. Half the battle of this is not getting a cancer team.

all i ask

plz no hylian/109/inkls

 

[dommynick]

Draft stream will be going live in 5 minutes from this post! (6:15 PST)

EDIT: We live!

http://www.twitch.tv/dommynick

 

[Moppet13]

so bummed I missed this

 

[bbd23]

why you should pick me

im a 3k mmr player that went 0-2 in inhouse games because of bad drafters. thank you.

 

[Sanjuro]

I'm great for team morale. I follow directions well. Make me somebody!

 

[Indignate]

I played no inhouse games nor do I have an MMR.

I am the wild card 7th round pick.

 

[PillowKnight]

Set low expectations. Really just ask for civil teammates. Half the battle of this is not getting a cancer team.

Im looking to draft only non-cancer players. If you can take losses like a champ let me know so that I can pick you over other players! Alternatively if you really hate losing and get really mad and flame your teammates, let me know too, cause you'll likely be benched if you end up on my team.

 

[Sianos]

Since I missed the preseason, have a short dating profile

I enjoy theorycrafting, pursuing self-improvement, and exotic puns. I habitually mediate and love the joy of a team communicating and working together. I also enjoy long walks on the beach. Willing to work at our five-man relationship :>

 

[NormalFish]

Since I missed the preseason, have a short dating profile

I enjoy theorycrafting, pursuing self-improvement, and exotic puns. I habitually mediate and love the joy of a team communicating and working together. I also enjoy long walks on the beach. Willing to work at our five-man relationship :>

What's your best pun?

 

[twobear]

Reasons to draft TOBEAR: you're looking for a fixer-upper

 

[TheCrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c

 

[Sianos]

What's your best pun?

Well, there was a mollusk, and he knew this sea cucumber...

Spoiler

Making puns dry feels rough and less satisfying than when you have a setup to lubricate your delivery

 

[shira]

 

[TUSR]

6:45 inkls: Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Procarbine in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

 

[TheRed]

So ill still get picked somewhere right? Didnt have time to play any IH games. All I can say is I'm not a rager Must be worth something.

 

[CharpyImpact]

Im looking to draft only non-cancer players. If you can take losses like a champ let me know so that I can pick you over other players! Alternatively if you really hate losing and get really mad and flame your teammates, let me know too, cause you'll likely be benched if you end up on my team.

Ya. I am fine with taking losses and don't flame. Honestly, I can't let DOTA make me stressed out anymore. My liver can't take it.

 

[arab]

1 . 0 9 b o y s

 

[twobear]

Reasons to pick TOBEAR: you don't understand how MMR works

 

[bounchfx]

http://www.twitch.tv/dommynick

astroboy, procarbine, and maybe 1 or 2 more will be commentating I believe

oh man I thought this was private aha. I'll watch while I wait for my foods

 

[bbd23]

this has been really fun to listen to so far.


great work guys

 

[Demoli]

IT'S NOT A DINOSSAUR ITS A DEVILJHO

 

[SweetHands]

Im looking to draft only non-cancer players. If you can take losses like a champ let me know so that I can pick you over other players! Alternatively if you really hate losing and get really mad and flame your teammates, let me know too, cause you'll likely be benched if you end up on my team.

I'm zen as fuck.

 

[Shorty11857]

Stream has actually been really good so far, good job guys

 

[gai_shain]

Im looking to draft only non-cancer players. If you can take losses like a champ let me know so that I can pick you over other players! Alternatively if you really hate losing and get really mad and flame your teammates, let me know too, cause you'll likely be benched if you end up on my team.

I obviously want to win but I dont get toxic in any way when losing

Even though it says EUW for me I can play perfectly fine on USE

 

[Demoli]

This is gonna be archived right? I might need to catch the end tail tomorrow.

 

[TheCrow]

IT'S NOT A DINOSSAUR ITS A DEVILJHO

PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

 

[Vaporak]

this has been really fun to listen to so far.


great work guys

Stream has actually been really good so far, good job guys

This is gonna be archived right? I might need to catch the end tail tomorrow.

Agreed, I like the draft stream so far. Hopefully this gets archived for Dota-Gaf history.

 

[shira]

OMG the production value is soooooooooooooo gud. Great job guys

 

[Moppet13]

Im looking to draft only non-cancer players. If you can take losses like a champ let me know so that I can pick you over other players! Alternatively if you really hate losing and get really mad and flame your teammates, let me know too, cause you'll likely be benched if you end up on my team.

I can't be drafted and I'm a free agent. But I lose all day long and don't get tired of it.

Spoiler

Please pick me up some day

 

[kvk1]

Yeah, like no joke, the flow in analysis and conversation here is top-tier.

Pro, Dom, Conceptor, captains...hats off.

 

[twobear]

'I picked stevewinwood because he's a racist who thinks all ethnic food is the same'

Safe...........,,safe,,,

 

[TUSR]

im having fun

 

[bbd23]

'I picked stevewinwood because he's a racist who thinks all ethnic food is the same'

Safe...........,,safe,,,

Also my little note on the spreadsheet is outdated. im actually out of a job come wednesday, (god bless target canada)

 

[NormalFish]

Gonna have to watch the draft vod.

 

[arab]

WE'RE GONNA WIN

 

[BeesEight]

103 people watching a Gaf team draft.

If anything, we are eager.

 

[SecretMoblin]

arab's team lost gg