Imp the Dimp
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Can somebody sum up why Tobi was embarrasing and awkward yesterday? Couldn't watch the stream sadly.
edit: Did James bang Jess?
edit: Did James bang Jess?
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Oh wow. I can't tell if I got some Legendary Pudge Tassels after a game because it just dropped for me or because I got it because I bought a compendium. EIther way, I don't really want it. I don't know what I could get for it if I traded.
Every god damn game is over within 20 minutes and then you spend another 20-30 minutes for them to end it. It's such a waste of time.
Oh wow. I can't tell if I got some Legendary Pudge Tassels after a game because it just dropped for me or because I got it because I bought a compendium. EIther way, I don't really want it. I don't know what I could get for it if I traded.
Every god damn game is over within 20 minutes and then you spend another 20-30 minutes for them to end it. It's such a waste of time.
I hope not.
Someone told me this was a good show.
They lied.
No it's not
The game isn't over till you've won!
Bot games are an amazingly accurate representation of low level pub games, whomever did their AI is a genius.
Please tell me how I can win when our only carry has died 5 times during the laning phase, is buying 20x sentry wards, is feeding the courier and is idling in the base.
Now I'm waiting for the courtesy stomp in my favour because of enforced 50% winrate. It usually shows up every 5 or so losses.
I see what you did there.I'm sure you're convinced Valve is watching this thread and taking note, and you're not just trying to satisfy your own ego because someone disagrees with me on the internet.
I'll take it one step further then. This back-and-forth will lead to nowhere and does nothing. Neither party will ever convince the other. It's like trench warfare at its most stagnant during the Great War. All it accomplishes is a shittier experience for everyone involved.
I'm calling this topic borderline threadshitting.
We must be talking extremely low level then. If I play Puck against them they break the Dream Coils every time.Bot games are an amazingly accurate representation of low level pub games, whomever did their AI is a genius.
It's already too late! Also chat is so mean to DPMThose kittens will ruin those chairs, my cat had a litter a few years ago, and my chairs look like they were in a blender.
Pudge arcana would be the most boring thing ever.
Also Valve is going to have an awkward time finding a slot for it that doesn't conflict with already valuable items (so don't expect a hook, back or head item). I just don't want it to happen at all, especially since a Pudge arcana isn't even out of the realm to be added without a vote, while some heroes, like Io or Jakiro have no chance without this vote.
I thought we were talking about every god damn gamePlease tell me how I can win when our only carry has died 5 times during the laning phase, is buying 20x sentry wards, is feeding the courier and is idling in the base.
Seems like the matchmaker has succeeded in placing you in the correct skill range then.Now I'm waiting for the courtesy stomp in my favour because of enforced 50% winrate. It usually shows up every 5 or so losses.
I still feel the Bot early game AI got nerfed at one point. They used to have deadly reflexes and timing, and the exact moment your HP fell low enough to kill in a combo they would execute it flawlessly.
They always have sucked in the later part of the game sadly.
We must be talking extremely low level then. If I play Puck against them they break the Dream Coils every time.
The enemy bot AI still is better than the friendly bot AI.
After 10 minutes this happens over and over: "Pushing top" -> Team gets wiped. At least you can keep pinging one of your towers until they go back.
my favorite:
"Go on Viper!"
"I'm out!"
*Viper triple kill!*
>____>
speaking of, fuck Viper bot.
" I'm going to run into this corner and just die as I'm being chased! Next level jukes!"I also like:
"Roaming bot to gank"
half a second later:
"Going back to mid/top"
Clearly the AI didn't trust you enough to gank. Skynet is nigh!
I usually ragequit botgames at the point the 5-man starts. Private Lobby that is.
I was teaching someone that was brand new to Dota in a co-op bot game once. Our team was all humans. The Drow bought no items and I said "Drow, you really should buy some items. Do you need help on which ones to get?" and got "STFU and play ur own champ" She laned with Chaos Knight and they both quit 10 minutes in. I was Tinker and we still won it though. My friend was playing Lich.
I was teaching someone that was brand new to Dota in a co-op bot game once. Our team was all humans. The Drow bought no items and I said "Drow, you really should buy some items. Do you need help on which ones to get?" and got "STFU and play ur own champ" She laned with Chaos Knight and they both quit 10 minutes in. I was Tinker and we still won it though. My friend was playing Lich.
why...
WHY..
WHY did lone druid have to be in the same group as pudge, why?
Everyone knows Mario Part 2 is the best.
He's casting the EU games, think he's annoyed that have all this talent and most of them just want to sit around on the couch.
I was teaching someone that was brand new to Dota in a co-op bot game once. Our team was all humans. The Drow bought no items and I said "Drow, you really should buy some items. Do you need help on which ones to get?" and got "STFU and play ur own champ" She laned with Chaos Knight and they both quit 10 minutes in. I was Tinker and we still won it though. My friend was playing Lich.
Yeah, that's correct. TD = Tower Damage as wellMy hands still have PTSD blister scars from Mario Party 1 so anything afterwards is better.
On a more on topic question, when looking at dotabuff match recaps the abbreviation HD / HH means Hero Damage / Hero Healing ?
Now I'm waiting for the courtesy stomp in my favour because of enforced 50% winrate.
The funny thing was I was nice to that guy and offered him help.That's kind of sad, people like that probably abandon Dota after one game even though they might enjoy it if they took the time to learn how it works. Watching some Purge casts a Pub videos I realized that a lot of players do some random shit in their first game, get trashed by the one player that kind of understands item and skill builds, and then leave the game forever. Maybe if there was some kind of way to help out those players, like coaches assigned to entire teams or something.
China qualis are the only ones that matters.
Shit is going to be BRUTAL
The funny thing was I was nice to that guy and offered him help.
That also happened long before coaching was implemented.