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Dota 2 |OT7| What the fuck have they done

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G.ZZZ

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JESUS CHRIST THOSE GAMES I GOT ONLY RETARDS JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GIVE CANCER TO THOSE IDIOTS WHO INFEST MY MMR

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/946504348

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945855273

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945622388

Give me strenght because there's too much retardness in those games.

Also necro lategame is shitsucks. 100% Shitsucks. Wow you kill a person who's below 50% hp and probably already stunlocked and who will die anyway, meanwhile your 3 hp heal/hour won't do shit against their 3000 dps and your aura of i am not feeling so well do shit when you get instagibbed in 3 shots. This hero is a pure snowballer mid that however sucks dicks lategame no matter how you itemize it, and obviously your team WILL CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO END THE GAME EVEN IF YOU GO BEYOND GODLIKE IN 15 MIN AND YOU GOT A PUSH TEAM. That last game was so horrendous, and common factor in all those games were furions that didn't understand shit about the game and teamgfighted when they should've pushed, pushed when we weren't teamfighting so they could feed some gold to the enemy and were obviously fucking afk first 10 mins of the game so you have to win the lane 4vs5, and even if you go beyond godlike 4vs5 in 15 mins they still refuse to push and you lose against a real lategame team. It was amazing to see how we teamfighted mid 4vs5, we all died with our creeps about to get megas top (they had only a melee standing), and furion instead of tping top while we fight mid he actually tped in the fight and got instagibbed, cue PA rapier comeback time and obviously "EZ GAME WOW I'M SO GOOD" in all chat , no you aren't good you shithead, we just got a furion picker aka a rare case of a quadrisomial disease.

Highfive boys
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EDIT: Also PJSalt everywhere.
 
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Razzer

Member
G.ZZZ said:
JESUS CHRIST THOSE GAMES I GOT ONLY RETARDS JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GIVE CANCER TO THOSE IDIOTS WHO INFEST MY MMR

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/946504348

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945855273

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945622388

Give me strenght because there's too much retardness in those games.

Also necro lategame is shitsucks. 100% Shitsucks. Wow you kill a person who's below 50% hp and probably already stunlocked and who will die anyway, meanwhile your 3 hp heal/hour won't do shit against their 3000 dps and your aura of i am not feeling so well do shit when you get instagibbed in 3 shots. This hero is a pure snowballer mid that however sucks dicks lategame no matter how you itemize it, and obviously your team WILL CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO END THE GAME EVEN IF YOU GO BEYOND GODLIKE IN 15 MIN AND YOU GOT A PUSH TEAM. That last game was so horrendous, and common factor in all those games were furions that didn't understand shit about the game and teamgfighted when they should've pushed, pushed when we weren't teamfighting so they could feed some gold to the enemy and were obviously fucking afk first 10 mins of the game so you have to win the lane 4vs5, and even if you go beyond godlike 4vs5 in 15 mins they still refuse to push and you lose against a real lategame team. It was amazing to see how we teamfighted mid 4vs5, we all died with our creeps about to get megas top (they had only a melee standing), and furion instead of tping top while we fight mid he actually tped in the fight and got instagibbed, cue PA rapier comeback time and obviously "EZ GAME WOW I'M SO GOOD" in all chat , no you aren't good you shithead, we just got a furion picker aka a rare case of a quadrisomial disease.

Highfive boys
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EDIT: Also PJSalt everywhere.
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bounchfx

Member
that's hilarious but also sad.

do you know what would make him feel better? a bigger 2nd place prize pool.

BOOM BABY
tonight, finally. my goodness.

now that my crunch is over I can play Dota today before I leave for NYC tomorrow. Techies is still on my all hero challenge... maybe ill try to get past him. My first 6 heroes I did all in one attempt each, then this fucker shows up. :(
 
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Quesa

Member
Guys I tried to solo mid as omni yesterday and my team didn't believe in me and basically attributed all their mistakes to me going mid. even though I won two lanes they gave up because they couldn't handle someone not playing the role they thought they were gonna

how do I inspire idiots into believing in me
 
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inkls

Member
bounchfx said:
that's hilarious but also sad.

do you know what would make him feel better? a bigger 2nd place prize pool.

BOOM BABY
tonight, finally. my goodness.

now that my crunch is over I can play Dota today before I leave for NYC tomorrow. Techies is still on my all hero challenge... maybe ill try to get past him. My first 6 heroes I did all in one attempt each, then this fucker shows up. :(
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Me and a bunch of others are stuck at Pudge. We should pair up and do an ultimate trench team.
 
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bbd23

Member
started with necro for hero challenge. got him done in 1 game...earth spirit was next. haven't even bothered yet. fuck the hero challenge
 
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SteveWinwood

Member
Ape_Agape said:
Guys I tried to solo mid as omni yesterday and my team didn't believe in me and basically attributed all their mistakes to me going mid. even though I won two lanes they gave up because they couldn't handle someone not playing the role they thought they were gonna

how do I inspire idiots into believing in me
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you get first blood

which is ez to do if you max aura and purification with an oov
 
T

Technosteve

Banned
Mohasus said:
My first hero is chen, then KoTL.

Needless to say I didn't even try to start it.
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chen's pretty easy to play, just watch some replays of Puppey, Akke and hmm Chuan.

http://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1knrk2/what_are_some_tips_to_becoming_a_better_chen/

has some good tips. You also have to figure out what style you are going to play, Puppey and Chuan play Chen as a early ganker/first blood support. Akke is a farmer and he is very good at farming.

Chen's Roles

-Ganker from minute 1 to 8 your creeps have an major damage and HP advantage. Troll summoner is one of the strongest creeps to grab if you want to smoke gank.

-Famer Wildkin's tornado spell can kill triple stacks of creeps, if you going the farming route learning pull timings to maximize your farming. You can farm four camps every two minutes if you have two Wildkins.

-Mid Game Pusher i don't think this tatic is valid anymore but it was a popular style to play him as your ulti heals your creeps to full health taking advantage of that ability to take down the towers while your team are pushing some where else.

-Chen late game Ancients new in this patch, typically he falls off super hard late game as none of his skills scales to late game his mobility sucks and the creeps don't scale to late game when Heroes have 2k to 3k HP. But he can spam his heal every 30 seconds plus mek if you went that route. Just like Nature's prophet you can use your creeps to scout and aggressively ward.

Chen's Pros Warcraft 3 style hero

Chen's Cons Stealth heroes Riki, Bounty Hunter, Brooklyn Curtz will fuck you up in the jungle.

Difficulty Easier then Meepo harder then Enchantress
 
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A Sentient Keyboard

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Getting difficult heroes is part of the fun, imo. I never played invoker before the challenge, and it got me to practice him in bot games until I was somewhat confident with him. I got the win in two matches and both were a lot of fun. Same for enchantress. During my many attemps at winning with timbersaw, I got my first rampage!
 
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Raytow

Member
G.ZZZ said:
JESUS CHRIST THOSE GAMES I GOT ONLY RETARDS JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GIVE CANCER TO THOSE IDIOTS WHO INFEST MY MMR

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/946504348

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945855273

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945622388

Give me strenght because there's too much retardness in those games.

Also necro lategame is shitsucks. 100% Shitsucks. Wow you kill a person who's below 50% hp and probably already stunlocked and who will die anyway, meanwhile your 3 hp heal/hour won't do shit against their 3000 dps and your aura of i am not feeling so well do shit when you get instagibbed in 3 shots. This hero is a pure snowballer mid that however sucks dicks lategame no matter how you itemize it, and obviously your team WILL CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO END THE GAME EVEN IF YOU GO BEYOND GODLIKE IN 15 MIN AND YOU GOT A PUSH TEAM. That last game was so horrendous, and common factor in all those games were furions that didn't understand shit about the game and teamgfighted when they should've pushed, pushed when we weren't teamfighting so they could feed some gold to the enemy and were obviously fucking afk first 10 mins of the game so you have to win the lane 4vs5, and even if you go beyond godlike 4vs5 in 15 mins they still refuse to push and you lose against a real lategame team. It was amazing to see how we teamfighted mid 4vs5, we all died with our creeps about to get megas top (they had only a melee standing), and furion instead of tping top while we fight mid he actually tped in the fight and got instagibbed, cue PA rapier comeback time and obviously "EZ GAME WOW I'M SO GOOD" in all chat , no you aren't good you shithead, we just got a furion picker aka a rare case of a quadrisomial disease.

Highfive boys
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EDIT: Also PJSalt everywhere.
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Wtf I was watching the Necro game, you guys were steamrolling them so much I stopped watching since it was looking like an easy win, how the fuck do you lose that?
 
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Satch

Banned
G.ZZZ said:
JESUS CHRIST THOSE GAMES I GOT ONLY RETARDS JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GIVE CANCER TO THOSE IDIOTS WHO INFEST MY MMR

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/946504348

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945855273

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945622388

Give me strenght because there's too much retardness in those games.

Also necro lategame is shitsucks. 100% Shitsucks. Wow you kill a person who's below 50% hp and probably already stunlocked and who will die anyway, meanwhile your 3 hp heal/hour won't do shit against their 3000 dps and your aura of i am not feeling so well do shit when you get instagibbed in 3 shots. This hero is a pure snowballer mid that however sucks dicks lategame no matter how you itemize it, and obviously your team WILL CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO END THE GAME EVEN IF YOU GO BEYOND GODLIKE IN 15 MIN AND YOU GOT A PUSH TEAM. That last game was so horrendous, and common factor in all those games were furions that didn't understand shit about the game and teamgfighted when they should've pushed, pushed when we weren't teamfighting so they could feed some gold to the enemy and were obviously fucking afk first 10 mins of the game so you have to win the lane 4vs5, and even if you go beyond godlike 4vs5 in 15 mins they still refuse to push and you lose against a real lategame team. It was amazing to see how we teamfighted mid 4vs5, we all died with our creeps about to get megas top (they had only a melee standing), and furion instead of tping top while we fight mid he actually tped in the fight and got instagibbed, cue PA rapier comeback time and obviously "EZ GAME WOW I'M SO GOOD" in all chat , no you aren't good you shithead, we just got a furion picker aka a rare case of a quadrisomial disease.

Highfive boys
highfive.gif


EDIT: Also PJSalt everywhere.
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are you me
 
Wok

Wok

Member
I have decided to give Dotabuff Plus a try for one month to discover my hero rankings.

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No need to say I am disappointed: I am bronze-tier (the lowest), and I am better than 30% of the players.
 
Haunted

Haunted

Member
Wok said:
I have decided to give Dotabuff Plus a try for one month to discover my hero rankings.



No need to say I am disappointed: I am bronze-tier (the lowest), and I am better than 30% of the players.
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I probably misread/misunderstood (don't have dotabuff +), but I'm pretty sure 31st percentile means you're in the top 31%, not bottom. Right?
 
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MurkyZebra2417

Member
Why is Fnatic even allowed to play? Do they have a rooster anymore? What is this in the Na'vi game:

Standin.ComeWithMe
Standin.@Ar1sE
MYM.Ryze
MYM.Blan
Standin.neNo-

And they are tagged up as MYM.


What?
 
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Demoli

Member
Wok said:
I have decided to give Dotabuff Plus a try for one month to discover my hero rankings.



No need to say I am disappointed: I am bronze-tier (the lowest), and I am better than 30% of the players.
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That actually looks nice, cna you see other player's stats aswell?
 
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Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Haunted said:
Well, then that's a weird way to present that. :D
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When talking of percentiles, typically higher is better. So 99th percentile would make you better than 99% of players.
 
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Chris R

Member
Wok said:
I have decided to give Dotabuff Plus a try for one month to discover my hero rankings.



No need to say I am disappointed: I am bronze-tier (the lowest), and I am better than 30% of the players.
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30+ games on heroes required for those fancy graphs :( Might just run FV through two more games to get a single hero that high to check them out.
 
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OldAsUrSock

Banned
G.ZZZ said:
JESUS CHRIST THOSE GAMES I GOT ONLY RETARDS JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GIVE CANCER TO THOSE IDIOTS WHO INFEST MY MMR

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/946504348

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945855273

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945622388

Give me strenght because there's too much retardness in those games.

Also necro lategame is shitsucks. 100% Shitsucks. Wow you kill a person who's below 50% hp and probably already stunlocked and who will die anyway, meanwhile your 3 hp heal/hour won't do shit against their 3000 dps and your aura of i am not feeling so well do shit when you get instagibbed in 3 shots. This hero is a pure snowballer mid that however sucks dicks lategame no matter how you itemize it, and obviously your team WILL CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO END THE GAME EVEN IF YOU GO BEYOND GODLIKE IN 15 MIN AND YOU GOT A PUSH TEAM. That last game was so horrendous, and common factor in all those games were furions that didn't understand shit about the game and teamgfighted when they should've pushed, pushed when we weren't teamfighting so they could feed some gold to the enemy and were obviously fucking afk first 10 mins of the game so you have to win the lane 4vs5, and even if you go beyond godlike 4vs5 in 15 mins they still refuse to push and you lose against a real lategame team. It was amazing to see how we teamfighted mid 4vs5, we all died with our creeps about to get megas top (they had only a melee standing), and furion instead of tping top while we fight mid he actually tped in the fight and got instagibbed, cue PA rapier comeback time and obviously "EZ GAME WOW I'M SO GOOD" in all chat , no you aren't good you shithead, we just got a furion picker aka a rare case of a quadrisomial disease.

Highfive boys
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EDIT: Also PJSalt everywhere.
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I saw !Attacker play a good late game Necro in his stream.
 
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SteveWinwood

Member
Wok said:
I have decided to give Dotabuff Plus a try for one month to discover my hero rankings.



No need to say I am disappointed: I am bronze-tier (the lowest), and I am better than 30% of the players.
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being better than 30 something percent than the player base for only playing a year or something isnt that bad in my opinion keep in mind how many people there are, and how long tons have been playing
 
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The Technomancer

card-carrying scientician
G.ZZZ said:
JESUS CHRIST THOSE GAMES I GOT ONLY RETARDS JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GIVE CANCER TO THOSE IDIOTS WHO INFEST MY MMR

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/946504348

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945855273

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945622388

Give me strenght because there's too much retardness in those games.

Also necro lategame is shitsucks. 100% Shitsucks. Wow you kill a person who's below 50% hp and probably already stunlocked and who will die anyway, meanwhile your 3 hp heal/hour won't do shit against their 3000 dps and your aura of i am not feeling so well do shit when you get instagibbed in 3 shots. This hero is a pure snowballer mid that however sucks dicks lategame no matter how you itemize it, and obviously your team WILL CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO END THE GAME EVEN IF YOU GO BEYOND GODLIKE IN 15 MIN AND YOU GOT A PUSH TEAM. That last game was so horrendous, and common factor in all those games were furions that didn't understand shit about the game and teamgfighted when they should've pushed, pushed when we weren't teamfighting so they could feed some gold to the enemy and were obviously fucking afk first 10 mins of the game so you have to win the lane 4vs5, and even if you go beyond godlike 4vs5 in 15 mins they still refuse to push and you lose against a real lategame team. It was amazing to see how we teamfighted mid 4vs5, we all died with our creeps about to get megas top (they had only a melee standing), and furion instead of tping top while we fight mid he actually tped in the fight and got instagibbed, cue PA rapier comeback time and obviously "EZ GAME WOW I'M SO GOOD" in all chat , no you aren't good you shithead, we just got a furion picker aka a rare case of a quadrisomial disease.

Highfive boys
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EDIT: Also PJSalt everywhere.
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Whelp I feel less bad about my whining now
 
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