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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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freenudemacusers
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I had Mead for the first time yesterday. I thought it was gonna suck but it was really fucking tasty, smooth and sweet without being too rich. Plus, it has a higher ABV then beer, which is good. I think I'm gonna start drinking that shit daily. That's gonna be my thing.
Also, I think I'm losing my mind. Fuck. Someone needs to shoot me with an elephant tranquilizer or something.
Also, I think I'm losing my mind. Fuck. Someone needs to shoot me with an elephant tranquilizer or something.
You know what? Fuck food. People rag on smokers, drinkers and drug users but food fucks people's shit up just as much as that stuff. I'm going all liquid from here on out.
Agonizing over a text. Life is weird.
Now I'm envisioning my drunk thread post history being read out loud in the court of law. Time to start editing out posts, this might take awhile.
Agonizing over a text. Life is weird.
Now I'm envisioning my drunk thread post history being read out loud in the court of law. Time to start editing out posts, this might take awhile.
shadyspace
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College is fucking awesome.
freenudemacusers
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I've always wondered if anyone reads this thread.
I mean, I don't. I just quote a random post and respond.
freenudemacusers
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i'm crying
from my penis
If you could switch crying and cumming, would you? As in, instead of crying when you're sad, you bust a nut, and vice versa.
Not sure if I can escalate this texting any further. I worked myself into a corner. Rookie mistake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldtP5tkV98A
Call me a box of tissues.
freenudemacusers
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hmm, i'll have to think about that
friend bailed on midget wrestling. said it's a super sketchy place.
now i want to go even more.
I don't know, midgets gotta be expensive, right? They probably have to ship them in and everything.
freenudemacusers
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dunno, I saw Mini Kiss* at a not too sketchy indian casino in north dakota. but I guess "EXTREME MIDGET WRESTLING" is a little different.
*look this up now
TheKaeptain
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Margaritas at Cabo in LA. I'm there.
TheKaeptain
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I'm runk.
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Deleted member 22576
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Going to a street food festival in Oakland with a girl that looks like an acorn.
All my laundry smells like weed and deodorant and I drank 4 16oz beers last night and NO water so I feel kind of queasy. I guess we're gonna stop at the sutro baths afterwards but that feels like a million years from now. I could be dead by 7pm.
All my laundry smells like weed and deodorant and I drank 4 16oz beers last night and NO water so I feel kind of queasy. I guess we're gonna stop at the sutro baths afterwards but that feels like a million years from now. I could be dead by 7pm.
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Deleted member 22576
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Dudes I did the thing where you leave the gas pump in auto and yank it out a spill gas EVERYWHERE. It soaked all my clothes and Cameron the attendant teenager guy was like "oh shit that's HELLA" it was sooooo fucking shocking.
Atramental
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Holy crap.
I didn't realize we were this close to the end.
I didn't realize we were this close to the end.
I agree with this notion. I even wrote my own paragraph just now.
Great idea, all top 10 posters need to do this.
Atramental
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