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[AcridMeat]

Why am I just now listening to Punky Bruster Cooked On Phonics for the first time. Shits amazing.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I saw some bikini blood wrestling at a horror punk show in Santa Cruz this one time.

I also did coke for the first time that night.

hmm,

maybe i'll eat some mescaline and watch them wrestle. will be intennnsseee

 

[Snuggles]

I had Mead for the first time yesterday. I thought it was gonna suck but it was really fucking tasty, smooth and sweet without being too rich. Plus, it has a higher ABV then beer, which is good. I think I'm gonna start drinking that shit daily. That's gonna be my thing.

Also, I think I'm losing my mind. Fuck. Someone needs to shoot me with an elephant tranquilizer or something.

 

[Kentpaul]

Strongbow FTW, last minute clubbing plans.

Pre game for a pre gamer

 

[coldvein]

its 1:44 PM

i am fucking HAMMERED

this is not necessarily good

 

[Snuggles]

My liver can suck my dick

 

[coldvein]

your liver has been a baby this whole time

 

[AcridMeat]

vein answer my Q

 

[kehs]

Jurssic park is on yall!

 

[kehs]

I just realized this thread is open to the public to read.

 

[Snuggles]

You know what? Fuck food. People rag on smokers, drinkers and drug users but food fucks people's shit up just as much as that stuff. I'm going all liquid from here on out.

Agonizing over a text. Life is weird.

I just realized this thread is open to the public to read.

Now I'm envisioning my drunk thread post history being read out loud in the court of law. Time to start editing out posts, this might take awhile.

 

[kehs]

Chris bosch was magnificient in the ktichen scene of jurassic park when he's trying to get the kids.

 

[shadyspace]

College is fucking awesome.

 

[Snuggles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeTanj5YfFA

wow

 

[freenudemacusers]

I just realized this thread is open to the public to read.

I've always wondered if anyone reads this thread.

I mean, I don't. I just quote a random post and respond.

 

[kehs]

I've always wondered if anyone reads this thread.

I mean, I don't. I just quote a random post and respond.

I always make sure to read your posts.

<3

 

[freenudemacusers]

i'm crying

Spoiler

from my penis

 

[Snuggles]

i'm crying

Spoiler

from my penis

If you could switch crying and cumming, would you? As in, instead of crying when you're sad, you bust a nut, and vice versa.

Not sure if I can escalate this texting any further. I worked myself into a corner. Rookie mistake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldtP5tkV98A

 

[kehs]

i'm crying

Spoiler

from my penis

Call me a box of tissues.

 

[freenudemacusers]

If you could switch crying and cumming, would you? As in, instead of crying when you're sad, you bust a nut, and vice versa.

Not sure if I can escalate this texting any further. I worked myself into a corner. Rookie mistake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldtP5tkV98A

hmm, i'll have to think about that


friend bailed on midget wrestling. said it's a super sketchy place.

now i want to go even more.

 

[kehs]

Could it really have been anything but a super sketchy place though?

 

[Snuggles]

Could it really have been anything but a super sketchy place though?

I don't know, midgets gotta be expensive, right? They probably have to ship them in and everything.

 

[kehs]

I'm watching breaking bad, and I want to talk about the word cunt, it's uses and it's barring.

Is it ever okay to use it? When is it okay to use it? Europians don't count.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Could it really have been anything but a super sketchy place though?

dunno, I saw Mini Kiss* at a not too sketchy indian casino in north dakota. but I guess "EXTREME MIDGET WRESTLING" is a little different.

*look this up now

 

[ZeroRay]

I don't need no wah-wah.

 

[kehs]

Anybody ever watch a threesome porn video and wish they were the meat in the sandwich?










yea me neither




....

 

[Get'sMad]

have you ever wished you were meat in like a non sexual sandwich?

 

[kehs]

Only a fish sandwich.

 

[Get'sMad]

there are lots of fish

 

[TheKaeptain]

Margaritas at Cabo in LA. I'm there.

 

[kehs]

Let's just say that haddock rhymes with had cock.

 

[kehs]

where you bitches at?

 

[TheKaeptain]

I'm runk.

 

[Snuggles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18HDfiMNlRE

holy shit, this is good if you have beastly headphones

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Going to a street food festival in Oakland with a girl that looks like an acorn.
All my laundry smells like weed and deodorant and I drank 4 16oz beers last night and NO water so I feel kind of queasy. I guess we're gonna stop at the sutro baths afterwards but that feels like a million years from now. I could be dead by 7pm.

 

[kehs]

Being hungover and coming down with a cold absolutely sucks.

 

[Kentpaul]

powernap

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Dudes I did the thing where you leave the gas pump in auto and yank it out a spill gas EVERYWHERE. It soaked all my clothes and Cameron the attendant teenager guy was like "oh shit that's HELLA" it was sooooo fucking shocking.

 

[ZeroRay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqULy8xQjZU

 

[Wool]

This is supposed to be the last page right? How do we move forward? I think everyone should right their own paragraph to be put in the OP of the new thread. An organized group of drunks is a dangerous thing.

 

[Atramental]

Holy crap.

I didn't realize we were this close to the end.

 

[ZeroRay]

This is supposed to be the last page right? How do we move forward? I think everyone should right their own paragraph to be put in the OP of the new thread. An organized group of drunks is a dangerous thing.

I agree with this notion. I even wrote my own paragraph just now.

 

[Acid08]

This is supposed to be the last page right? How do we move forward? I think everyone should right their own paragraph to be put in the OP of the new thread. An organized group of drunks is a dangerous thing.

Great idea, all top 10 posters need to do this.

 

[kehs]

There's a opleof random threads in community, just over take one of those.

 

[Snuggles]

Don't forget to post the new one on the OT side. We're going mainstream.

 

[Atramental]

And now a message from Mitt Romney

http://youtu.be/9Vr842TpBWE

 

[Riggs]

K I am drunk thinking about some major shit. Hi drunk thread.

 

[kehs]

I've already infiltrated the OT.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=489643

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

back from da club brap brap.

shitty dancing was covered up by everyone elses shitness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!£

 

[Kjellson]

I still don't get the "Dat shit cray" song.