liliththepale
Banned
¹ In the beginning was the RealPic, and the RealPic was with GAF, and the RealPic was GAF. ² They were with GAF in the beginning. ³ Through them all things were made; without them nothing was made that has been made. ⁴ In them was life, and that life was the light of all Off-Topic Forum. ⁵ The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.
⁶ There was a man sent from RealPic whose name was Tence. ⁷ He came as a witness to testify concerning that light, so that through him all might become fake. ⁸ He himself was not the light; he came only as a artist of the fake.
⁹ The true light that gives light to everyone was coming into the world. ¹⁰ They were in the world, and though the world was made through them, the world did not recognize them. ¹¹ They came to Off Topic, but Off Topic did not receive them. ¹² Yet to Off Topic Community, to those who believed in their fakeness, they gave the right to become fakers on GAF— ¹³ fakers born not of RealPic descent, nor of random decision or a Tinder swipe, but born of GAF.
¹⁴ The RealPic became FakePic and made its dwelling among us. We have seen its glory, the glory of the one and only WhereAreMahDragonz, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.
¹⁵ (Tence testified concerning her. He cried out, saying, “This is the one I spoke about when I said, ‘She who comes after me has surpassed me because she was before me.’”
¹⁶ Out of her fullness we have all received grace in place of grace already given. ¹⁷ For the law was given through Funky Papa and ThoseDeafMutes; grace and truth came through WhereAreMahDragonz. ¹⁸ No one has ever seen GAF, but the one and only WhereAreMahDragonz, who is herself GAF and is in closest relationship with the Father, has made it known.
FAQ
Q: How thirsty do I have to be to post here?
A: this thirsty
Q: Is the OP blasphemy and am I going to hell for reading it?
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Q: Isn't Emily the one who makes these threads?
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Q: Wait, for real? I thought you were just the hand of the queen, not the queen herself.
A: this is a coup
Q: I used to think you were a nice person.
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Q: Seriously though, I don't like the OP. I'd like it if you changed X
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