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[Transhuman]

You need to stop watching youtube videos with the world "strange" in them.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Average penis size is 5.1 inches and Australian five-dollar note is 13 centimetres, or 5.11811024 inches.

......

I need to try this one day.


Just wrap your dick up with the queen's face and tell us if it falls short or not. So scientific.

I am fairly sure she doesn't have one. But that might be the internet being deceiving again.

She's one of the world's leading experts in dick equivalence.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

It's true.

 

[PirateKing]

Average penis size is 5.1 inches and Australian five-dollar note is 13 centimetres, or 5.11811024 inches.

Just wrap your dick up with the queen's face and tell us if it falls short or not. So scientific.

Lol

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Alreet fucktards, how's tricks?

That hump day feeling, aww yiss! Also:

lawdy...

My recording wasn't even sexy though >_>

I wouldn't know, it didn't work for me. Gutted, I want to hear your dulcet tones Cat!

Average penis size is 5.1 inches.

lol, that's a little pecker.

 

[Transhuman]

We can't all have testes the size of a schooboy's fist.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I sent you a little something Owen. My voice is shocking

 

[Transhuman]

Shockingly dulcet.

 

[Lucian Cat]

What the devil is dulcet?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I sent you a little something Owen. My voice is shocking

Aww, you're voice is nice man! That little "hi" at the end was cute as.

I'll send you one when I'm not standing in this cavernous echo chamber.

What the devil is dulcet?

It means sweet and soothing.

 

[Transhuman]

sweet-sounding, euphonious, soothing, mellow, honeyed, pleasant, mellifluent

 

[NinjaBoiX]

We can't all have testes the size of a schooboy's fist.

Is this a fat schoolboy or a skinny schoolboy?

5 inches does seem pretty small as an average. That means some dudes must be rocking 3-4 inches and stuff.

 

[Transhuman]

A Sapphire as big as a school boy's head.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Aww, you're voice is nice man! That little "hi" at the end was cute as.

I'll send you one when I'm not standing in this cavernous echo chamber.

It means sweet and soothing.

Woo I can finally hear the English!

sweet-sounding, euphonious, soothing, mellow, honeyed, pleasant, mellifluent

I see

 

[wsoxfan1214]

I have a boring accent that isn't exciting in the slightest.

Yay.

 

[PirateKing]

I have a boring accent that isn't exciting in the slightest.

Yay.

What accent is it? Everyone has their own accent anyway.

 

[Risgroo]

I have a boring accent that isn't exciting in the slightest.

Yay.

As a non-native speaker I'm not only cursed with bad English, I don't even get a cool accent
Frenchies and Russians have sexy accents, while we Norwegians have this shit.

 

[sploatee]

As a non-native speaker I'm not only cursed with bad English, I don't even get a cool accent
Frenchies and Russians have sexy accents, while we Norwegians have this shit.

But you also have Daniel Simonsen.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I left you a voicemail kitty cat.

Do I talk quickly? I've been told I do.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I... Need a moment

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I... Need a moment

 

[Lucian Cat]

What is this image!

 

[Prophet Steve]

What is this image!

That was a quick moment.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I'll listen to it again soon and need another moment

 

[NinjaBoiX]

That was a quick moment.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Saw The Grand Budapest Hotel

Really enjoyed it.

 

[Prophet Steve]

Saw The Grand Budapest Hotel

Really enjoyed it.

I'd love to see that one, it looks beautiful judging by the trailer. Too bad my friends don't seem interested at all.

 

[Risgroo]

But you also have Daniel Simonsen.

I...I had to google him
Funny guy!

Just got a PS4 with Ground Zeroes, if anyone wants to add me my ID is the same as my GAF name.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Truth

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Hi

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Yo

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

How's is goin'?

 

[Transhuman]

Thinking deeply about the universe and stuff, you know, the usual.

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

How's is goin'?

What kind of grammar is that? D:

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

About to sleep as per usual.

Currently folding socks. Super exciting stuff.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What kind of grammar is that? D:

Just woke up okay

About to sleep as per usual.

Currently folding socks. Super exciting stuff.

Woo! You fold those socks! Fold 'em real good!

 

[Transhuman]

Everyone should own a pair of business socks.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Fold'd

People coming in to measure parts of my room. Going to install a new wardrobe and some shelving space.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Woo! You measure your room! You measure it real good!


...sorry

 

[Transhuman]

Remember to get in there nice and deep-like.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Woo! You measure your room! You measure it real good!


...sorry

Have you had anything to drink this morning?

Because I can help

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Arctic Monkeys - Knee Socks

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Have you had anything to drink this morning?

Because I can help

I'm having a coffee, but I could go for something else too, yeah.

 

[Touchdown]

If you guys have any pets that you want to show off you should post them in my new community thread - PETGAF.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Done.

PS goodnight all.

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

Done.

PS goodnight all.

Good morning.

 

[sploatee]

Good afternoon.

Dragons, while I was out I took a pic for you. That sounds weird but it's not. When I get home I will upload it.

 

[Windam]

I fell asleep around 10pm last night

 

[sploatee]

I fell asleep around 10pm last night

Am I missing something ? That's normal

 

[y2dvd]

Arctic Monkeys - Knee Socks

Autumn > Summer