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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games

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Funky Papa

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RobotNinjaHornets said:
Vodka is awful, rum is awesome. I will also accept whiskey.

Might check this place out. Could do with losing weight and fuck running.
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Grey Goose is the shit. Don't knock it.

Behold the Peartini:
Code: 
GREY GOOSE® La Poire 2 Parts
Vanilla Liqueur (pref. Cuarenta y Tres/Licor 43) 1 Part
Fresh Pressed Lemon Juice 1 Part
Sugar Syrup ¾ Part
Pear Slice Garnish

I like to add a tea spoon of pear puree for extra pearness. It's a massive hit at nights, specially among the ladyfolk.

Edit: Don't get too worried, Em. I friend of mine had ovarian cysts and they are incredibly common and easy to manage in most cases. She kept them under control just by taking the pill. Easy peasy.
 
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YesNOnoNOYes

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WhereAreMahDragonz said:
Seriously, thanks guys.

I'm kind of scared, to be honest, because I've probably had them for a long time but just never got them checked out.

My roommate in college freshman year (she transferred thankfully, but god, was she a terrible roommate) had them and one of them burst in the middle of the night. She had gone home for the weekend so I wasn't there when it happened but just thinking about it freaks me out.
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I'd be scaaaaaaaaared like whoa too :x

But hope everything will be fine! Positive vibes FTW o/

<333
 
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PirateKing

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WhereAreMahDragonz said:
Seriously, thanks guys.

I'm kind of scared, to be honest, because I've probably had them for a long time but just never got them checked out.

My roommate in college freshman year (she transferred thankfully, but god, was she a terrible roommate) had them and one of them burst in the middle of the night. She had gone home for the weekend so I wasn't there when it happened but just thinking about it freaks me out.
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More info pls. I probably missed a few pages to read.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Continuing the alcohol discussion and to cheer Em up, this could be any of my weekends*.

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if I had somebody waiting at home, giving a fig about me.
 
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Josh with a J

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Funky Papa said:
Continuing the alcohol discussion and to cheer Em up, this could be any of my weekends*.
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if I had somebody waiting at home, giving a fig about me.
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Well, at least your texts don't have you saying "RAWRRRRRRRR" in response to everything. I should try to stop that.

YesNOnoNOYes said:
EN GUARDE FOOLISH LITTLE JOSHLING!
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I finally understand your name! It's you contemplating stabbing me.

"Should I? Yes..NO,no,NO......Yes!"
 
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zeemumu

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What if it's the same people who leaked JLaws nudes? Will you kill them or kiss them?

I wish something from the haunted mansion reboot would leak.
 
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zeemumu

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Dude sitting next to me on the rollercoaster kept yanking his friends hair who was sitting in front of me. I better not get blamed for that.
 
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zeemumu

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Josh with a J said:
Bored and felt like playing a old game.

Seiken Densetsu 3 it is.
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Jumping back into my collection of old games is always a strange feeling. I had some weird taste in games when I was younger, playing stuff like Rascal and Tomba while everyone else was into Mario and Legend of Zelda at the time. I was late to the Nintendo 64 party, but once I started it was Nintendo all the time.
 
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YesNOnoNOYes

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Josh with a J said:
Well, at least your texts don't have you saying "RAWRRRRRRRR" in response to everything. I should try to stop that.



I finally understand your name! It's you contemplating stabbing me.

"Should I? Yes..NO,no,NO......Yes!"
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RAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



Beef-Sensei so nice also! *adds name to backstabby potential victims*


AND YAY ON ROARING ON THAT CYST GIF




RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR
 
Chuckie

Chuckie

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Acid08 said:
My cat shit on the floor the other day

I stepped in it
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My cats never shit on the floor. They do leave puked out furballs and I regularly step in those.

For the uninitiated... a furball (when you have long haired cats) is not some cute ball of cat hair but a thing that looks like a fucking piece of long shit but made of hair...often accompanied with some vomit or stomach fluids.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
So... after a soul crushing, dateless week and a couple of rejections, I may have something going with a 25yo for this Saturday ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

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YesNOnoNOYes

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Funky Papa said:
So... after a soul crushing, dateless week and a couple of rejections, I may have something going with a 25yo for this Saturday ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)
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goooooooooood luck papa! :D

hope it will go faaaaaaaaaaabulously \o/



robotninja, your CAPITALIZED poem is superb ;__; i clap after i read it o7
 
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RobotNinjaHornets

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Josh with a J said:
^ That is a lonnnng time
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I saw a band cover My Name Is Jonas from The Blue Album a few months ago.

The crowd seemed mostly <20.

No-one except me, my friends and a few others reacted.

I was very sad :C

Even more ridiculous, I was only 2 and a half when Blue came out, I got into Weezer like 6 or 7 years ago. To be into rad emo like the band that were playing and not know Weezer is just wrong :c
 
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