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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games

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NinjaBoiX

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Guys, guys, I love you guys.

My life is amazeballs at the mo. I feel like I could spunk on the thread right now.

II love you guys.

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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Ninj totally scored some X and is not sharing.

Anyway, I'm off for drinks and hopefuly social interaction. Smell ya laters.

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*I'm one of the hyenas.
 

Halo 2

Banned
So a car apparently almost hit me.
According to the driver t least I was busy txting.
He was all pissed and I go "blame Kevin bro"
He kept yelling what a doucher.
 

Clydefrog

Member
I got hit by a car once while crossing the street on my bike. The light turned green for me so I started to cross. Then, some idiot who was turning right clipped my back tire. I didn't even fall off my bike though. I just put my hands up in the air like "WTF" and stared at the guy as he drove away. The car behind him looked at me with bewilderment.

I just continued crossing the street after that.

best "i got hit by a car" story ever
 
I got hit by a car once while crossing the street on my bike. The light turned green for me so I started to cross. Then, some idiot who was turning right clipped my back tire. I didn't even fall off my bike though. I just put my hands up in the air like "WTF" and stared at the guy as he drove away. The car behind him looked at me with bewilderment.

I just continued crossing the street after that.

best "i got hit by a car" story ever

You're such a man, breh.

Wow, what an asshole.



Wus yo numba?

Oh boo you already got it yknow w'i'm sayin?
 

Halo 2

Banned
I got hit by a car once while crossing the street on my bike. The light turned green for me so I started to cross. Then, some idiot who was turning right clipped my back tire. I didn't even fall off my bike though. I just put my hands up in the air like "WTF" and stared at the guy as he drove away. The car behind him looked at me with bewilderment.

I just continued crossing the street after that.

best "i got hit by a car" story ever
I've seen so many car/bike collisions here I'm terrified to ride my bike. I've seen cars honk at a bike they just hit.
Glad you survived!
 

Wazzy

Banned
Hey wazzy, let me smell ya butt
I...I don't know whether to be flattered or worried that you want to sniff my butt.

Would it greatly please you to get a whiff?
I got hit by a car once while crossing the street on my bike. The light turned green for me so I started to cross. Then, some idiot who was turning right clipped my back tire. I didn't even fall off my bike though. I just put my hands up in the air like "WTF" and stared at the guy as he drove away. The car behind him looked at me with bewilderment.

I just continued crossing the street after that.

best "i got hit by a car" story ever
That's pretty scary actually.

I had a car back into me. I for some reason didn't even care but my dad was there and he started screaming at the driver and I was all "no big deal breh. You just shit at driving"
 
A car nearly hit me outside my house while turning into a road that you're not allowed to turn into from where she was, as there's a crossing there. She stopped, honked and I kind of lost it, yelled and kicked her car.
 

Halo 2

Banned
I won my team last ranked game. Backdoored both Nexus turrets and the Nexus during a losing teamfight. GGGGGG
My roommate plays league all the time.
Y'all should date.


That smite game looks so cool!
Perspective makes a huge difference there wo
 

MutFox

Banned
My roommate plays league all the time.
Y'all should date.


That smite game looks so cool!
Perspective makes a huge difference there wo

Yeah, and the game is free!
Pretty much has the same monetization as LoL.
Which is more consumer friendly than most F2P games.

(I haven't spent a dime on LoL, and have played it for about 4 years...)
 

Halo 2

Banned
Yeah, and the game is free!
Pretty much has the same monetization as LoL.
Which is more consumer friendly than most F2P games.

(I haven't spent a dime on LoL, and have played it for about 4 years...)
The main thing keeping me away from these is my backlog. There are way too many games I want to get around to!
 

MutFox

Banned
The main thing keeping me away from these is my backlog. There are way too many games I want to get around to!

I too have a crazy backlog.
Pretty much have given up on most single player games.

Prefer multiplayer as i can play with friends...
Co-op or versus, doesn't matter... :p

Even the crappiest game is fun with friends.
 

The_Poet

Banned
I too have a crazy backlog.
Pretty much have given up on most single player games.

Prefer multiplayer as i can play with friends...
Co-op or versus, doesn't matter... :p

Even the crappiest game is fun with a friends.

How does one acquire 'a friends'?
 

Halo 2

Banned
I too have a crazy backlog.
Pretty much have given up on most single player games.

Prefer multiplayer as i can play with friends...
Co-op or versus, doesn't matter... :p

Even the crappiest game is fun with a friends.
This is true. 50 cent blood on the sand is one of my favorite co-op games ever.

I'm rapidly approaching this chicken place.
Passed two Popeyes, better be tasty.
 
I'd love to believe it was. But man, I've seen too much genuine stupid shit posted on the internet to rule it out completely.

Clearly Spielberg traveled back 65 million years and single-handedly brought the dinosaurs to extinction.
 
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