Agreed!Anything that isn't Nickelback is a victory in my book.
Agreed!Anything that isn't Nickelback is a victory in my book.
Just found out I share my birthday with the legendary Tom Hanks!
Slay King 💅
What famous people share your birthday with you?
Just found out I share my birthday with the legendary Tom Hanks!
Slay King 💅
What famous people share your birthday with you?
Just found out I share my birthday with the legendary Tom Hanks!
Slay King 💅
What famous people share your birthday with you?
Damn it, people. Stop carrying condoms in your wallets. That's just asking for trouble.
Ok, paps. Am I dismissed now?
This is the coolest thing ever. I can't believe it's a real condition.You may, but remember to buy a condom case if you intend to carry them with you.
On separate news, heterochromia is still the grooviest mutation.
Just found out I share my birthday with the legendary Tom Hanks!
Slay King 💅
What famous people share your birthday with you?
On separate news, heterochromia is still the grooviest mutation.
Just found out I share my birthday with the legendary Tom Hanks!
Slay King 💅
What famous people share your birthday with you?
I'm in the company of a few "youtube stars" and American reality tv personalities.
End me.
Finished the first draft of my first novel. 160,578 words. Feels good!
Finished the first draft of my first novel. 160,578 words. Feels good!
Fantasy/sci-fi nonsense. Meaning of birth, cloning/genetic experiments, dragons sometimes but rarely, magic but subdued and not really a focus. Near future setting, so there's stuff like trains, future magic rugby, and kids going to college amidst all the knights and magical mumbo jumbo.Always kinda wanted to try that, but there's so fucking many things I want to try -.-
What's it about?
You can make a fortune selling them as children's books. Just find a good artist and you are good to go.I have hundreds of books inside of me, the problem is they're all terrible and less than five pages long.
Kinky. Is it umcomfortable?I have hundreds of books inside of me, the problem is they're all terrible and less than five pages long.
You can make a fortune selling them as children's books. Just find a good artist and you are good to go.
Kinky. Is it umcomfortable?
Jesus mommy.
who is he? I'll beat him up ò.óI'm going to fucking explode in a sec if this fuckboy doesn't leave me alone
I'm feeling a huge downer right now. Came to notice it always happens when I feel lonely and isolated. And I honestly don't know how to counteract that :|
Get me or Emily in touch with her and we show her how 'be' one can be
who is he? I'll beat him up ò.ó
go outside. do some exercise. I'm kinda having the same problem now since I only work once a week and go to school twice. so I simply have too much time while other people are busy. I should study but..eh. zero motivation.
did your mom text you tips?It could be worse.
She could be texting you tips.
I hope it doesn't turn out to be me
You know what? I'm going for a run afterwards, thanks for the inspiration. <3
but I'd still beat you up.
did your mom text you tips?
dragons sometimes but rarely
She does that all the time. Telling me how to changexplain and act and dress to get a husband and a father for my daighter.It could be worse.
She could be texting you tips.
She does that all the time. Telling me how to changexplain and act and dress to get a husband and a father for my daighter.
She does that all the time. Telling me how to changexplain and act and dress to get a husband and a father for my daighter.
She rarely sees Siofra. My dad sees her every weekend AND kept her for my deployments.If she's not babysitting constantly she can shut the fuck up.
Giving change for an explanation.What does changexplain mean for fuck's sake!
Giving change for an explanation.
Now, pay up.