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[Jobbs]

I think it looks tacky. a bit like this

I just think the idea of a sternum tattoo has potential, I don't have strong feelings toward that particular example, it just came up when I was looking at other things

tramp stamp is tacky because it's a tramp stamp

 

[Misha]

I think it's pretty consistent across most guys that the left testicle is bigger than the right.

Edit: wait I got that wrong. The left testicle just hangs slightly lower. But yeah they aren't the same size.

Iirc the left boob is usually bigger cause your heart is behind it making that side of your chest larger

Big iirc tho

 

[Jobbs]

I'm playing garden warfare 2 with my niece over xbox live, and she added one of her little friends to our game, and it's some high voice little 9 year old boy and he keeps talking to me as if we're equals and I want to kill myself now

but I have to be nice

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm playing garden warfare 2 with my niece over xbox live, and she added one of her little friends to our game, and it's some high voice little 9 year old boy and he keeps talking to me as if we're equals and I want to kill myself now

but I have to be nice

lmao

The little shit.

 

[Misha]

I'm playing garden warfare 2 with my niece over xbox live, and she added one of her little friends to our game, and it's some high voice little 9 year old boy and he keeps talking to me as if we're equals and I want to kill myself now

but I have to be nice

how nice of him. its rare to see such a good sport in games these days when they have a player dragging their team down

 

[zeemumu]

Iirc the left boob is usually bigger cause your heart is behind it making that side of your chest larger

Big iirc tho

*shrug* You could be completely right.



I'm hoping that Friday doesn't become a repeat of my Batman v Superman movie experience. at least half of my dislike of that movie came from the people behind me who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Some other people in there had some interesting reactions though. There was one girl who burst into tears when

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Martha gave Lois the engagement ring

. I mean I know it was emotional but damn.

 

[Halcyon]

I'm gonna attempt to see Civil War sometime in the next week but this might be an exercise in futility.

Sup nerds.

 

[Misha]

I'm gonna attempt to see Civil War sometime in the next week but this might be an exercise in futility.

Sup nerds.

I was going to see if with my sister tomorrow but she's going to see it with her boyfriend(?) instead (and i got sorta but maybe not sick)

 

[trab pu kcip]

there is a thread about a guy that had bugs in his seasoning and someone said that almost everything grain based basically already contains bug eggs. why does everything has to be terrible?
I hate this world.

 

[zeemumu]

there is a thread about a guy that had bugs in his seasoning and someone said that almost everything grain based basically already contains bug eggs. why does everything has to be terrible?
I hate this world.

It's not all bad. This world has WiFi

 

[Jobbs]

there is a thread about a guy that had bugs in his seasoning and someone said that almost everything grain based basically already contains bug eggs. why does everything has to be terrible?
I hate this world.

So you aren't a vegan. You eat eggs.

 

[trab pu kcip]

It's not all bad. This world has WiFi

to talk about bug eggs

So you aren't a vegan. You eat eggs.

I WOULDN'T IF THIS WORLD GAVE ME A CHOICE

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I'm playing garden warfare 2 with my niece over xbox live, and she added one of her little friends to our game, and it's some high voice little 9 year old boy and he keeps talking to me as if we're equals and I want to kill myself now

but I have to be nice

You're a game developer.

That means you're a fucking GOD.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

If you don't eat eggs you're a horrible person

om nom eggs

 

[Timu]

If you don't eat eggs you're a horrible person

No lies detected.

 

[You Know Nothing]

If you don't eat eggs you're a horrible person

om nom eggs

Missing out on one of the most nutrient dense foods on earth too.

Assuming you eat the yolks that is.

 

[zeemumu]

to talk about bug eggs


I WOULDN'T IF THIS WORLD GAVE ME A CHOICE

No vegan diet, no vegan powers.

 

[marrec]

If you don't eat eggs you're a horrible person

om nom eggs

I'm allergic

 

[Numb]

If you don't eat eggs you're a horrible person

om nom eggs

Infinite ways to prepare them

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm allergic

Ugh.

That seems like one of the worst food allergies to have considering how ubiquitous eggs are.

 

[Professor Beef]

Infinite ways to prepare them

I seem to remember a user by that name, or something along those lines

 

[trab pu kcip]

you don't seem disturbed by this at all. enjoy your bug eggs everyone. enjoy the worms and maggots slowly devouring your insides while they carry what's left of you straight TO HELL
roll your inline skates down the halfpipe that leads straight to HELL

oh and also enjoy that chicken vagina product

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

that's my kink, though.

 

[Timu]

Gonna see Captain America Civil War in a few hours with friends!

 

[Jobbs]

you don't seem disturbed by this at all. enjoy your bug eggs everyone. enjoy the worms and maggots slowly devouring your insides while they carry what's left of you straight TO HELL
roll your inline skates down the halfpipe that leads straight to HELL

oh and also enjoy that chicken vagina product

Lol

The only eggs I eat are bug eggs, same as you

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Ugh.

That seems like one of the worst food allergies to have considering how ubiquitous eggs are.

Hello, I am allergyboy, have you met me? I don't eat eggs or tomato or cheese.

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Truthfully, I don't think I am allergic to any of those things anymore but I definitely used to be and am too used to not eating them now

 

[zeemumu]

you don't seem disturbed by this at all. enjoy your bug eggs everyone. enjoy the worms and maggots slowly devouring your insides while they carry what's left of you straight TO HELL
roll your inline skates down the halfpipe that leads straight to HELL

oh and also enjoy that chicken vagina product

Oh trab, you really don't want to know where the rest of your food's been, both before it's harvested/made and while it's sitting on shelves in stores. The bugs aren't surprising. I've seen them before. If you knew the secrets of everything you ate, you'd never eat solid food again. You're better off not worrying about it at all and storing your food to the best of your ability.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Oh trab, you really don't want to know where the rest of your food's been, both before it's harvested/made and while it's sitting on shelves in stores. The bugs aren't surprising. I've seen them before. If you knew the secrets of everything you ate, you'd never eat solid food again. You're better off not worrying about it at all and storing your food to the best of your ability.

this actually worries me a great deal. I wonder how many semen or fingernails I already consumed without knowing it ((
like I said
this world sucks
we'd actually be better off IN HELL

 

[Jobbs]

let's start a hippy colony and, like, grow our own food

 

[trab pu kcip]

let's start a hippy colony and, like, grow our own food

totally. IN HELL.
ok I'll stop. maybe.

 

[liliththepale]

Trab the sterility of food has only ever improved. Our immune systems barely have to put up a fight anymore (which in turn means fewer calories are used in digesting food which means more calories are stored which means it's easier to get fat now).


Also my boobs are essentially the same size. I don't get the obsession over asymmetry. Acceptance, sure, but not adoration.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

let's start a hippy colony and, like, grow our own food

COMMUNIST COMMUNE? I'M IN!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hello, I am allergyboy, have you met me? I don't eat eggs or tomato or cheese.

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Truthfully, I don't think I am allergic to any of those things anymore but I definitely used to be and am too used to not eating them now

:: makes pizza topped with eggs ::

 

[zeemumu]

totally. IN HELL.
ok I'll stop. maybe.

Hell sucks, trab. No one washes their hands and it smells like crap.

 

[trab pu kcip]

COMMUNIST COMMUNE? I'M IN!

we could host shows there too

Hell sucks, trab. No one washes their hands and it smells like crap.

so we're already there.

 

[zeemumu]

so we're already there.

That depends entirely on you.

Hell doesn't have WiFi though so probably not

 

[Vazra]

Im so horny.
I mean hungry
I mean both.

BBQ ribs need to finish now for fucks sake.

 

[trab pu kcip]

That depends entirely on you.

Probably.

it does not. I wash my hands like crazy. but a lot of other people don't it's always suspicious if they flush and get out of the bathroom a little too quickly. mark my words!
and have you ever used public transportation? everyone stinks.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

we could host shows there too

lessdoit

 

[Jobbs]

I really do have the "wanna leave the country" itch if trump wins

it does not. I wash my hands like crazy. but a lot of other people don't it's always suspicious if they flush and get out of the bathroom a little too quickly. mark my words!
and have you ever used public transportation? everyone stinks.

the other day I saw someone come out of the stall where they seemed to have CRAPPED (first of all, who craps in a public restroom unless it's an emergency, that right there is a huge wtf) and went straight for the exit without even thinking about washing his hands

I kept thinking about the guy for the rest of the day, because he touched everything-- - everyuthing but the fucking sink

 

[zeemumu]

it does not. I wash my hands like crazy. but a lot of other people don't it's always suspicious if they flush and get out of the bathroom a little too quickly. mark my words!
and have you ever used public transportation? everyone stinks.

Back when I was working at Walmart,I was washing my hands when I saw a guy come out of one of the stalls and walk right past the sinks. I went back to my register and the same guy walked into my line with one of those pervvy smiles on his face. I curved my fingers so they wouldnt touch the buttons while ringing him up and immediately went back to the bathroom to wash my hands again.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I really do have the "wanna leave the country" itch if trump wins

It won't happen unless it's revealed Hillary killed someone. (I mean besides being the Butcher of Benghazi&#8482

I mean the GOP have been trying to bring her down for over two decades and haven't found that out. So we should be safe.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I really do have the "wanna leave the country" itch if trump wins



the other day I saw someone come out of the stall where they seemed to have CRAPPED (first of all, who craps in a public restroom unless it's an emergency, that right there is a huge wtf) and went straight for the exit without even thinking about washing his hands

I kept thinking about the guy for the rest of the day, because he touched everything-- - everyuthing but the fucking sink

PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS I SWEAR. AND WE HAVE TO SUFFER. when I was a kid and more outspoken and brutally honest (like kids are) I asked everyone that came over if they washed their hands after using the bathroom. if not, I sent them back to do it. we all need to go back to that level of confidence. btw I'm not crazy.

 

[zeemumu]

It won't happen unless it's revealed Hillary killed someone. (I mean besides being the Butcher of Benghazi™)

I mean the GOP have been trying to bring her down for over two decades and haven't found that out. So we should be safe.

We're gonna find out That Trump Killed George McFly after winning enough money to pay for his campaign by giving his past self last year's sports almanac.

 

[Jobbs]

It won't happen unless it's revealed Hillary killed someone. (I mean besides being the Butcher of Benghazi™)

I mean the GOP have been trying to bring her down for over two decades and haven't found that out. So we should be safe.

A while ago I wouldn't have believed any of this could have happened. We're in completely uncharted territory. Trump winning the general seems like a longshot, but since nothing is happening according to traditional wisdom, I don't know what to expect

PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS I SWEAR. AND WE HAVE TO SUFFER. when I was a kid and more outspoken and brutally honest (like kids are) I asked everyone that came over if they washed their hands after using the bathroom. if not, I sent them back to do it. we all need to go back to that level of confidence. btw I'm not crazy.

I'm imagining this tiny person interrogating everyone in german as they come out of the bathroom and cracking up

I like extra angstry trab btw, this is entertaining

 

[liliththepale]

has anybody ever actually left a country because X politician got elected? Hundreds of thousands threatened to when Bush was running, and hundreds of thousands more when Obama came along.

I feel like anyone and everyone privileged enough to casually threaten leaving the country is also too privileged to be significantly affected by any one politician.

 

[trab pu kcip]

A while ago I wouldn't have believed any of this could have happened. We're in completely uncharted territory. Trump winning the general seems like a longshot, but since nothing is happening according to traditional wisdom, I don't know what to expect



I'm imagining this tiny person interrogating everyone in german as they come out of the bathroom and cracking up

I like extra angstry trab btw, this is entertaining

I used to be a super neurotic, germophobic kid. probably a little like you but worse. and it still comes through today.
and I swear it was exactly how you're imagining it. my best friend actually still makes fun of me because of the whole hand washing incident haha.

 

[zeemumu]

has anybody ever actually left a country because X politician got elected? Hundreds of thousands threatened to when Bush was running, and hundreds of thousands more when Obama came along.

I feel like anyone and everyone privileged enough to casually threaten leaving the country is also too privileged to be significantly affected by any one politician.

No but that one woman killed herself when they turned on the hadron collider.

 

[Clydefrog]

Goodnight, trab

 

[zeemumu]

Goodnight, trab

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