Nah, homeboy doesn't meet the extensive criteria.
Take a deep breath and watch a movie or something
I can't seem to go 10 minutes before I find something I sigh about, myself
going forward, to avoid this embarrassment, I'm going to wait like three hours or more before congratulating you for anything
Off Topic makes me glad I don't have hypertension tbh.
But I'm cool. Everything is fine.
I'm never drinking again
I'm drunk enough right now that this photo of my siblings and I had me crying becuse I miss them
Just think, this is moderated discussion. A sanctuary compared to elsewhere.
About that
I'm not making videos though
That's fine.
:: hasn't made a drunk video in forever so complaining would be hypocritical ::
Lbr tho I probably will
You should tbh
et tu, Brute?
here's a hot tip for thinking yuge muscles aren't actually all that great. Just imagine the guy is actually a skinny guy wearing a muscle suit. It's really hard to unsee. You're welcome.
How dare you, I'll have you know Anchor Arms helped me land all the chicks
How's those abs looking?
Guy looks like he's from a cel shaded Gamecube game
Who needs abs when you've got guns like these
I have so much hair. Every time I cut it I just think, " You could make a wig out of that."
:: basks in thick and luxurious hair ::
Just finished sharknado with my housemates. I had never seen it. So bad but oh so entertaining
I haven't got my hair cut since November. I'm probably due for a cleanup, just haven't made time for it.
Let it grow
Make Manbun
Let the one topping you pull it while going at it.
????
Profit?
I didn't even see actual self depricating shit in there >.>I'd cut out the self depriciating shit, other than that looks alright.
I generally prefer lithe and athletic. But sometimes larger muscles are hot too.
:: gives gay male perspective ::
:: currently has man bun ::
I didn't even see actual self depricating shit in there >.>
Will check.
big muscles are overrated. more of a male fantasy. female fantasy more often seems to be something thinner. Loki > Thor etc
anyway honest question... at the risk of sounding like a dick, why is this so easy.. I didn't ask for any of this and have been happily living as a hermit. Younger me's mind would be blown by this
I wanna watch a movie and do a drunk synopsis
I didn't even see actual self depricating shit in there >.>
Will check.
big muscles are overrated. more of a male fantasy. female fantasy more often seems to be something thinner. Loki > Thor etc
anyway honest question... at the risk of sounding like a dick, why is this so easy.. I didn't ask for any of this and have been happily living as a hermit. Younger me's mind would be blown by this
remind me to stay away from tequila sunrise in the future
I'm never drinking again
Tequila sucks
Can I pull it?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I wanna watch a movie and do a drunk synopsis
How the world works. Enjoy it while it lasts (hopefully a long time).
That's definitely my preference, but if big muscles make you happy then more power to you!
Also there are so very many variables when meeting new people, it's almost impossible to actually control it.
I'm a bit drunk and trying to drawing pictures. Ask me anything.
If u could be an animal which one would u be and y?
thanks =D
I'd like for my pecks/boobs to be a bit less flat but overall I am pretty good with my physique right now
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I'm a bit drunk and trying to drawing pictures. Ask me anything.